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Chapter 3
The Plan
"We have to go after him!" Sasuke shouted pounding a fist on Tsunade's desk.
"Sasuke, I understand that you want her back, but we have to think this through. We are dealing with the Akatsuki not a bunch of average criminals." Tsunade tried to reason.
"Tsunade has a point Sasuke." Kakashi said. "We can't just barge in and try to wing it. We need a plan."
Sasuke just stood there angrily. He knew they needed a plan but what he didn't know was why he wanted her back so badly.
"Don't worry, Sasuke. We'll get her back. Believe it!" Naruto reassured him.
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'Why is he staring at me? Was it something I said?' Sakura thought confused.
"Why are you staring at me?" she asked finally.
"Uh, no reason, un." Deidara said quickly, turning his head away. He was trying to disguise the fact that he was blushing like mad.
Sakura giggled before asking "When's dinner...er...do you even eat dinner?"
"Yes, we eat dinner and it should be ready now, just pray that Itachi isn't the one that's cooking dinner tonight." Deidara said laughing. "Come on, I'll show you to the kitchen."
They walked down the long hallway and into the kitchen to see a plant cooking.
"Thank god Itachi's not cooking." Deidara said sitting down at the table. Sakura sat beside him.
"And what's wrong with my cooking?" Itachi asked glaring at Deidara.
"Well for 1. you burn our food to a crisp and 2. you talk to it." Deidara laughed.
Itachi took out a kunai but before he could throw it, Kisame grabbed his wrist.
"No fighting at the table! Leader's orders!" Kisame said taking the kunai out of his hand.
"Your lucky, Deidara." Itachi said coolly.
"Whatever, un." Deidara replied snickering.
"Um...Deidara?" Sakura asked cautiously.
"Un?"
"Uh...why is there a plant cooking breakfast?" she asked looking over at the plant that was now making bacon.
"Oh, that's just Zetsu. He makes the best bacon and eggs in all of Japan, un." Deidara said smiling.
"Oh, ok." Sakura said relaxing a bit.
"Your breakfast is served." the plant named Zetsu said placing bacon and eggs in front of Sakura, Deidara, Itachi, and Kisame.
"Where's Tobi, un?" Deidara asked looking around looking around for the orange masked boy.
"Leader sent him on a fake mission so it'd be peaceful around here. I wonder how long before he figures out he's been set up?" Kisame said eating his entire plate, literally!
"Kisame, what have I told you about eating the dishes?" Zetsu said sighing.
"Uh, don't hesitate to eat it?" Kisame said with a shrug.
"AAAAHHHHHH!" Sakura screamed jumping on the chair she was sitting on.
"God, woman! What's wrong, un!" Deidara shouted covering his ears.
"THERE'S A SNAKE UNER THE TABLE!" Sakura shrieked pointing at the small purple snake that was hissing.
"Oh, that's Tobi's pet snake Chibi, un. (A/N: and I bet you all thought it was Orochimaru's)" Deidara said picking up the snake.
"Pet...snake?" Sakura questioned, looking at him with fear in his eyes.
Deidara shook his head laughing. He got up and walked to a small aquarium type thing in the back of the room and put the snake in and closed the lid. Deidara walked back to the table and sat down. He was still laughing.
"I gotta give Tobi props for that one. un." he said leaning back in his chair.
"Evil!"Sakura spat, glaring at him.
"Thank you, un." Deidara said grinning.
"Stop grinning!" Sakura fumed.
"And if I don't, un?" Deidara knew he was making her extremely angry and he couldn't but grin.
"Arg! You! Gahhhhh!" Sakura screamed stomping out of the kitchen and up the stairs to her room. (A/N: for all you numb-skulls out there, no offence, the room Sakura woke up in is hers.)
"Nicely done." Kisame said putting his hand up for Deidara to high-five.
"Uh, yea. I'm not high-fiving you, un." Deidara said getting up and walking out of the kitchen, leaving Kisame confused.
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"Ok, that's the plan." Naruto nodded. He looked at Sasuke who was pierced with worry and anger. "Sasuke, don't worry. We'll get her back."
Sasuke nodded. Kiba and Neji walked into the room looking scared, worried, and mad.
"We have a problem." Kiba said.
"What?" Naruto asked cautiously.
"Hinata disappeared." Neji said calmly.
"WHAT?!" Naruto shouted. He looked like he was about to faint.
"What happened?" Sasuke asked sighing.
"We think she was taken by the Akatsuki." Kiba responded.
"Now it's personal." Naruto said, his fists clenched.
"Did you inform Tsunade?" Sasuke asked.
"Yes, she sent us to go with you. She also sent Kakashi and Shikamaru to go with us too." Neji said, crossing his arms and leaning against the doorway. "They sould be here soon."
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Author's Note: Good day! I hope you all enjoyed! And don't forget to R&R..or else bad things will happen! .
Deidara: ...-backs away slowly-
Sakura: Yea, totally creeped out...