RandonHeroX: Was up. You may be asking yourself why I have made a new chapter so quickly? Well this is the first and probably last time I'll have between school and living to write a chapter. So if this one is a little sketchy I apologize, I got a lot on my mind right now o yes when you see these [ they're just little funny things I do. This is a revised version because I was a little stoned when I first made this chapter.
--------Chapter 2: The Difference Between Medicine and Poison is in the Dose-------
The date was set. Tomorrow night at 8:00 with dinner and a movie. [Omg how cheezze that's the oldest date in the book. It was already one in the morning and Ichigo was having serious insomnia. He was having many mixed emotions. He was excited, nauseous, nervous and happy at the same time. He has a date with the girl of his dreams and he can't screw this up. What If she thinks differently of him? What if she thinks he's weak because he can hold himself in battle but falls apart with a date?
Come on he thought. I have to have some confidence in me. Time is running out. It's not like I can draw up a plan and think everything will be all right. There are t many variables which make lead to sticky situations. All I can do is keep going through it in my head until there I figure into every possible scenario. If I can repeat it enough times in my head then I will never be surprised. Come on. Orihime isn't dumb. She would notice that everything is planned out then I'll feel like a dork. Well I won't be in a good mood if I don't sleep right now. Well dad is a doctor he might have something to knock me out.
He went downstairs and grabbed some wannabe version of Nyquil and went to bed hopefully to get good nights sleep.
After Ichigo fell into dreamland he started noticing his surroundings. He was in a room with a single bed. The walls were falling down around him. The design had a contemporary blue color like the sky it was actually kind of calming. The final piece of the wall came down with a door. The knob turned and Orihime can through the door. She was in her regular school uniform as he recently saw her. She then jumped on top if him with full force.
"O Ichi". She whispered seductively. "I want you so badly. I love you and want you to make me your own. I need you. "
What the hell is happening he thought. "Orihime what are you doing this is great and all, but aren't we rushing is a little bit.
"No in fact we have been pussy footing around, teasing each other with our little flirts and what not. I have wanted you and masturbating to you for so long. I need you right now.
Orihime reached for her blouse and ripped it right off. Ichigo's eyes broke open and he was panting really hard. "O god damnit. Why do all my dreams end right when the sexy part is about to happen?"
"So what were you dreaming about little man" said some voice next to him
Ichigo turned and saw Uryu. "Dood what the hell are you doing in my house? Why the hell are you close to me?" He looked down and noticed something he wishes he hadn't. "And why the hell are you fucking naked!?!?"
"Hush my sweet. Let me relax you." Uryu said softly.
"NO I DON'T HAVE GAY YELLOW FEVER!!!" Ichigo screamed as he jerked out of bed. He fell out of bed scrambling with his sheets. "Holy crap what is with these really 'f'ed up dreams. Ouch damn these hard floors. What was in that medicine?"
Ichigo went downstairs and checked the label on it. "K side affects. Drowsiness, side pains, " the list went on." one of these had to be the cause. "O this is the dumbest side affect ever. May cause sexual arousal during the night. They should put that in bold or in big letters or something."
Ichigo checked the clock it was already 2. "Shit I slept half the day away. Well I organized my clothes last night so we can check that off the list. I could go take a shower, but I'll most likely be taking one before I leave. Well I could go finish what I started." He looked down to see himself. "No ones home, all alone. It would be a sin to pass up a chance like this."
Ichigo went upstairs to 'situate himself'. Got everything perfect. Put on some soft tunes closed the blinds and turned the pictures of all this family members away. His hands started traveling south. His fingers ran against his shaft giving him an electric shock through his spine. This new feeling just made him want to continue. Rubbing up and down in a steady motion Ichigo felt out of touch reality. Thinking of Orihime right when she ripped her top off showing off her amazing breasts.
Outside Isshin's car pulled up. He took the day off to get some stuff done around the house. He quickly got through the door. He needed to ask Ichigo for some help to lift the new frame for Masaki's portrait. He even felt this new frame was a little big for his taste, but he would do anything for his wife. "Ichigo come downstairs, I need your help with this new frame for your mom." No answer came from upstairs
Ichigo could hear nothing with the music playing. He was in his own little world filled with the pleasure of sex and for some odd reason chocolate rain was coming from the sky making his and Orihime's experience even sweeter. He was going in and out of her just purely going out of instincts and them two going at it like a bunch of horny monkeys.
Isshin called a few times and was getting irritated that his son was still sleeping in this late. 'I did not raise my son to be a slacker' he angrily thought. Stomping up the stairs he reached Ichigo's room and kicked open the door.
Ichigo was getting into this dream if his. 'Yes harder Ichigo I'm cumming ahhahh I' cumming! Ichigo was almost at the peak of climax then. BOOM!!! The door slammed open. Ichigo snapped right back into reality. His hands moved quicker than a squirrel on speed. He moved his hands over his erection and quickly turned on the TV while cupping his garbage.
