In Which I Meet the Wolf Pack and Kouga's a Pervert

Lights aura: Hey peoples! Sorry again for the long update. It was my birthday then Thanksgiving arrived. Since I had no internet connection I couldn't post anything. Plus, Amu went temporarily insane. (Glares at Amu)

Amu: (eye twitch)…no internet…so bored…wanted to kill…fuzzy stuff animals…

Lights aura: Okay, backing away now….

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. If I did then I could afford internet connection wherever I went.

You know that little cricket who says that if you wish on a star then it will come true? Yeah, he is completely wrong. I don't know what world he was living in but it definitely wasn't the real one. Take Kouga's pack mates for instance. I was hoping that they would be a little more normal than Kouga. Boy was I wrong. As Kouga explained to them why I was there, I felt as if they were undressing me with their eyes. I am not violent by nature, but at the moment, I really wanted to beat the crap out of them.

"So you're a beaver?" asked Ginta, the one on Kouga's left.

My eye twitched. "No, I'm a human. Do I seriously look like a beaver?"

Hakkaku, the one on Kouga's right, frowned, "Well…"

Must… resist…impulse…to kill…

"Is there a place where I can wash up?" I asked trying to calm myself down.

"Yeah," Kouga said looking relieved, "There's a lake down there." He pointed to a path off to the right.

I quickly said goodbye to the guys as I headed to the lake. The idea of bathing truly sounded like heaven. Reaching the lake, I checked my surroundings to make sure that I was alone. Now that I could understand animals, I really didn't want to hear them critiquing my body. Once I was sure that I was alone, I undressed. Laying my clothes to the side, I quickly waded into the lake.

I swear I felt as if I had found the legendary fountain of youth. All my aches and pains faded away as I floated in the water. I could actually feel the dirt falling away from me. I dove deep into the lake so that my hair would be rinsed out as well. When I came up for air, I threw my head back so I was showered by water droplets. "I'm turning into one of those stupid Baywatch girls," I muttered as I ran my fingers threw my hair.

"So this is what a human looks like when it takes off its fur," a voice said from behind me.

"It looks so weak and weird," said a younger voice.

I quickly whirled around. A red fox and its kit were staring at me curiously. I felt my face reddened. "AH!" I shrieked at the top of my lungs. Now terrified by my outburst, the two foxes ran into the forest. Unfortunately, my outburst also attracted someone else's attention.

Kouga came bursting through the shrubbery looking ready to kill someone. "Kairi what's the…" His face reddened as he stared at me.

I shrieked as I shrunk back in the water. "PERVERT!"

Still embarrassed, Kouga quickly turned around so that he couldn't see me. "I heard you scream so I thought you were in danger."

"I was screaming because this entire forest is filled with perverts!" I said. My face was now as red as my hair.

"Look I'm…"

"Go away! Now!" I said as I hid behind a rock.

"But…"

"GO!"

He quickly left.

"PERVERT!" I yelled as I quickly got out of the water and changed into my clothes. I had never been so mortified in my life.

After I had finally regained some of my dignity, I walked back up to the campsite. Kouga was busy roasting fish on the fire while Ginta and Hakkaku watched the fish with hungry eyes. Still angry, I stomped over towards Momo and sat down next to him.

"What's wrong with you?" Momo asked.

"I have been violated," I said as I glared at Kouga. He looked at me then back at the fire. "He's undressing me with his eyes," I murmured.

Momo frowned. "What the heck are you talking about?"

"Hey Kouga," Ginta said teasingly, "Why's your face so red?"

Kouga muttered something inaudible as he shifted uncomfortably from one foot to the other.

"Yeah, your face looks like its about to explode," Hakkaku added.

"Shut up!" Kouga roared as a fish went flying at them. Ginta and Hakkaku quickly backed away.

"It was just a joke," Ginta murmured.

I felt my mood slightly improving.

I stared at the lake that lay before me. It sparkled in the night light looking like freshly cut diamonds. I stood very still watching the water's surface. "I know your there," I murmured as I pulled the harp from the sack on my back. "And when you come, I'll be waiting for you."

It was dawn when I woke up. Glancing over at the harp, I noticed that the strings were glowing and vibrating. I reached out to touch it only to be shocked. "Ow," I rubbed my now burnt hand. What was wrong with the harp?

After a moment, it finally calm down. I hesitantly reached out to touch it. This time, I wasn't shocked. "Weird," I murmured. Pushing the thought aside, I went to see what everyone else was up too.

Kouga was the only one around when I arrived. Now that I was in a better mood, I felt kind of guilty that I had treated him so badly.

"Hey Kouga," I said as I walked up to him.

He quickly turned away from me. "I'm not looking!"

I rolled my eyes. "Kouga, I'm fully clothed. You don't have to do that."

He turned around with a sheepish grin on his face. "Uh, I knew that."

We were silent for a few moments.

"Look Kouga," I began.

"I'm sorry," we both said at the same time.

I laughed at his surprised reaction. "I know you were just trying to protect me. I just over-reacted."

Kouga blinked then grinned. "It's fine. I guess I was so focussed on finding you that I really didn't think."

"Aw isn't that cute," Ginta said as Hakkaku, Momo, and he stared at us with mischievous grins.

When the heck did they arrive?

Kouga and I glared. "Shut up!" We said at the same time.

"Aw, they even said shut up at the same time," Hakkaku added sarcastically.

Kouga's eye twitched as he raised his clinched fist.

Needless to say, I think you can guess what happened next.

Lights aura: Chappie 7 is done! I hope you enjoyed it. Hopefully I will be able to get the next one out soon but there are no guarantees since I have exams coming.

Amu: Exams are evil. They are used by the government to brainwash us all! Resist, I say! Resist!

Lights aura: So, it looks like Amu has moved from insane to developing conspiracy theories.

Amu: (laughs maniacally) One day technology shall control us all. Fight the power! Beat the man! Save the whales!

Lights aura: (whispers) Help me…

Incase You Didn't Know:

1) I had found the legendary fountain of youth: is a reference to the famous story of a fountain that could bring about immortality. It was mentioned at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. Yeah for Jack Sparrow!

2) I'm turning into one of those stupid Baywatch girls: is a reference to the 1989 television series Baywatch. It was cancelled twice, once in 1990 and another in 2001 do to the lack of interest. Those perfect looking women pissed me off.

3) You know that little cricket: is a reference to the infamous Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio. It was a good thing that Pinocchio wasn't scared of bugs...

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