A/N: Wow! This is a bit higher rated then the rest of the songs on here will be… so if you don't read K+ hinting M… don't read!!!! okay.. now the rest of you, onward! (p.s. boldsong lyrics!!)
"Anyone…" Snape said with his back turned to the Gryffindor side. "Miss Granger?" He said reluctantly.
"Boomslang skin, sir." The girl said proudly.
"Correct. Now for homework, two pages on the Polyjuice Potion." Hermione slowly packed her bag and was one of the last to leave.
"Are you okay?" Harry asked when it was just Hermione, Ron and himself left in the room.
"Go on, I'll meet you in the common room, I have to go somewhere." She said before shooing them off with her hands. Hermione watched as her friends worriedly left. The bushy-haired girl sighed and leaned against the wall with her potions book held tightly.
"I wanna be teachers pet." She said with a hint of a tune. "I wanna be huddled and cuddled, as close to you as I can get!" She said louder with a glance at the door. Hermione danced around the desks getting bolder with her voice.
"Teacher's pride! I wanna be teacher's pride. I wanna be dated, graded the one most likely at your side! I wanna learn all that you can teach me! One class will do at the start. I'm sure with a little homework I'll graduate to your heart!" The brunette laid her book down and sat on Snape's desk.
"I wanna be teacher's pet. I wanna take home a diploma. And show ya that you love me too! So I can be teacher's pet long after school is through!" Hermione stood up and began prancing atop the wooden block.
"I wanna be teacher's pet, I gotta be teacher's pet!" She then quickly jumped down and ran to the stairwell leading to the Professor's office, where he was now sitting.
"I wanna learn all that you can teach me. Just class will do at the start, and I'm sure with a little homework…" Hermione winked towards the closed door. "…I'll ride my way to your heart!" she carried out the last note, not knowing how loud she'd gotten. She was now attracting the attention of the man on the other side of the door. Hermione straddled the banister still singing seductively.
"I wanna be teacher's pet, I gotta be teacher's pet!" The sixth year slide down and sat backwards in the professor's chair.
"I wanna be teacher's pet! I wanna take home a diploma and show ya that you loooove me toooooooo!" Hermione spun around in the chair before standing up. She strode over to where her books were and picked them up. There was a poster of the professor behind his desk near the board. She leaned up against it. "So I can be teacher's pet, long after school is through!" Hermione was completely oblivious to the man that had been standing at the entrance of the class room since she slid down the stairs.
"Miss Granger." Hermione spun and stared wide eyed at the tall man striding down to her.
"I believe you and I need to… er… talk." Snape said, with an uncharacteristic glint in his eyes. Hermione slowly strode to him.
"About what Professor." She said, her voice full of lust.
"About a special project I need you to do… over human anatomy." The man gave his student a wink before placing his hand on the small of Hermione's back and leading her into his office. He closed the door behind them, pointing to a couch in the corner.
'So much for meeting Ron and Harry.' she said with a smile as Snape walked over to her taking his billowing cape off.
A/N: I almost freaked myself out while writing this. Normally I would never ship a student and teacher together, but I heard this song and thought it was so funny! It's called Teacher's Pet by Christy Carlson Romano in case someone didn't know!