Title: Cat's Out.
Dedicated to all those who love CidVincent, and mainly Dream-Gal 101, for asking for a sequel.
Setting: Pick one.
Pairings: CidXVincent-Come on, it's the sequel!
Disclaimer: If I owned it would I be writing this? No, I'd turn it into a game. ...And it'd sell millions!
Warnings: Explicit slash, yaoi, shonen-ai, swearing, minor blood, masturbation-of a certain kind, oral, anal, smut, lemons of all sizes, use of tobacco, sex, major OOCness, a wedding, showers-if you don't know what this means, flee!, grinding, groping, I'm sure you can use your imaginations to make this list longer. Oh, and I know my spelling sucks, Microsoft crashed for me, and this is Wordpad, so don't tell me about it. IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANY OF THIS, THEN DON'T FUCKING READ IT!!! FLAMERS CAN GO FUCK OFF!
Thoughts
Note: 1. This takes off where "Their Little Secret" left off. 2. This will have chapters- unlike the other. And 3. This will be longer-as soon as I figure out what to write.
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"Will one of you just answer the other?" Vincent asked, tired of listening to basically the same things being shouted.
"You first!" Cid and Cloud shouted at the same time, glaring at each other.
"I ain't tellin' them nothin', Vin," Cid said. Vincent nodded, knowing that it was personal.
"...Why not?!" Cloud slowly bit out.
"It ain't any of your concern!" Cid snapped, furious at the redundant questions.
"The fuck it isn't!" Cloud yelled, not yet willing to back down.
"How the fuck is it your concern?!" Cid snapped. Cloud paused, thinking of any and all responses. He came to the conclusion that no matter what he said, it would be the wrong thing.
Luckily, Vincent came to his rescue. "What do you know, Cloud?" Vincent asked. But then, crushed all of Cloud's hope. Vincent also looked at Cloud, then at Yuffie, Tifa, and Nanaki. They all shifted now, knowing that someone would have to say something.
"Well," Nanaki started, seeing that no one else was going to say anything first. "While you were on the radio with Shera, Cid, Yuffie was listening to your conversaion."
"What?!" Cid bellowed, turning to face Yuffie. She grinned sheepishly and shrugged.
"Yuffie heard you," Cloud said, getting everyone's attention.
"What did you hear?!" Cid growled, fearing that they knew.
"Umm..." Yuffie stammered, seeing everyone starting at her. "...That you're gonna cheat on Vinnie!"
"Didn't see that comin'!" Reno commented, looking at the other Turks. They all just nodded in agreement.
Cid started to laugh...loudly. "You think I'm cheatin?!" Tifa, Nanaki, Cloud, and Yuffie looked at Cid with confused expressions. Vincent was just confused. The Turks and Barret were interested, watching the scene like it was a movie.
"You aren't?" Tifa asked. Cid began to laugh even harder.
"Me?! Cheat?! On Vin?!" Cid asked, between his laughter.
"Why would you think that Cid was cheating?" Vincent asked, not quite getting how they had come to this conclusion.
"He said that he was 'going to take care of you', that he'd be in Rocket Town soon enough, and for Shera to wait!" Yuffie explained, seeing Cid laugh even louder.
"And, that made you believe that I was gonna cheat on Vin?!" Cid said, bringing his laughter down to snickering.
"I don't see how he'd have the energy to cheat," Reno said to Rufus. "They fuck so much as it is, Blondie'll die from the lack of blood in his head...or his dick'll explode." Rufus nodded, snickering.
"What we you talking about, then?" Nanaki asked.
Cid immediately stopped laughing. "None of your business!" Cid snapped.
"...It is a personal matter," Vincent explained, recieving confused looks.
"Why?" Yuffie asked, not noticing that Reno was taking a few more handfuls of Skittles from the large, colorful bag in her lap. "What's so personal?"
Vincent shrugged, "Cid does not have to tell anyone if he does not want to."
"You'll all find out soon enough!" Cid said, crossing his arms over his chest. "But it ain't any of your fuckin' concern."
