A/N: All spelling errors in this chapter are intentional, as much as it killed me to do it. Yes, notsensitive is meant to be one word.
Jake's THOUGHTS
I'm going to do it today. I'm going to break up with Miley. And I guess I should probably wait at least a week before I ask out Lilly, right? Otherwise, all the girls are going to think I'm notsensitive or...something. Plus Lilly probably wouldn't say yes if I was...unsensitive? Is that really the right thing?
Maybe the word I'm looking for is more like...
Oh, I have no idea. I'm not so good with words. I'm pretty sure that it isn't notsensitive. Unsensitive doesn't sound right either...
You know, I've been seeing a lot of Miley's brother, Jackson, lately. He randomly walks by me sometimes. He'll come stand next to me or something and like, laugh or something when a group of people walks by. Maybe he's trying to become more popular or something. It's kinda weird. He sneaks up behind me all the time.
Exsensitive?
No.
I have nothing else really to talk about. My new movie's coming out soon, but...that's not really interesting.
Wow. I didn't realize until just now, that without talking about Lilly, I have, like, no words in my head. Lilly's all that I really, seriously think about. She's taking over my mind!
Maybe she knows about the ancient art of evil-mind-control. The zombies in my latest movie knew that. But even if she is a psychic freak, I'll still like her. Just like they said in Teen Bigfoot. 'The only thing bigger then his heart were his feet.'
Insensitive?
YAY!
I got it.