Chapter 7

Kisame Gone Wild

"What the hell is taking that bastard of a sensei so long?!" Sasuke shouted hurriedly pacing back and forth. Everyone was waiting for Kakashi to arrive. Shikamaru had arrived two hours ago. Sasuke couldn't take waiting anymore and went on a rampage. Naruto tried calming him down by offering him ramen, but instead received a punch in the face. Kiba tried telling him that Kakashi would be here soon, but received a death glare. Shikamaru just complained about how troublesome Sasuke was being which made him angrier. Neji didn't even attempt to help calm Sasuke. Instead, he watched in enjoyment at the others' failure.

"Hey everyone! I'm sorry I was late but-" Kakashi said walking in, but was cut off by a fuming Sasuke.

"DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS?!" Sasuke yelled glaring at Kakashi.

"I'm sorry. This time I really do have a reasonable excuse. I was actually formulating a legible back-up plan." Kakashi sighed. he pulled out a scroll and handed it to Sasuke, who gradually took it. He unrolled the piece of parchment and skimmed through. As he did so, he began to ease up.

"This really isn't that bad of a back-up plan. With a few modifications to it, I think we might be able to pull it off." Sasuke said rolling the scroll back up and handed it to Kakashi.

"Good. from what Pakkun has told me, it should take about a month to gt to the Akatsuki hideout." Kakashi said putting the scroll in his pocket.

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"Looks like you're having fun spending quality time with the girl." Sasori smirked.

"Shut up, she's a pervert, un." Deidara snapped. Sasori raised a brow. "Not like that! I meant she thinks perverted!"

"Whatever. Good luck telling everyone you're no longer a virgin." Sasori, yet again, smirked.

"What the fuck?! I still am a virgin! God, what's up with everyone being perverted, un?!" Deidara yelled, waving his hands in the air. Sasori just shook his head.

"Before we get to far off topic, we need you to stall her for about 30 more minutes." Sasori sighed. He hated being the messenger, especially is if the person sending the message was Itachi. You all probably think that because Itachi and him are both quiet and emotionless they'd get along just fine, but you're wrong. They get into more fights than Tobi and Deidara in a week. "But, of course, that shouldn't be a problem since you two love pervs are already having fun."

Deidara stared at him disgusted." God! I don't even like her, un! Why do you have to be such a perv?!"

"You really do have an anger problem." Sasori replied enjoying the show Deidara was giving him.

"You! Grr! Ah! Never mind that! Why do you need me to stall for so long, un?" Deidara asked through gritted teeth.

"Let's just say they're having some minor complications." Sasori hinted.

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"KISAME!" Itachi yelled. Kisame has eaten the 11th cake and Itachi didn't think it was great to keep baking cakes only to have Kisame eat them again.

"I'm sorry, but they all look so good." Kisame whined.

"Kisame, you know what sugar does to you." Zetsu said warningly.

"Um...not reall- WHA HOO!" Kisame felt the world stop beneath him and for a second he was stiff with a giant smile plastered on his face.

"Oh, no. Eating 11 cakes should give him one hell of a sugar rush." Zetsu groaned.

"CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! MUAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!" Kisame was screaming and laughing his heart out, running all over the place in hyper speed until- WHAM! He tripped over the couch, landed in a split on the floor, then rolled head first into the wall.

"Well, we all seen that coming." Itachi sighed.

"Ouch, my head hurts." Kisame said rubbing his head. Then he passed out.

"This could take awhile." Zetsu sighed. Itachi agreed and dragged Kisame large form to the couch.

"Does he even know that this party is for the girl?" Zetsu asked putting an apron on and preparing to bake another cake.

"No. If he did, he'd probably wouldn't try to help out. You know how much he hates Sakura." Itachi replied taking out eggs and milk from the fridge.

"Are you worried?" Zetsu asked out of the blue.

"About Kisame?" Itachi asked slowly.

"No, about the girl..."

"Indeed."

"Why is that?"

"I fear that my foolish little brother might come to take her back. That could ruin my plans for her and Deidara."

"Is that why you told Deidara to kidnap her...so she would be of some use to him...but you were really actually playing matchmaker?"

"Yes."

Zetsu nodded and left it at that. He understood that Deidara had always felt alone and needed someone to love and comfort him, even if he was an S-rank criminal.

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I'm sorry I haven't updating in such a long time...I've been really busy with school and such. Plz R&R! If you don't, I'll put Deidara in a torture chamber and make him listen to Paris Hilton music (sorry Paris Hilton fans).

Deidara: Do what she says! OO For the sake of my hearing!

Me & Sakura: MUAHAHAHA! X3