Seven years, you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the total pricks, all the stuck up chicks
So superficial so immature
Then when we graduate
Ya take a look around and say 'hey wait!'
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over, aw that's just great
The whole magic world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed
And who's having sex
Who's got the money, who gets the hunnies
Who's kind of cute, and who's just a mess
And you still didn't get the right house
So you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
Hogwarts never ends!
Check out the popular kids
You'll never guess what Draco just did
How did Bolstrude lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess Wood's straight
And the only thing that matters,
Is climbing up you house's ladder
Still care about your hair and the broom you ride
Doesn't matter if you're 15 or 35
Cho Change, she's the Yule Queen
Longbottom, captain of the chess team
Fred is a clown, Harry's the new seeker
Seen it all before, I want my money back!
The whole magic world is just as obsessed with
Who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's in the club, who on the drugs
Who's throwing up before they digest
And you still don't have the right house
So you don't have the right friends
And we still talk about the same stuff we did back then
Hogwarts never ends!
The hole magic world is just as obsessed with
Who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who's kind of cute, and who's just a mess
And I still don't have the right house
And I still have the same two friends
And I'm pretty much the same as was first year
Hogwarts never ends!
Hogwarts never ends!
Here we go again!
Hogwarts never ends!