Chapter 5

Kisame The Jerk

'Well I slept well. I wonder where every one's at?' Sakura thought walking into the living room. She had just woken up from her 1 hour sleep. She scanned the room but no one was in site so she decided to go into the kitchen. As she walked in, she noticed a red-haired boy sitting at the table looking up at her with cold eyes. She walked over to the table cautiously and sat across from him. 'He looks familiar.'

"Sasori?" Sakura asked tilting her head.

"You're that Sakura Haruno brat that almost killed me." the red-head said coldly, glaring at her with those ice cold eyes.

"Yepp, you're Sasori." Sakura smirked." You got lucky. If Deidara wasn't there to save you, you would've been dead. Ha, kinda sad to get beaten by a girl."

Sasori winced at the last comment. He shifted his gaze to the window. " Whatever."

"Ugh, do you know where Deidara's at?" Sakura asked rolling her eyes.

"Outside blowing up trees." Sasori said and resumed to drinking his coffee. Actually Deidara was in his room but Sasori wanted to play a little trick on her. He hoped she'd run into Kisame and a fight would start.

"Ok?" Sakura said getting up and started out the door before she stopped. "Oh, and thanks, Mr. I-Play-With-Dolls."

"Why you little..." Sasori got up ready to start a fight but she was already out the door." Oh, well. Kisame will take care of her."

Sakura hurriedly raced out the door until she bumped into something hard causing her to lose her balance and fall.

"Deidara?" she asked rubbing her head.

"Wrongo." said a cold yet familiar voice.

Sakura looked up to see that it was Kisame grinning widely. She stood up and glared at him.

'Great, I just had to bump into fish man. What's he up to?' Sakura thought.

"Why are you happy?" Sakura asked suspiciously, raising a brow.

"You missin' something?" Kisame asked in a sickingly sweet voice.

Sakura looked at herself until her eyes came upon her wrist. Her face turned pale.

"My bracelet!" she shrieked. She looked up at Kisame who was dangling the bracelet in front of her. Her face became hot with anger. She tried to snatch it from him but he only held it up higher. After trying several times to jump for it she remembered what Itachi had told her. Instead of punching him in the face, she punched him in the gut. Kisame fell to his knees and, obviously, dropped the bracelet. Sakura picked it up and put it back on her wrist.

"Damn bitch!" Kisame sputtered.

"I take that as a compliment because a bitch is a dog and a dog barks and bark is in a tree and a tree is part of nature and nature is beautiful, therefore you called me beautiful." Sakura said sticking her tongue out at him. She turned around and walked back inside leaving Kisame on the ground cursing and groaning in pain.

"Hey! That was some punch!" Deidara said amazed when she walked in.

"Well, that's what he gets for taking my bracelet." Sakura said sighing.

"What's wrong with you, un?" Deidara asked carefully.

"I wanna go home. I miss my friends. Plus today's my birthday and it sucks." Sakura said pouting. (A/N: oh, when she was in Konoha she had the party early in the morning and it's around noon now...just in case you didn't know)

"Your birthday?" Deidara questioned. Before he could say anything else, Itachi called him.

"Deidara, I need to see you for a second." Itachi said appearing in the doorway.

"I swear, whatever it is I didn't do it. It was all Tobi's idea, un." Deidara said walking into the living with Itachi.

"You didn't do anything. I overheard you and Sakura talking and thought we should throw her a birthday party." Itachi said emotionlessly.

"Uh, sure?" Deidara said slowly. His face changed from clueless to excited. "I've got it! You be the distraction and I'll set up the party."

"No. You'll end up messing it up and cause some sort of explosion." Itachi said making Deidara frown.

"You mean I have to distract the midget, un?" Deidara asked annoyed.

"Yes." Itachi said trying to hold back a smirk.

"Fine, but the next party we throw, you're the distraction, un." Deidara said crossing his arms. Itachi nodded then went upstairs to get the others (Zetsu and Sasori).

'Great, where the hell am I supposed to take her?' Deidara asked himself.

'Take her to The Place. Deidara's inner self said.

'Who the hell are you?' Deidara asked.

'I'm you, stupid. I'm your inner self. Geez for someone as smart as you, you can be pretty dumb.' his inner said.

'Hey! I know! I'll take Sakura to The Place Deidara thought happily.

'Oh, geez. You really are stupid.' his inner sighed.

'Oh, shut up!' Deidara said pushing his inner self aside.

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Author's Note: Ok like this chapter was extremely bad...

This is for everyone who doesn't get this:

DEIDARA DOES NOT LIKE SAKURA YET! yea yea yea...sure it may seem like it but, he's never been complimented and he thinks of her as a friend. He won't realize he likes her until later later later later in the story. Got it? Good.

Deidara: yea! who would like that brat, un!

Sakura: EXCUSE ME?! -punches Deidara in the face-

Deidara: ouch...-passes out-

Sakura: hmph! Serves you right! oh and you people better R&R! or you'll end up like Deidara here!

geez Sakura, don't scare them.

Sakura: oh, sorry.

-sighs- until next time you guys! -drags Deidara off stage-