K.V.:
Yep! Here's another one! Due to the fact I got 4 times more hits on the previous chapter than on any of my other fics I decided to make another kid fenton chappy! I got some reviews too! Good ones! I'm hell-a-happy! Plus, someone mentioned danny looks and acts more like a 12 year old, do you think I should change his age? let me know if you read this one, anyone can give me their opinion about this. Oh yeah, I need to thank misha! I'm putting her in my profile in the: to thank people part if you need to know why. now on with the chappy!
Intro:
Who would you choose to organise the school ball: danny or jazz fenton?
Disclaimer: I own squad, that means nothing that occurs in this fic, not danny, not jazz not tucker, not a thing! I do own me myself and I!
2: VOTE FOR FENTON!
The school bell rang and the students of amity elementary were eager to come out to take their brake, One kid tripped, fell and was run over by a few others. The very last students coming out of the building were danny, tucker and edge.
"…but how do you kill the boss in the final level?" asked tucker.
Danny had his hands in his pockets and looked confident with a great ego.
"that?… pff.. easy, you take the stick and crush all of his toes…" he said while swinging an invisible stick.
"…but you got to make sure the warts don't splat open in your face, there full of venom!" he added and retook his former attitude.
Edge looked like he was about to puke from hearing the word 'venom' while tucker was in deep thought.
Then danny noticed something in his pocket and took it out, it was a small pink paper wrap. "what's this?" danny asked with his eyes widened and one eyebrow lifted.
He opened up the paper wrap which revealed a cookie, edge took the cookie out of Danny's hands and started investigating it.
He lifted his glasses up to his hairline and peeled one last time to the cookie before throwing it in his mouth.
"mmm, tastes real good" edge munched while lifting his pinkie as if he was drinking thee.
Tucker didn't understand it and danny looked mad, then they saw each others face and shrugged.
"A yummy round taste" said edge after swallowing the cookie. " a rich colour, and the perfect combination of sugar and chocolate, my conclusion: this was home made, you have more?"
tucker took the paper wrap out of Danny's hand and started his turn to investigate on the matter. "something is written on it" he said triumphant. "vote for jazz fenton"
edge got an evil grin on his face, the face he always got when he didn't wanted to be outdone and show he could be smart too.
He took the paper wrap out of tuckers hands and walked around with it as if he was a professor lost in deep thought about some experiment.
"hmm, this text is easy to read" he narrated with a loud voice. "curly letters…"
he slapped his hand on the paper. "…it must be from a girl, probably your sister danny"
he pointed at danny with a huge smile on his face like he just solved the most difficult puzzle on his own.
"my sister? What is she up to now?" danny asked while tucker took back the paper from edge.
"edge, it says jazz fenton!" tucker reminded and rolled his eyes.
Now danny took the paper out of tucker's hand and looked at it.
"see! What did I say!" edge smiled triumphant.
Tucker rolled his eyes again while danny looked mad in the direction where normally his sister would play with her friends.
Only this time she wasn't playing, she was handing out more cookie's and some sort of pamphlets.
"if you vote for me, I'll make sure there will be cute dresses to wear on the ball and also cool music, really true!" jazz offered to her friends "oh we got visit"
danny walked into the group around jazz.
"here's your junk back! My pocket isn't a trash can!" he hissed while pushing the paper wrap in jazz's hands.
"oh yeah, are you sure of that?" jazz snorted.
Her friends started laughing stupidly.
"what are you doing? Are you competing in something?" danny groaned while tapping the paper in jazz's hands and took a step closer, jazz wasn't intimidated by this and stayed firmly where she was.
Tucker and edge squeezed themselves into the group and answered Danny's question for her: she's competing to be the class president"
"that's right! And if I win, I'm going to organise a wonderful miraculous princes ball" jazz grinned.
Then jazz turned around and walked away, not soon after the group followed in exception of danny, tucker and edge. One of the girls stuck her tongue out to danny before she left to follow the group.