"I believe that we can end this arguement here," Vincent said, seeing the others nod. "Plus, I believe that dinner is now cold."
"I'll go heat it up," Tifa said starting to pick up the large trays on the table.
"We'll help," Cloud said as he began to assist her. Vincent and Cid also joined in, bringing the food over to the still burnt kitchen. Tifa turned the oven on low and they put the food inside.
"It should be warm in a few minutes," Tifa announced. Everyone sat down at the table, waiting in silence. Reno, on the other hand, was loudly chewing on the Skittles he had taken. Rufus would occasionaly take a few, making Reno grin. Reno held out his hand, offering the Skittles to the blonde. Rufus smiled slightly as he took some more, eating the fruity candy with the redhead.
Vincent and Cid were sitting right next to each other, holding hands. Vincent was running his thumb over the back of Cid's hand, calming the furious blonde. Cid looked over to Vincent, offering the gunner a small smile as lightly squeezed Vincent's hand. Vincent squeezed back.
A 'ding' was heard from the kitchen and Tifa jumped up, going to get the food. Cloud got up to help her, telling everyone else to remain sitting. Seeing the food, Rufus and Reno quickly finished the Skittles by shoving all of them into their mouths.
Cloud placed the bubbling items down on the table while Tifa put down the garlic bread. The bubbling items were three large pans filled with, what looked like, tomato sauce. There were two baskets of garlic bread. The table also had a large bowl of salad and different dressings.
Reno started laughing when he saw the garlic bread. "Looks like your in some deep shit, eh Vince?" Reno said, chuckling.
Vincent rolled his eyes at the Turk while Cid openly glared. "I am not a Vampire, Reno," Vincent said. Everyone looked cautiously at the bubbling liquid.
"Methinks the lady doth protest too much," Reno said with a grin. hearing a growl from more than two people at the table, reno held up his hands in defense. "Joking!"
"...What is that, Teef?" Yuffie asked, poking at it with her fork.
Tifa chuckled as she picked up the large, metal spoon. "It's stuffed shells," Tifa said, scooping up the stuffed shell from the sauce. "See?" Everyone nodded and began to take some of the food. Reno looked over and noticed that Vincent had not even touched the garlic bread.
"Not a Vampire, huh?" Reno said, pointing to his plate. "Then why didn't you take any garlic bread."
Cid was glaring at Reno again, while Vincent answered. "I simply do not like the taste," he said, looking calmly at the redheaded Turk. "So do not even start with the Vampire comments."
Reno held up his hands in defense. "Gotcha! ...Just, why don't you like the taste?"
"Shut up, already!" Cid snapped, silencing the Turk. "He ain't a Vampire! You've even SEEN him in daylight! Fuck! We've even taken his picture! He has fuckin' silver crosses on his cape!! So just shut up an' eat!" Reno opened his mouth to comment, but what ever he was going to say was muffled by Rufus' hand.
"Reno," Rufus said, noticing that the redhead soon stopped trying to talk. "I believe you should just let the Vampire thing go." Seeing that Rufus had still not moved his hand, Reno devised a plan. He licked Rufus' palm, making the blonde jerk the limb away.
Rufus set about wiping his hand on his his pants, his face staring at Reno evilly as he twitched. "That got you to let go!" Reno said happily. Rufus glared at Reno, while the redhead smirked triumphantly at the blonde ruler.
"I'll deal with you later," Rufus said making Reno's smirk widen.
"Gonna whip me into submission?" Reno asked, his eyes glinting dangerously. "Or maybe you've got something else in mind?" Rufus just grinned, while Cid gagged.
"SHUT UP!!!" Cid bellowed, cringing. This made Reno laugh. "No one wants to hear that!!!"
"Now you know how I feel 'bout hearin' you an' Vince goin' at it through the walls!" Reno replied.
Cid glared. "Too fuckin' bad! It's my fuckin' airship! I don' wanna hear you talking 'bout you two an' whips! So just shut the fuck up!"
