Title: Cat's Out.
Dedicated to all those who love CidVincent, and mainly Dream-Gal 101, for asking for a sequel.
Setting: Pick one.
Pairings: CidXVincent-Come on, it's the sequel!
Disclaimer: If I owned it would I be writing this? No, I'd turn it into a game. ...And it'd sell millions!
Warnings: Explicit slash, yaoi, shonen-ai, swearing, minor blood, masturbation-of a certain kind, oral, anal, smut, lemons of all sizes, use of tobacco, sex, major OOCness, a wedding, showers-if you don't know what this means, flee!, grinding, groping, I'm sure you can use your imaginations to make this list longer. Oh, and I know my spelling sucks, Microsoft crashed for me, and this is Wordpad, so don't tell me about it. IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANY OF THIS, THEN DON'T FUCKING READ IT!!! FLAMERS CAN GO FUCK OFF!
Thoughts
Chaos and Vincent talking
Note: 1. This takes off where "Their Little Secret" left off. 2. This will have chapters- unlike the other. And 3. This will be longer-as soon as I figure out what to write.
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Vincent smiled at Cid, saying, "For the most part." Seeing the confusion on the blonde's face, he continued. "Chaos decided to have a little discussion with me." Cid's face became even more puzzled.
"'Bout what?" he asked, wondering what the demon could have wanted to talk about.
Vincent smiled slightly as he looked at Cid. "You and my sex-life," he responded, seeing the blonde gape.
"The fuck'd he ask about me and our sex-life for?" Cid asked, bewildered.
"...He wanted us to have more entertaining sex," Vincent said as they sat up, Cid's arms still around him.
"More enter-" he began to repeat. His eyes widened as he realized what was going on. "Wait a fuckin' minute! You mean to tell me that them fuckers are actually watching us when we have sex!" Vincent nodded, completely understanding why he was so upset at the thought. "We ain't a fuckin' movie! The hell're they?! Perverts?!" Once again Vincent nodded, chuckling this time.
We aren't perverted! Chaos defended. This earned him a strange look from Vincent. What? What's with the look?! We aren't! If you want, I'll convince him, too...
"He's talkin' to ya right now, ain't he?" Cid asked, getting Vincent's attention. He slowly nodded, wondering how he was able to tell. "He can hear me, right, babe?"
"Yes, he can hear you," Vincent said. "He can also see you."
"Good," he said sneakily. Vincent arched an eyebrow, getting a feeling that he was planning something against the demons. "Hey! Fuckheads! This ain't a fuckin' movie theater! Fuck off an' do something with yerselves!" Cid smirked happily once he was done yelling at the demons.
He didn't actually think that was going to work, did he? Chaos asked, laughing. Vincent shook his head slightly at the laughing demon. Oh! Do something with ourselves? We were doing something, all right! He recieved a disgusted look from his host. Oh, don't give me that look, Mr. Phone-Sex. You of all people shouldn't be disgusted.
It still does not mean I want to hear about-ugh! Vincent countered. I am not even going to put it in the form of words.
I mastur-Chaos began.
Shut up! he shouted, cringing as he gagged. Cid watched this in interest. I do not want to hear it.
The demon smirked evilly. Masturbate! Touch myself! Vincent groaned as he blocked his ears in a vain attempt to block out the sound. Jerk off! Chaos snickered at the reaction he recieved. ...Hey, Vince! Give me just enough control to talk to Cid, and I'll stop.
No! he denied the proposition. Who knows what you will do?
Oh, I don't know...talk? Getting no response, he smirked. Fine, be that way. Sometimes, when I'm really horny, I also like to touch-
Stop! For the love of God! Vincent cried out, clenching his eyes shut as images of what the demon could possibly do filled his head. ...I'll give you a bit of control...but, I am going to let Cid know first.
Fine, but hurry it up, Chaos said, grinning at the fact that he had won.
Vincent looked at Cid, cringing. "The hell'd he do?!" Cid asked, seeing the way he gagged and shuddered a bit.
"Cid," he said, getting the blonde's attention. "Chaos wants to speak to you, personally, so I am going to give him a little bit of control. That way, you can talk to him." Cid nodded an evil grin forming on his face. Vincent then closed his eyes, leaving the room in silence.
Cid sat there, eyes never blinking as he waiting for Chaos to take over. Suddenly, his eyes snapped open, revealing the demons glowing, yellow eyes. "Cid, nice to see you."
"Yeah, I'll fuckin' bet," Cid growled, glaring at the the demon.
"No need for such harsh language," his chided, smiling brightly at the blonde.
"There's a fuckin need for it!!" Cid snapped, his glare intensifying. "Yer fuckin' getting off on watching us have sex!"
"So?" Chaos said, still smiling as he shrugged. "You should take that as a compliment. Plus, it's not like I'm the only one. All of us have a little fun when you two fuck. So, you should be flattered."
"Flattered?!" he yelled, unsure if he had heard Chaos correctly. Seeing how the demons smile widened and he nodded, he question was affirmed. "Why the fuck would I be flattered?! You're all perverts!!"
"Sticks and stones," he cheerfully said. "After all, it's like you said. We have to do something with ourselves. We just found something to keep ourselves occupied with."
"That ain't what I meant!" the pilot growled, making Chaos laugh.