Danny lowered his arms and head and looked kind of depressed.
"now my good friend, she already makes you nuts at home and now she's going to ruin your school life too" tucker said while holding his hand on Danny's shoulder.
Danny's colour turned red faster than a chameleon could have done and planted his fist in his hand and with a grin on his face he growled:
"not if I compete against her"
"what?" tucker and edge asked surprised.
"you heard me! I'm going to compete against jazz in the election!" danny growled while he threw his hand in the air and walked inside the school building.
« fenton versus fenton!" danny yelled in the air.
Tucker and edge ran right behind danny and had to stop abruptly and fell on the floor as danny turned around and said:
"campaign meeting, tonight, my room!"
danny turned back and walked to his class.
Edge was standing on a bar seat on the bed in Danny's room to close the windshield. "come on!" he said and he got pulled up by the cord, then he fell on the ground. Danny and tucker who were busy making a plan looked at him while he tried to get up and both shrugged.
Tucker walked to the wall next to the bed and pointed a stick to the self made blueprint of the school. "good, we'll take in all the strategic important places of the school and make sure we keep those places." He narrated.
Danny was sucking on a ghost puppet that was attached to a pencil and listened uninterested.
"the attack plan is simple" tucker could just say before Danny's mind wondered off again.
" the stomach of the ghost contains extreme toxic fluids" a green teacher said while pointing at the blackboard, there was a stomach drawn on it inside a ghost's body, the stomach started moving and the kids were frightened.
Then the scene turned to the school cafeteria, a ghost was dealing out the kid's food. With a giant spoon he smacked a green substance in one of the student's plate and the substance grew the shape of a really ugly ghost. The student sighted and said: "well at least I have my desert"
But right when he said that the desert started turning around and was staring at him, it was an eyeball.
Then the scene made another change and we see the gym class.
Bulldog Jane (that's what the children call their gym teacher) had a pair of boxing gloves on her hands and called the students around a punching bag.
"the weak point of the ghost…" she growled.
The punching bag suddenly got a ghostlike face and bulldog punched it below the belt."…are his knees!"
"you can hit him only once…" she growled while punching the ghost punch bag again. " with a horizontal strike and your ghost's down!"
"then you finish the job…" bulldog barked and turned to her sport gear bag to search for something "…with a chainsaw!" she growled when she finally found what she was looking for. The thing was three times the size of a normal chainsaw and the ghost bag's eyes were about to pop out from fear.
The students were yelling in fear when bulldog started the chainsaw and cut the ghost into tiny bits, feathers flew all around the gym.
"any questions?" bulldog Jane barked.
"we got to hang posters in the school, the park, the game store and city games, then we'll win easily!" tucker narrated with his hand high in the air and the other on the chest like he was some kind of poet.
"waaw" edge gasped without reason. He sat down on the desk which he crawled on via a chair.
"edge you'll become my communication advisor" smiled danny.
Edge held his head high and started to grow an ego.
" I thank you for your trust Mr president, I wont let you down." He grinned.
Then danny got a grin on his face and changed the subject:
"we got to hit them hard, we got to hit them really hard!"
he pointed to another blueprint but this time it was one of amity park, for as far you could tell.
"you got to change your name!" edge said nonchalantly. "a cool slogan always helps"
danny and tucker stared at edge like they didn't understand.
"destroyer, smart rebel, duckateer, ghostard or beaney? Edge suggested.
Tucker and danny rolled they're eyes and slapped they're hands in front of they're faces.
A teacher pressed on a button in French class and a voice spoke:
"repeat after me, le chien est dans la jardin"
then the students, which were sitting each in they're separate booth's repeated what the voice said:
"le chien est dans le jardin"
the teacher was content with the result and pressed the button again and the voice said :
"repeat after me,…"
edge sat in his own separate booth with a headgear on his head and a microphone in hand. "…DON'T BE A DONKEY, VOTE FENTON DANNY!" he interrupted the voice.
