In Which Yes Kouga, That is a Dragon

Lights aura: Hey everyone! Due to my need to procrastinate from exams, I have decided to post another chappie (a loud crash resounds from within the room) Uh, Amu? What was that?

Amu: (shrugs) I don't know. I'll go see. (walks away)

(Another crash resounds)

Lights aura:…um anyway, since we're experiencing technical difficulties…

(loud crash and Amu shrieks)

Lights aura: I'm going to start the chappie…

Amu: (rushes in) Um, we have a slight problem.

Lights aura: What's up?

Amu: R.E.B.O.D. escaped.

(a loud crash resounds and maniacal laughter is heard)

Lights aura: What? Random Evil Bunny of Destruction escaped! How did this happen?

Amu: It seems some one left his cage door open.

Lights aura:…oh, crud…

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. If I did then I would not be reduced to this insanity. (a bazooka is fired at Lights aura) I'm too young to die!

I must have been dropped on my head when I was a baby. I mean, no intelligent person would rush towards impending doom without a clue of what to do. Seriously, I'm an idiot.

As I approached the lake, I felt someone grab my shoulder forcing me to stop.

Kouga was livid."What the hell do you think you are doing?"

I shrugged, "I don't have a clue. I just know that I have to be here."

"But that's stupid," Kouga said as he tried to pull me back to the campsite.

"I know it's stupid but I have to go." I said as I yanked out of his grip and ran towards the lake.

The lake was calm and peaceful. A slight mist had crept up giving a mysterious yet foreboding quality to it. It was also quiet…too quiet for my taste.

"I know you're here," I murmured, the harp held tight in my hands. "You might as well come out."

The surface of the water bubbled slightly as something rose. I gasped.

A dragon stood before me, its crystal color eyes staring at me in interest. Its skin was blue and seemed to ripple like the water itself. Its mouth stretched into a grin revealing its pearly white teeth. "Hello, trespasser," it purred in a deep feminine voice.

I felt like the Prince Phillip when he was battling Maleficent in her dragon form. The only difference was that no one needed saving and I was probably going to be eaten.

"Hello," I said resisting the urge to call her Maleficent, "why are you scaring the animals away?"

The dragon frowned. "This is my lake and they were trespassing." Her expression changed to a glare. "And if you don't leave in the next five seconds, then I will be forced to eat you." I dodged just in time, her jaws snapping at where my head was only a second before. I rolled twice before I jumped to my feet, dodging her again.

I had to remember those strings but for some reason my mind was refusing to cooperate. I think it was a little preoccupied with not being eaten.

"Here goes…" I mumbled as I turned to face her. The dragon grinned as she raced towards me, her mouth like a gaping hole. Taking a deep breath, I quickly plucked three strings. There a loud whooshing sound as smoke covered the area. I quickly covered my eyes as I began to cough violently. The smell reminded me of rotten eggs and I had to resist the urge to vomit.

After a couple of minutes, the smoke cleared away. I looked around and, to my surprise, the dragon was no where in sight. A rustling sound behind me caught my attention. Whirling around, I came face to face with a…dog.

It looked like a golden retriever with blue fur and crystal colored eyes. As I stared at the dog, only one thought ran through my head.

What the heck was a dog doing there?

The dog glanced down at its paws. Its eyes widened as it held one up to its face. Letting out a gasp, it glared at me. "What the hell? You turned me into a dog!"

"Uh, what?" I said in confusion. "I didn't turn you into anything. I was battling a dragon."

"And who do you think I am, moron?" The dog said impatiently.

My eyes widened as I felt the corner of my mouth twitch. "Wait, you're the dragon?"

"Bingo," she said sarcastically, "To think it took you that long to figure it out. It's almost like you didn't even realize you cast a binding spell."

I chose not to comment on that to save my pride from injury.

"Still," she said as she shook her head. "A dog? Why the hell did you turn me into a dog?"

"Well," I said as I grinned sheepishly. "Um, my best friend has a dog and I've always wanted one. I guess my subconscious might have been kind of responsible for that."

The dog face vaulted. "Don't you know that you have to concentrate on what form you wish for the person to take!"

I rubbed the back of my neck awkwardly.

The dog sighed. "I was bound by an idiot."

"Kairi!" Kouga yelled as he ran toward me. He stopped as he looked around, puzzled. "Wait, where's the dragon?" His eyes landed on the dog.

I put a hand on his shoulder. "Yes, Kouga, that is the dragon."

Kouga's eye twitched.

"Blame your mate," the dog said bitterly, "she doesn't know how to bind things."

My eyes widened as my face reddened. Me? Kouga's mate? If I was his mate I would starve to death!

Kouga was too busy laughing to notice the dog's error. "You turned a dragon into a dog? What kind of sorcerer turns a dragon into a dog?"

My eye twitched. "What is this, pick on Kairi day?"

The dog sighed as Kouga continued to laugh. "You're lucky. Because I am bound, I will not have to eat you."

Have to eat? Like she really felt forced to eat me? I chose not to voice this thought. "Um, thanks…"

"Calypso" she said with a bow. "And it seems until you find a way to unbind me, I will be at your service."

I sighed as I landed on the ground with a loud thump. This adventure just keeps getting better and better…

(Room is a mess. Lights aura and Amu are sitting on top of a quivering box)

Lights aura: (panting) I'm glad…that's over…

Amu: (panting) Why the heck….did your crazy imagination….create R.E.B.O.D.?

(box quivers as maniacal laughter is heard from within)

Lights aura: (shrugs) Don't know but I wouldn't be mean to my crazy imagination. It created you after all.

Amu:…good point…

Lights aura: Anywho, there's a poll on my profile on who your favorite character is, so please check it out.

Amu: (whispers) Vote for me...

Lights aura: Amu! Quit tampering with my unbiased voters!

Amu: (grumbles)

(Box shakes)

Lights aura: Anyways, we probably need to put R.E.B.O.D. in a safe place. See you next chappie!

Incase You Didn't Know:

1) Maleficent: is a reference to the evil queen in Disney's Sleeping Beauty made in 1959. Even though, its rated G, Maleficent actually says hell at one point. Got to love Disney…

2) Calypso: is a reference to Greek Mythology. She is a nymph and daughter to the Titan Atlas. Also, she is seen in Pirates of the Caribbean as Tia Dalma. Yes, I know I have been on a Pirates referencing streak…

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