"It doesn't matter what you meant," he said. "'Cause we're going to do whatever we please when you two decide that you need to fuck." Cid's growling increased as he clenched his fists. "Hey now, you wouldn't want to do something stupid now, do you?" He seemed to ponder this before relaxing his hands. "Much better."
"Can't you all go on a vacation and just leave us alone?!" Cid bit out slowly, refraining from punching Chaos in the mouth. The main thing that stopped him from actually hitting the demon was the fact that it was still Vincent's body, and he was betting that Chaos would not feel it as much now as the gunner would later. Not to mention he could not bring himself to hit Vincent when he was being provoked by the the demon, instead.
"We could," Chaos said, smiling madly. "But we can't film everything that we'd miss. What you said is true. You aren't a movie." Cid became confused at trying to find out the reason why he was actually agreeing with him. "...There's no rewind button." And there it was.
"Then go find youself a fuck buddy, then you can do something else instead of watching us!" Cid suggested, feeling creeped out at the knowledge that they were watched every time they did anything.
"Who said that I don't have a fuck buddy, already?" Chaos said, waiting for the information to sink in.
"Well, you're only with-" his eyes widened again as he gagged. "The fuck?! You fuck each other?!" Cid shuddered as he gagged again.
I did not need to know that, Vincent commented, having a similar reaction as Cid. At all.
Choas chuckled loudly, seeing both of their reactions. "Of course! Though, sometimes, Galian likes to go over to the couch and-"
"Nope!" Cid shouted cutting him off. "End that sentence right there! No one in there right fuckin' mind wants to here how that ends!" This just made the demon laugh, holding his sides. "...It ain't funny!!"
"Yeah! Yeah, it is!" he laughed, breathing deeply as he tried to calm down and regain his composure.
For you, Vincent said, grimacing. For everyone else in this conversation it is a horrible piece of information that we could have lived without.
"Just bring Vin, back," Cid said, seeing the demon frown slightly. Suddenly, he grinned evilly.
"Sure thing," Chaos said, his grin looking twisted to the blonde.
"...The hell're you plannin'?" he asked warily, curiousity getting the better of him. If anything the evil grin seemed to become even more devilish as he looked deeply into Cid's eyes.
"Well, you know Vincent's blue bag?" the demon asked. Cid nodded, not yet understanding what point he was trying to get across. "There's one item in there that you probably have not given much thought." He stopped, letting the blonde attempt to figure out what item he was alluding to. Cid paused, thinking about every thing that was in the bag, knowing that Chaos was not talking about the things that they had already used.
Suddenly his eyes grew large as he gaped at the demon. "Bingo!" he said, winking at the pilot. "Though, I was not able to convince Vincent to try to use a bowling ball."
"A bowling ball?!" Cid shouted, wondering if the demon had lost his mind.
See?! Vincent shouted at Chaos. Even Cid agrees! A bowling ball is out of the question.
"Of course," the demon answered as if it were the most obvious answer in the world. "Hell, I'd help with any healing that would be needed. Plus, he's already had you shoved up his ass so many times, it shouldn't be too hard to do."
"A fuckin' BOWLING BALL?!?!" Cid shouted. "We ain't gonna shove a bowling ball up Vin's ass! And yeah, he's had my cock an' all, but not a fuckin' bowlin' ball!!!"
"Wow," Chaos simply said, cleaning out Vincent's right ear. "You almost yelled as loud as he did about the idea. ...Almost. He didn't even try to see my side of the argument. Even though I told him that it would be easy to pull back out."
"But a bowling ball?!" Cid yelled again, still unable to move past that one thing.
"Yes, a bowling ball. Sheesh! How many times are you going to repeat yourself?" the demon said, staring blankly at the still gaping blonde. Rolling his eyes, he snapped his fingers in front of Cid's face, hoping to bring him back to reality. "Imagining the scene? ...Hot, isn't it?"
Cid glared openly at the demon for that comment. "Well, I'll let Vincent come back. Think it over!" With that said, his eyes closed again and Vincent's head lolled forward. Cid sat by, looking for any immediate change. Vincent shook his head slightly as he opened his eyes, showing the piercing crimson orbs to the pilot. Cid grinned and kissed him eagerly, taking full advantage of the man's parted lips.
When they parted to breathe, Vincent looked at him with heavy eyes. "Cid, our breakfast might be cold by now," he said softly as the blonde began to lay kisses all over his face. "We should probably-" he stopped talking as a moan rumbled out of his throat. Cid had begun to toy with his nipples, making them perk at the sudden touch. He soon found himself pinned to the bed with the blonde ravishing his mouth.
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Review for the next chapter. Yeeeaaaaaah...about this chapter...I really wish I could tell you what thought led to this...but even I don't know. And I'm too damn lazy to change it, so the bowling ball scene stays.
Thanks for reviewing:
Me1ii: -Laughs-...Okay. I'll take your word for it.
Larissa-chan: -Smiles-Glad you liked it. Well, you'll know if they finished by the time you get here.
ryka phoenix: -Smiles-No problem. Just try not expect too much right now, -grins-I'm also working on my other Valenwind fic(FAG). ...A very perverted older brother, though.
Takemi-Chan: Cid can roast his chestnuts over an open flame-dies laughing-. Couldn't stop myself! -Smiles-I think everyone's addiction to Chaos is doing the same.
R A I N E xx: -Grins-Of course.