The teacher was a bit annoyed but he ignored it and pressed the button again and the voice said:
"repeat after me,…"
"DON'T BE AN APLESTROUDEL, VOTE FENTON…EUH…YES… FENTON!!!" edge cut in.
danny stuck his head inside edge's booth and stared at him.
"Aplestroudel???" he thought.
"VOTE FOR FENTON DANNY AND COME OUT THE HEFORMODEHIDE!" edge happily continued interrupting the French voice.
"what kind of slogan is that suppose to be?" danny asked with his eyes rolling.
"next" another teacher said.
A girl walked to the diorama that was placed there for her show and tell.
A beautiful lake in the middle of the forest mountains was shown on the dia. (A/N: sorry, I don't know what those things are called in other country's).
The girl directed herself to the classmates.
The dia changed behind her back and showed a picture of the rocky mountains but one of the heads was replaced with Danny's face.
"Don't BE AN APLESTROUDEL, VOTE FENTON DANNY!" danny, tucker and edge called out together.
The girl turned around to look at the dia but tucker who was operating the machine quickly switched back before she noticed.
She took off her glasses and cleaned them with her skirt then she was about to say something when half of the class followed Danny's lead and tucker changed the dia again.
"DON'T BE AN APLESTROUDLE, VOTE FENTON DANNY!
The girl looked back at the dia but now tucker took the next dia, it was some kind of boat.
"this is a tanker which purpose is…" began the girl.
"…TO VOTE FOR FENTON DANNY AND LEAVE AGAIN! Half of the class cut in.
The other half began laughing.
The girl just Ignored them and continued her babbling about loading ships while tucker changed the dia back to the rocky mountain danny.
In the meanwhile, jazz and a few of her friends passed the classroom with boxes full of posters, glue, tape, scissors and cookies.
dash came out of the toilet with a role of toilet paper in his hands.
"your brother is whacked out!" he cackled and gave her the role of toilet paper, then he walked down the hall.
Jazz looked at the role of paper and saw a drawing of Danny's face on every single skin. And underneath it was written:
'don't be a donkey, vote for fenton danny!'
jazz ripped the toilet paper role to shreds and threw it in a garbage can next to her. "I will win this time, danny!" she growled. "mark my words, I will have my revenge!"
jazz stood on a small table on the playground of school, next to her stood a bigger table which was draped with pink stuff and flowers, on the table lied posters with her face on and a basket of cookie's.
"if you vote on me, every day will be like this! Help yourself!" jazz yelled over the playground.
A group of students quickly came her way, they knew by now that wherever jazz was, were free cookie's.
A girl pinned buttons on the students in the shape of a flower while a boy gave out cookie's.
The boy who gave the cookie's whispered something in the girl's ear and pointed to a nerdish looking kid.
The girl walked to the nerd and threw her charms into play, with the sweetest voice she could use she said:
"Hey handsome, have a button, and please vote for jazz fenton, maybe I'll dans with you on the school ball."
The nerdish boy's mouth hung open and he had a dreamish look in his eyes.
The boy giving away cookie's threw one in the nerd's open mouth.
"see you later handsome" the girl said before she went back to pinning flower buttons.
Danny, tucker and edge walked in the videogame store of joystick Billy with boxes full of campaign stuff and a cardboard danny.
"ooh" joystick said interested.
Edge tripped over one of his untied laces and fell on tucker, which fell on danny which face got smacked against the counter, the posters and the cardboard danny fell on danny and tucker's head.
"EDGE" tucker and danny growled together.
"oops, sorry you guy's" edge apologized. "look president!"
edge was pointing at a cardboard…jazz!
Joystick scratched the back of his head while looking at the ceiling whistling some unknown tune.
"what's going on here?" asked danny when he got up and saw several posters of jazz hanging around the place and at least 3 more cardboard jazz's.
