Just Corey: Yeah, I'm tired so um… Our weather is being retarded. Thanks for the reviews, and I'm getting a BOAT! So awesome. And we're getting a pool heater. Anyway, onto chapter three.

Oh Fuck, Come On!

Wait what?

Saria's eyes opened slowly. The sun glared in through her exposed lids. The smell of fresh grass wafted around her, and she smiled at its familiar bliss. It filled her with a peaceful calm. Nothing could break the moment she was experiencing. Not even…

"Wake up sleepy head! Come on," A voice yelled. Saria opened her eyes a crack more, and saw red all around her, "Saria wake up. Everyone else is awake."

Saria opened her eyes completely, and a bright faced gorges' Malon stared down at her.

"Ung wha'?" She said sitting up and rubbing her eyes. Malon held her hand out, and Saria looked at it with a 'What's that for?' expression.

Malon got down on her knees, and shook Saria from the shoulders up.

"Gnah!" She said, pulling away from Malon, "I get it. Leave me alone."

"Humph. Whatever. I figured might want to see Link changing, but hey, your loss." Malon said, winking at her and getting up.

"Wait what?" Saria said, paying more attention now, "What do you mean changing?"

"Oh that's right. You slept through the whole thing."

"What whole thing?!?"

"Okay well," She took a deep breath, "Link was the first to wake up, and he's was walking around for a little. Then I woke up, along with Zelda, and then Damion, Ruto, and Mateo. While we were sleeping, a group of wolfos were surrounding us."

"Wait what? Where are they now then?"

"I'm getting to it. Now Link saw them and told us all to stand still. He opened a little sac at his waist and pulled out a huge swordy ma thingy, and ran at them. He cut the first one in half, but the others jumped out of the way. Then Link was like, "Heeya," and "Hucha," and he kept taking them down. There must have been fifteen!"

Saria was bobbing her head along with Malon's hand gestures and dramatics.

"Then at one point one was moving towards you and Link was like, "Don't you dare touch her!" and it was like, "Grouwth?" And Link jumped over you and sliced it across the chest. Then another one pounced on Link, but Damion pulled out his rapier, and rammed it down the wolfo's throat. But another got through, and slashed Link across the back and …" She stopped gasping for air,

"And Link and Damion killed the rest of them." Finished Zelda, coming over to see what the hell Malon was doing, "Good to see that you're awake."

"So then wait, where was Mateo in all this? Shouldn't he have helped?"

"He should have, but he was to busy cowering in a corner." Ruto quipped in.

"Shut up! I was thinking of a way to help them. You know I can't fight!" Came a blue voice from off in the distance.

"Whatever you say sweetie." Ruto called back.

"Ung!"

"So then why is Link changing?" Saria asked Malon and Zelda.

"Oh he and Damion are both changing. They got their suits ripped and blood all over them," Zelda said, "Link doesn't really like Damion, but he did save his hide, so he offered his spare set of clothes."

"Wait isn't Damion the guy who grabbed my…"

"Yeah, but he's really cute!" Malon said with a wink.

"But…"

"No buts! Now come on, or we're gonna miss it!"

"Wait, Link doesn't have any spare clothes. He didn't have any with him when we went to the cathedral. And where is the cathedral?" Saria asked standing up and brushing dirt off her kimono.

"We'll tell you later, now lets go!" Malon said pulling her towards the tree line.

"But… but… oh what ever." Saria grumbled, annoyed at not being told anything.

The girls moved lithely through the forest. They hoped a large tree, and used another as a bridge to cross a small river. Soon the sound of waterfalls could be heard over the droning of insects. The voices of two teenage men was hard to make out at first, but eventually they were able to distinguish the words from the rumbling of the water clashing on water.

"Listen, I'm sorry about last night. I, I guess I don't really have an excuse, but I'm sorry," A voice said. Brown hair could be made out from the waterfalls constant pounding, "I just, oh man. This SUCKS!"

"I'm not the one you should be apologizing to. Go say that to Saria." Came Links voice.

"Oh, Saria, he wants to apologize about last night. You should for give him." Zelda said turning to her.

"WHAT!?!" Saria yelled looking at Zelda like as if she told her to go prancing out before the guys naked. (Hey, should totally do that.)

"Oh Saria come off it. It was a dumb mistake and you need to accept that he's sorry."

"But…"

"Hey is someone over there?" Link said, wadding out of the water he'd been soaking in.

The sound of heavy foot steps came clamoring through the forest. A blue streak passed by them, and a loud voice yelled out.

"Cannon ball!" Ruto shrieked as she plunged into the water. A massive splash ensued, and water got all over the girls outfits.

Zelda shrugged, and reached down to her waist. A small bag was tied to her belt. She pulled the cord, and it fell loose into her hand. She opened it, and produced three bikinis.

"This is a fit all bag. It holds anything. Link has one too; he made me make him one after he was swept off to the place with the Majora's mask. He said something about getting everything he already had over again. He's got three copies of the same bow."

She passed a red bikini to Malon, who made her way behind a bush, and a light green one to Saria.

"It's nothing fancy, but hey, they work."

Saria smiled and found a bush for herself to get changed behind. Malon popped her head up to the Zelda striping down.

-The following is Censored-

Saria emerged from the bush fully changed, and handed her dress to Zelda, who placed it into the bag. Malon came out, and the three of them turned. They could run inot the water, or…

"Lets climb up there and jump on them." Malon said.

"But wont we hurt ourselves?" Saria said looking at them.

"Lighten up Saria. Have some fun."

