Chapter Fifteen: Friends Forever

Sylvester was running behind the Pixar building, with Wile E. and his gun close behind. The coyote had finally snapped from all the tension that Daffy and Bugs were causing him. There was a huge traffic jam, full of people trying to evacuate the area due to the explosion. "Look, it's Sylvester and Wile E. Coyote!" a woman said.

"WAIT, SYLVESTER!" Wile E. said angrily, still chasing the cat.

Trying to avoid getting hit by cars, they continued the chase. "Hey look over there, it's that coyote!" a man said.

The coyote shouted, "STOP HIM!" But nobody cared.

Other people were amazed at seeing Sylvester and Wile E. Coyote running around through the traffic jam. Then Sylvester made it across the street and ran into a dark alley between two tall buildings. Wile E. followed, in hot pursuit. Sylvester hid behind a gate, and tried to make himself invisible behind a column. The coyote began to look around, not knowing where he was hiding. Sirens and flashing lights were off in the distance. He breathed heavily, knowing his new prey was hiding somewhere, ready to attack him.

Sylvester leaned out from behind a pole and saw Wile E. standing there with his .38 armed. The coyote began slowly walking around, hoping to catch sight of the cat. Suddenly, Sylvester snuck up and hit the coyote with a trash can lid! He then kicked away Wile E's gun as the coyote fell to the ground. The cat kicked Wile E. a few times and pulled out a magnum he saved from the assault.

"How could you pull a gun on me?" Sylvester sputtered angrily. "You helped me out these past few months, and NOW you try to kill me? Whatever happened to you? Let me tell you something about guns."

"What?" Wile E. asked.

Sylvester grinned and said, "You have to cock it first."

Suddenly, Daffy came in, holding Wile E's gun, cocking it. "Drop it!" he angrily said. Bugs Bunny followed up from behind.

Sylvester dropped his gun, and Wile E. picked it up and aimed it at the cat. "Don't you move!" he said harshly.

"Wile E…" Bugs said in a worried tone.

"You…" Wile E. began at Sylvester, "I thought Bugs and Daffy were the only bad ones…"

"Hey, take it easy…" Sylvester chuckled worriedly.

"I was your friend," the coyote said. "I helped you out of a tough time. I invited you to stay at my house as long as you behaved. HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!"

Sylvester began, "They were just circumstances…"

"CIRCUMSTANCES?!" Daffy, Wile E. and Bugs all said at the same time.

"You tried to shoot Chicken!" Bugs angrily said.

Sylvester said, "It was a tragic mistake. I just wanted to eat him. Remember?"

The coyote yelped, "You've gone crazy, you son of a…"

"BOOP!" Daffy dubbed out Wile E's swearing.

The coyote cocked his gun and said, "I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna shoot you, like I tried to do with that Road Runner!"

"Wait, Wile E…" Sylvester began.

Daffy yelled, "Wile E, no!"

The coyote suddenly stopped. "Oh my God, what am I doing? It should be the Road Runner I'm shooting, not a friend." He handed the gun to Bugs. "I'm sorry, guys. I don't know what come over me. I guess the whole 'Ratatouille' thing has gotten to me, too."

Tweety flew in, with Granny following close behind. "Dere you are, bad ol' puddy tat!" Tweety said.

"It's OK…" Sylvester said, breathing heavily. "I've calmed down now."

"You look tewwible," Tweety said. "Why don't you come live with us, as long as you don't twy to catch me?"

Sylvester wearily got up and said, "OK… thanks, guys…" he said to Wile E, Bugs and Daffy, and walked off with Granny and Tweety.

"Gwanny could make you some hot tomato soup…" Tweety said as he left with Sylvester and Granny.

…

Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Wile E. Coyote left the alley, walking together. The other 'toons had gone back home, and everything resumed back to normal at the Pixar building. Night was beginning to fall. Things seemed back to normal again.

"This is a good city," Wile E. said, "but there's a lot of crime and violence in it."

"I know," Daffy said, patting the coyote's shoulder. "But I'm glad you were able to resist it. I don't think I could've!"

Bugs said, "Come on. Let's go home," and they walked off back to the house.

From the Cartoon Network building, the evil boss was watching this one some kind of surveillance monitor. As his face remained in the shadows, he angrily banged his fist on his desk and said, "Curses! Those Looney Tunes may have survived the Pixar assault, but next time they try to take on me, they won't be so lucky!" He laughed evilly.

…

Back at the house, Daffy and Bugs and Wile E. were talking.

"Well, we may have lost the battle, but the war goes on," Daffy announced.

"What do you mean 'lost the battle?'" Wile E. asked. "You didn't even hit the building, and the Pixar crew cowered the whole time."

Daffy corrected himself, "OK, it was a draw, but I can't believe we actually went so far!"

"We also nearly shot Sylvester!" Bugs added.

"Plus," the coyote said, "the Pixar staff just forgot the whole thing ever happened, and the police couldn't care less about the whole ordeal."

Daffy added, "I guess we're all friends again, despite us still being unpopular and becoming obscure and out of work."

"But we're still together," Wile E. said, "and we're still alive and not in prison, and that's all that counts."

"So it is," Daffy said. "Friends forever?"

"Of course!" Bugs Bunny and Wile E. Coyote said in unison. Then they all slapped paws together.

THE END

Finally I finished this part of the trilogy. Yes, you heard me right, there's a Part 3 coming up very soon, with Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Wile E. Coyote and the rest of the gang!