"you never said your sister knows rikiki" said edge.
(A/N: between us, rikiki is a pink duck and edge loves it, and it is the only lame thing joystick sells in his store as it is a product of his all-time favourite horror moviemaker Kurt milder)
"how could I resist the charm of the sister of my best customer?" joystick asked with the sweat on his face but he still had a grin on his face, then he shot up again and said:
"oh, before I forget, does any of you want a cookie?"
danny put his arms together as he turned around with an angry look on his face. Tucker followed his lead but edge walked to the counter and took out a cookie.
"You don't know what you'll miss" joystick teased.
"Now it's war!" danny yelled while banging his small fist on his desk.
"my own sister play's dirty games!"
edge and tucker sat on a chair opposite of danny, edge had a bowl filled with cookie's on his lap which he got from joystick which got them from jazz.
"and the cookie's are good too Mr president!" edge chewed.
Danny raised an eyebrow but decided edge couldn't help being who he was and focused on the main problem.
"okay, no more mister nice guy" danny snared as he pointed to the amity blueprint. "we got to think of a plan!"
edge dropped himself from his chair and stood up next to danny.
"we could give away our own cookie's Mr president."
Danny lowered his eyebrows till they almost formed a straight line on his forehead and rolled his eyes. Then tucker got of his chair with his proposal but he didn't find it directly and started walking around in deep thought.
In the meanwhile edge was still ranting on about their own cookie's.
"dog biscuits are cheap and good for the stomach" he yawned.
Danny started taping his desk with his fingers out of annoyance.
"we need to strike back, infiltrate the hostile domain and make great sacrifices" tucker said while pointing at a specific point on his own drawn map.
"hmm? But that's the little princes store!" edge said munching on another cookie.
"it's perfect!" danny called out.
In the little princes store a woman was placing clothes on they're respectively locations when three little girls walked in. two of them wore oversized glasses and the third had green hair.
"what can I do for you cute little lady's?" the woman asked nicely.
(A/N: actually these aren't girls, it's danny and posse in disguise, but don't tell the woman okay?)
danny tried to fake his voice in the girlishness way he could and said:
"eh.. yes… actually were looking for something…. Girlish."
Ticker slapped Danny's hand which pulled it back and blew on as if he just got hit by a hammer. "my friends want to look nice" said tucker.
"ah, we got just the thing you need" said the woman. "follow me I know exactly what fit's your colours.
Edge stood before a bra stand and picked out a big black one and placed it on his wig as a cap.
The woman gave danny a small dress and tucker a skirt with matching top. "this is perfect for you" she smiled.
Then edge passed by but the woman didn't notice the bra on his head and gave him also a dress. Edge followed tucker and danny to the dressing room and tripped over the high heels from his mother.
"I told you it's impossible to walk with those" tucker reminded.
Each of them walked into a dressing room and started to undress.
Danny threw his former top over the door, tucker his former dress and edge his former…. Hair, with bra still attached to it.
Danny took a poster from under his t-shirt and hung it up in the dressing room, tucker followed.
The woman noticed the wig and went to edge's dressing room. Edge himself was trying to hang up his poster but he fell of the bench and pulled the bra string and landed on the floor with the bra on his face. The woman opened his door and asked:
"is it the right size?"
edge took the bra off his face and said:
it's a nice colour but it gets kind of dark if I wear it"
the he gave the bra to the woman.
Danny and tucker came out of their dressing room and saw edge's wig on the door and the short haired boy in a dress standing in front of them. Both of them rolled their eyes when they pulled edge by his arms outside as fast as they could.
In the same street jazz walked towards the little princes store with a friend which said to jazz:
"a little shopping will do you good, it takes your mind off the pressure about the elections"
danny, tucker and edge ran past them and almost knocked them off their feet.
