Alright! I'm already half way done!
Wow…these things are spreading faster than political and religious hot button topics.
Dude…! That's not cool!
And? It's inevitable to hide the truth.
But I already told you that we are not discussing politics and religion at all in this site!
…Fine. Sorry for ruining your special moment.
(Sighs) Anyway, this is poem #8 in case you lost count. Hoping to score 10 before the week ends.
Why don't you just do them all?
Because then they would look crappy as all rushed products are.
And thanks to my continuing contributors: MysticSpiritus, Turk 4 Life, and Raftina.
Disclaimer: He owns nothing, except for two of the eights in his birthday.
Why don't you just give them my social security number while you're at it?!
Okay. It's-
(Author jumps in a pool of holy water. Everything goes quiet…)
High Life
Written by: Yuffie
Living like a queen
Without being nasty or mean
This is the good life
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Stealing everyone's materia
While making much hysteria
This is the good life
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Kicking ass and taking names
Eyes burning like eternal flames
This is the good life
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Thinking studying is for losers
And beating up womanizers
This is the good life
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If you are a ninja like me
The Great Yuffie Kisaragi
Then you're living the good life
(Author resurfaces from pool)
What the hell is wrong with you?! (Whole body is mysteriously sizzling)
You said it was okay. And where did this pool come from? I though you can't swim.
Yeah, well, lucky being 6 feet tall and going into a pool that's 5 feet deep. (Shakes body like a dog. Body still sizzling)
But…that was holy water…how did you…?
Don't ask, don't tell. Got it?
…Yeah.
Anyway, hope you liked this poem. I'll try and go back to my roots and write them like I did the first one. Bye for now. VIVA LA VIDA LOCA!!!
What the hell was that?
Beats me. Must have been the Mexican in me trying to escape again. Like that's ever gonna happen. (Grins maliciously)
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