"Vince!" Reno called, getting the gunner's attention. Everyone else at the table was waching them intently, while eating their food. "Maybe you should go an' give Blondie a quickie to get him to loosen up!" Cid grolwed at Reno, narrowing his eyes.
"I believe that some alone time from everyone would be the only thing to calm Cid down," Vincent said.
"Only if you're there, babe," Cid added, making Vincent smile.
"I think I'm gonna throw up!" Reno said, sticking his finger in his mouth as he gagged. Cid, once again, glared at the Turk. "You really should think of upgrading, Vince. Get someone less...ugh!"
Vincent chuckled, "I would rather not, Reno. Now, you should probably eat, or Cid might just strangle you soon." Reno glanced over at the raging blonde. He gave him a small grin and shrugged. Reno then turned to his food, after giving Rufus a sultry wink. The blonde president blushed furiously and dinner proceeded in total silence.
Once dinner was over, the group ran into the problem of who was going to do the dishes, again. Before anyone said anything, Cloud had already said that Vincent was still injured, and would not be cleaning anything until he was fully healed. Everyone else agreed, much to Vincent's chargin.
"But-" Vincent tried again, only this time to find Cid's lips against his. Vincent's eyes slid shut and Cid pulled away. He quickly opened his eyes, seeing the pilot grinning at him. "...What was that for?"
"Got you to stop arguing as to why you should wash dishes, huh?" Cid said, his grin widening. Vincent smirked, lightly punching Cid in the arm. "No more arguing, Vin. 'Cause you ain't doin' any damn dishes!" Vincent rolled his eyes at the blonde pilot before receiving a slap on the ass. Cid's eyes took on a predatory look and Vincent smiled at him.
"Break it up!" Reno said, pushing the two apart. "No one wants to see you fuckin' each other, yo. ...Maybe just Vince, but not you, Blondie!" Cid growled, turning to face the seemily innocent, smiling redhead. Reno gave the furious pilot the most gentle look that he could muster, praying that the blonde would fall for it.
Cid, however, knew what the Turk was trying to do. He hardened his look, seeing Reno's innocent facade waiver. Vincent chuckled, which drew Cid's attention away from the redhead. "See?" Reno said, letting out a sigh. "He really needs a quickie. We won't look, promise." Reno winked as he said the last word, getting Cid's glare again. Reno grinned at the pilot.
"Not now, Reno," Vincent said. Before he could finish what he was going to say, Reno cut in.
"Later, then?" Reno's grin widened as Cid turned bright red. "Got that, everyone?! Vince's gonna give Cid a-" Cid lunged at the Turk, knocking him to the floor. Vincent winced slightly when he heard Reno's head crack against the floor. Cheering of 'FIGHT!!!' came from a few members of the crowd, some just stood there, not quite sure if they should even stop the quareling, while a small few tried to break it up.
They eventually were able to pry Cid away from Reno, mainly due to Vincent whispering something into his ear. Reno hid behind Rufus, using the blonde as a sheild from the other blonde. "You have to admit it, you were asking for it," Rufus said, lightly kissing Reno's forehead.
Reno looked at the blonde with huge eyes. "Whose side are you on?!" Reno demanded. "An' I was not asking for it! When did I say 'Blondie, please come and maul me'?!" Rufus chuckled. "That's it! You're getting a pounding tonight!"
Cid gaggeed in the background. "Remind me why we haven't gotten them neutered, yet?" Cid said, turning to Vincent. "Or at least castrated! ...With hot, dull knives! ...Slowly!!" Vincent smiled at Cid.
"'Avalanche' calling all love-birds! Come back!!! We've got other things to take care of!" Yuffie shouted getting all of their attention. "Much better!"
Cloud rolled his eyes. "Ladies first?" He asked as he held out the straws. Yuffie was the unfortunate soul to pick a short straw first and was glaring at it. Now, none of the guys wanted to get a short straw. "...How should we settle this?"
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