"you never heard of pardon me!" jazz's friend yelled after them. " some people can be so rude"
jazz and her friend walked in the little princes store and jazz said: "they looked kind of familiar to me"
danny, tucker and edge were looking and listening from a safe distance when they heard jazz and her friend yelling:
"aaaaaahhh!!!!"
in the amity city games hall, danny and tucker sat crushed behind one of the arcades, tucker was messing with one of the wires and attached his pocket computer to it.
the boy who was playing on the arcade was in the final level of the game where he had to throw shiscabab's in a giant rose on the monster's belly when suddenly his screen disappeared and danny with the pose of uncle Sam with an American high hat appeared.
(A/N: you know, the guy with the white beard who say's: "we need you", for the military and stuff like that).
The boy started crying as his game was ruined but behind the arcade danny and tucker couldn't keep they're laughing fit in.
In the park jazz was giving away cookie's herself and students from all over the school stood in line, it was the turn of a boy and he said:
"happy birth day jazz"
"thank you, don't forget to vote on me" jazz said with a smile and gave him a cookie.
Then edge appeared in front of jazz and also wished her a happy birthday.
Jazz just raised an eyebrow and gave him a cookie.
Then it was dash's turn to wish her a happy birth day.
"thank you, don't forget to vote on me" jazz smiled and gave dash his cookie.
Then edge appeared again and said: "happy birthday"
Jazz raised her eyebrow again and gave him another cookie and said:
"Thanks vote on me"
then danny appeared behind edge but jazz didn't notice as she just closed her eyes.
(A/N: what a coincidence huh?)
jazz gave him a cookie and said:
"thank you vote o…waaahhh!"
needles to say jazz, just opened her eyes and danny crushed the cookie she just gave him, the crumbles fell down and landed…. In edge's mouth which laid down on the ground because he didn't want to see the cookie go to waist.
Danny, tucker, edge, jazz, jack fenton and two of jazz's friends sat around the table having dinner, the tension in the room could've highlighted a communication tower on the airport. Jack was closely watching his two children and was hoping he was as smart as his wife Maddy and split, but alas, he was the one who had to make dinner. ( takeaway pizza, it's the only thing that he cant burn)
Jazz narrowed her eyes when she looked at danny and decided to tease him a little more.
"for desert…"she said pulling a basket from underneath the table. "… I made cookie's"
danny stood up from the table and started yelling at jazz: "did you make that junk in my kitchen???"
"first of all it's not your kitchen…"
jack sat right in the middle of the two squabbling siblings but decided it was better to stay out of this one. "I'm not touching this with a 40 feet pole" he thought and split to the basement saying something about lawn mowing.
"and second, my cookie's taste great and everybody knows it! SO EAT!!!" yelled jazz ignoring her father.
Her friends were nodding in agreement…. And so was edge.
Danny and tucker shared a mad look with edge which had a chill down his spine and put up a 'whoops' face.
Danny faced to jazz again and growled:
"they're full of fat and sugar! Here's a slogan for ya, ahem: VOTE FOR JAZZ IF YOU WANT A FAT ASS.
"what! You annoying little pest!" jazz yelled.
"Mr president, don't give your enemy a new slogan!" edge gulped.
Danny shrugged, he got used to edge's dumb reactions and took one of jazz's cookie's and said.
"you're a sell-out, you and your stupid cookie's!"
then danny threw the cookie to jazz. As a reaction to this jazz declared the cookie war and they all began throwing cookie's at each other, edge trying to keep them from hitting his 'president' made like a bodyguard and jumped in front of danny and ate the cookie's flying at him. Then he landed on the floor and had a weird feeling.
"ugh, that was one cookie too much I think" he groaned and then he thr…. (A/N: sorry, there's kid's reading you know)
edge lied in a hospital bed and danny held his left hand, softly taping it, while tucker held his other.
"poor guy, was it an indigestible cookie?" asked danny with an overload of concern in his voice.
