Another Chappie! (As some people say)
When the princess was 15-
Sesshoumaru sat bored. She was wearing a white gown and was staring at the horizon with her face cupped in her slender delicate hands. Her parents had gone out. She went to the garden and then to a room which was locked since her birthday. She knew where the key was and so, she unlocked it. Inside, there was a frail, ugly looking aged woman spinning a spindle.
"Who are you? And what is that?" she asked curiously and innocently.
"I am Inuyasha-(cough)-child!" said the woman looking at her in a way she supposed was warm but was actually a leer. (Inuyasha- WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) (Me- Don't interrupt, mutton headed idiot!)
"Can I touch it?"
"Of course, my child."
Sesshoumaru touched it, pricked herself and immediately slipped into a deep sleep and begun to snore and drool so much that the old woman, with some disgust, carried her to her room, not wishing to dirty the room she was in and laid her down on the bed where she immediately stopped drooling ad snoring for some strange reason. The old woman locked herself up in the room once more.
Everyone in the palace had either fallen asleep or had turned into statues. There grew a tremendous tall wall of thick thorns which no one could pass to protect the palace. The king and queen were returning to the palace and were on the palace stairs when they fell asleep. The cook, Sango was about to hit the boy, Shippo; they both turned into statues. The water of the ponds in the palace and the fire burning in kitchens and else where grew still turning into statues. Thus the land came to be known as Sleeping Land and Sesshoumaru as Sleeping Beauty.
Many princes and other people came to see her but they all failed because of the thorns.
In the 100th year-
"Why am I stuck with a girl?" sighed prince Rin. He was the prince of The Dream Land where he could control dreams.
"Why am I stuck with a boy?" retorted Miroku huffing.
"Nobody told you to come with me!"
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"The king. Your father!"
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Silence.
"He didn't." said Miroku thoughtfully.
"Miroku?"
"Yes?"
"You can really be annoying at times."
"I know."
Silence.
"Mutt."
"I heard that."
"Dolt."
"I heard that too!"
(A/N- please always read the author's note.)
Me- So, how did you like it?
Sesshoumaru- I, Sesshoumaru, do NOT snore or drool in my sleep.
Inuyasha- ME AN OLD WOMAN!!!!!! Cut it! Cut that part NOW!
Me- Can't do! (Inuyasha starts to throw a tantrum)
Rin- I am the prince?
Me- Yep! You and Sesshy look cute together!
Rin- (puzzled. To everyone) am I supposed to do anything like blush or giggle? 'Cause I don't know how to blush and I do not like giggling! It's coquettish!
(Everyone except Sesshoumaru who remains his emotionless self sweat drops.)
Sango- Why am I the cook?
Miroku- And I a girl?
Me- Shish! Rin is the only one who hasn't complained. Ok. Look, this is an AU. So… SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
(Everyone except Sesshoumaru backs away.)
(Inuyasha reads the story and laughs.)
Inuyasha- … face cupped in her slender delicate hands! That is so CLASSIC! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Sesshoumaru bangs him hard on the head.)
Me- Ok, so, again I need 3 minimum reviews before I continue. So BYE!!!!!!