"But I thought we were here to spy only. Now you want to swim too?"

"YES!" They both said, silencing Saria.

"Fine…"

Malon and Zelda started up the hill, and Saria stood there. After making it to the top, Malon looked down.

"Come on Saria!"

"But what if…"

"Nothing's gonna happen! If anything you'll screw up on your jump, and Link will catch you!"

Saria sighed, and ran up the hill. She reached the top, and walked over to the other girls. They were standing on top of the waterfall. Zelda looked over and said.

"Hey this is a little high. Maybe we should go down."

"Yeah, I really don't want to die today…"

Saria's eye twitched…

"Oh FUCK! Come On!"

"Hey Saria, wait, calm dow…"

Saria spazed, and pushed them both into the waterfall. They screamed and Saria jumped in.

"Look out below!" She yelled before being engulfed by the water. While in the water, she cast Nayru's Breath on her, Zelda and Malon. A small bubble appeared around her face, supplying her with enough air for five minutes.

They spent the next thirty seconds going down what seemed like the face of the earth.

'Why are we taking so long?' Saria thought to herself. 'Shouldn't we be moving fast then-'

She was caught off by a pair of muscled arms catching her before she plummeted into the water's deeper part. As the bubble made contact with air, it disappeared around her. Without the protective bubble, all the water came rushing in, stinging her eyes.

She gasped for air, and clung to whoever held her. After a few seconds of chocking, and being swum back to shore, she opened her eyes and rubbed them clear of unwanted liquid.

There was water still in her ears, but she could make out the slightly strangled, and angry voices of Malon and Zelda.

She opened her eyes again, now with her vision intact, and got the sun in her eyes. She shut them closed in the blaring light.

Saria, although not quite thinking first, began to kiss her rescuer.

"…."

"…."

"…"

Saria pushed the kiss deeper. Whoever it was, although she was hoping it was a certain someone, had scaly lips.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…um…not to ruin the moment," Saria opened her eyes slowly, "but could you stop kissing my gills?"

"Mh' wha'?"

Hands grabbed her shoulders and wrenched her off person.

"Hey!"

"Saria!"

"What!"

"Stop making out with my boyfriend's gills!"

Saria paused for a moment, letting everything catch up to her. Off where she had been seconds earlier, laid and exasperated Mateo.

"Wait what?"

"You were snogging Mateo's only means of breathing!"

Saria looked distant for a second.

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"By the goddesses! I'm so sorry Mateo. Sorry, I thought-"

"She thought that she was going to get away with pushing us of a quarter kilometer cliff!"

Zelda yelled, cutting her off, "you're gonna die you little' you little' little…"

She fell over laughing.

"Oh my goodness that was so much fun. I've never had a thrill like that in my life!"

Saria smiled un comfortably, then gave up her worrying.

Suddenly, Zelda pounced upon her and had her self on top of her.

"But never, ever, ever do that again. Otherwise…" She flicked her finger and a rock eerily shaped like Saria's head exploded, "I might slip." She said, winking.

Saria, nervous now, didn't notice Link slip up beside her.

She felt a hand on her head, rubbing it affectionately, and she looked up.

Link grinned down at her, "That was awesome. I never figured you'd be up to something like that"

She smiled, with a tint of hidden sadness, and said, "Hey, we all have surprises in us, don't we?"

Zelda got off Saria, and Link helped her up.

They spent the rest of the after noon, basking in the sun, and playing in the shade. Interestingly enough, none of them wondered, or even cared, where they were.

Link produced a bomb from his bag, and Zelda cast a magic bubble around it. The bomb exploded, and Ruto doused it down with water.

Saria, Malon, Damion watched intrigued.

While this was going on, Damion slipped a little closer to Saria, and whispered in her ear, "Listen, can we talk for a second?"

Saria looked at him, then sighed, and told Malon she's be right back.

They stood up, and walked to a small group of trees.

"Saria, listen, about last night, um, I'm so… sorry."

Saria looked at him inquisitively.

"It was more off of a bet you see. I never actually wanted to, but it was either grab some gorgeous girls, well you know, or go streaking around the castle stark, um… yeah." He said while sweat dropping. Saria giggled at him, then smiled and took a step forwards.

"So you think I'm gorgeous?"

Damion smiled and rubbed the back of his head and said, "Well sure, I mean you are really attractive, though red-heads are more my type."

Saria smiled and gave him a hug, "Well, your excused for being so erm, rambunctious. However," She said letting go, "If you ever do that again I swear to god I'll kill you!" She said giving him a big whack upside the head.

Damion got up and rubbed his head, "I guess I deserved that on…"

He was cut off by a purple object falling out of a tree, hitting him squarely in the jaw and sending him toppling to the ground for a second time.

Damion twitched helplessly on the ground, his eyes spinning in a strange whirling fashion.

"Shit! I'm so sorry. By Din, you guys have to get out of here. They're coming!" The purple object yelled pulling Damion up and nudging him forward, "Is there anybody else with you?"

His question was answered by a bathing suit clad gaggle of people now gathering around him.

"What the hell is going on? And who are yo…" He was cut off, as a knife passed by his waist, cutting his bottomless bag, and sending it flying down the side of the cliff.

"NO time to talk! RUN!"

Link looked down as his bag fell. Zelda made a grab for it, but link pulled her back.

Zelda looked at Link, and his left eye twitched. That bag had all his gear in it. He'd need to get it all over again… for the third time…

"Oh fuck come on!" He yelled, then began running with the purple figure. The other followed, one knife cutting open the strap on Malon's top.