Edge looked like he needed to vomit and said: "please don't, only hearing the word makes me feel sick"
"The outcome of the election makes me sick!" said danny disappointed. "a tie with jazz… aaaahrrr!!!" He bit in the cap he had on his head and pulled on it.
"it's a waist, if you were there we would've won" said tucker.
"those cookie's were poisoned from the start! Danny growled.
Edge's skin turned green and he turned around in his bed, doing his best to keep his you know what inside.
"this year there's two class presidents in the party committee, it's depressing sickening, disgustingly awful!!!" tucker moaned.
"just like those cookies!" danny snorted.
Edge skin turned greener with each passing second and he had trouble keeping his.. cookie's inside.
"but we gave it our best" danny said with his head in the cloud's.
"a cookie form their own dough" said tucker. (A/N: it's the Dutch translating of what English people would say: a taste of their own medicine, it basically means the same)
then edge's mother came in the room.
"here my little bunny, a fresh bulb of chicken soup and some cookie's."
edge turned pale and jumped out of his bed to find the bathroom.
Edge's mother, Tucker and danny kept staring at the bathroom door for a few seconds and only realized after a few moments, the only thing they could say was: "oops"
When edge returned danny helped him back in bed and said: cheer up, you'll be out of here before the ball and a few monster's are going to ruin that stupid girl's ball for sure.
Jazz was looking happy, she wore a pink princes dress and a crown, all around her she saw girls dancing with each other in princes dresses, boy's in price costumes, and a princes dancing with… a vampire???
A box dressed up to look like a coffin with a tombstone on it approached jazz and jumped open.
"wraaagrrhhhh" danny yelled which looked like a zombie.
Jazz spooked and jumped at least 3 feet high.
Then she saw it was danny and knew what was going on, she ignored him and walked away.
"good thing I made the snacks" tucker growled who was dressed up like Frankenstein, and walked to the snack table with danny following in his coffin.
Danny took a finger out of the punch bulb and ate it.
"mm, they don't only look real, they taste real too" he grinned"
a few cat bells jingled and edge showed up.
"what are you suppose to be?" danny asked.
Edge wore a clown suit, with the blonde curly wig he wore in the princes store, a plastic toy gun in his hand and some kind of vizier in front of his left eye.
"I couldn't decide so I became a destroyer clown" edge smiled.
Then he fell on his knees and said: "I failed in my mission Mr president and I know the consequences"
Edge aimed his toy gun at himself and pulled the trigger, but it glanced and the green substance coming out of the gun slashed on a girl standing behind him.
"eek, get it of, get it of!" the girl screamed.
Then the girl ran away to the bathroom. Edge aimed the gun back at himself and shot a few rays in his mouth.
"mmm vegetable soup, you want some?" edge asked.
Danny closed his coffin and said: I'm going to compete again next year".
Then he opened his coffin again just a bit and he looked at edge.
"you want to be my bodyguard then?" danny suggested.
"No problem Mr president, then I'll put chilly powder in the soup!" edge answered with a huge smile.
"and samball!" danny suggested.
"and Tabasco souse" edge continued. "very smart Mr president.
"why not a little acid, I can make that with the right equipment" said tucker.
"then I'll be certain of victory next year" danny smirked.
"hmm I wonder what acid taste's like" edge wondered.
"like, chilly powder, samball and Tabasco all together but even stronger" danny assured him.
"waaaw" edge said.
A/N: and here finishes yet a small chapter in Danny's youth. Tell me please, what did you think of it? too much for the younger ones? I don't know, when I was a kid I loved these kind of stories and I tell these kind of stories to my six year old nephew and he loves them too, sometimes I need to smack him away from me with a baseball bat simply because he cant stop nagging my ears off to tell him more. Please review, I want your opinion about anything, anything that could make my story's better helps. And is it funny enough? Or do I have to break a few parental advise rules? Please guy's, if you review, I'll read your story's! all of them! And review them too! Hail to the reviewers for they are the best fans a guy can dream of! Greetings and until the next chapter.
Game over.