Isshin looked towards Ichigo's bed and saw something he has anticipated since his son hit puberty. Still no amount of mental preparation could have protected him from freaking out when he saw his son half naked. "Ichigo what the hell are you doing."
"Dad what the hell don't you know how to knock!" yelled Ichigo He threw the remote at him. "Get out my room right now!!"
Isshin left almost as fast as he came in. He ran downstairs hopefully to find something to erase his mind to what he just saw. Ichigo has never been more embarrassed in his life 'Holy shit my dad saw me playing Han SOLO, caught me clocking the jizz. I don't think I can make eye contact with him anymore.' He looked down and saw that he came in his boxers. 'Fuck better not let Yuzu do laundry this week.'
A few more hours went by making it 5. Ichigo still hadn't recovered it and was still nervous about his date. 'Does this always happen before a first date. Your dad walk in on you jerkin your gerken and have weird sex dreams about your friends. The door to his room opened slower this time and in entered Isshin.
"Aaa Ichigo I need to speak to you about something." He said
Looking away "what is it dad" he responded
"You know The Talk"
'What!! This isn't the right time for this.' He thought.
"Dad please you don't have to do this please in fact don't do it, this is probably not the best time."
"No this is the only time" Isshin cut him off. "Please sit down on the bed. Ok son I'm about to tell you something that every boy at your age has known for about 3 years."
By the end of this conversation 'strawberry' wasn't just his nickname. The color of his face had turned into a deep red and was basically in shock off the fact his father gave his sex 101. He knew everything he had just told him, but talking about it with his father was just too much he wanted the sweet release of death.
"And that's how you prevent a pregnancy without using birth control. Did you get that down son."
"Please leave dad. Please leave and forget that I don't exist for a little while." Pleaded Ichigo
"Yeah yeah son. Have fun on your little date k son" Isshin said while leaving
'Crap he knows. Damn him he was eavesdropping on my conversations again' thought Ichigo. He looked at the clock and it read 6:30. He went to take a shower making sure he didn't smell like a dood. Getting everything ready for the date. He put on a collared shirt, his black jacket and some jeans after making sure there were no holes in them. He left the house only praying that everything would be all right. Today hasn't started off on the right foot and is hoping to turn it around with this.
'K come on Ichigo you can do this. You can totally win her heart with this one date, Rock her world and what not. I'm almost there so lets collect our thoughts and think positive. Today can't get any worse than it already has.' He reached the steps to her apartment and slowly walked up them with each step his heartbeat sped up. He knocked and rang the ball. Orihime opened the door. Ichigo was thunderstruck. 'Wow' the only word that came to mind. She was in an all black dress that was down to her knees and her hair was in the perfect way it has always been in.
"Hello Ichigo. Do you mind if you wait a minute I just have to put on my heels. Please come in and wait." She said
"Yeah sure" he said while entering her home. It was small and had a very home sweet home feeling. He hadn't been here since he exorcised her brother and that last time he destroyed her house. Man if he ended here it would end like he wants to, but come on sex on the first date was improbable I mean they are 16 with partial morals.
"K I'm ready to go," she said while coming out of her bedroom.
"K lets start walking" he said " Sorry I can't afford a cab. I'm a little broke at the moment and can only afford the movie and dinner. I hope you're not too disappointed."
"No it's fine Ichigo. I was hoping we'd walk anyway. This night is to beautiful to pass up in just a car."
"Your right" agreed Ichigo.
"So where are we going to eat?" she questioned.
"Well I was thinking the Olive Garden. It good quality food that comes at a reasonable time with some of the best bread sticks I've ever had."
"I was thinking the same thing. I have been craving some Italian for a while." She exclaimed.
"And I hope you didn't bring your wallet in that purse. The meal is completely on me. None of this half and half stuff."
"Ahh. You're so thoughtful Ichigo. Thank you so much" she said.
The reservations Ichigo had were waiting for them. They were almost immediately seated.
"Orihime please don't hold back on this meal. Order whatever you want as much as you want." said Ichigo.
"Ichigo this is extremely generous, but.."
"But nothing. I insist." he proclaimed
"Thanks Ichigo." She sad with a smile
Ichigo opened the menu and realized that Olive Garden used to have really generous prices. A decent meal was about 15 dollars and then he checked the dessert menu and that was even more outrageous. 'Those bastards' he thought. 'I will end someone here tonight.'
Orihime was being reasonable with her portions, but the bill was just adding up to even more cash. When the bill came Ichigo almost had a heart attack. 9050 yen! Ichigo was aghast with anger and confusion. How could 2 people make this kind of bill? He ran it through his head a number of times, but this thing wasn't lying. Ichigo was sweating the bill and asked Orihime to excuse him before he leaves for the bathroom. He took a small detour to discuss the bill with the host. He reached up to him and asked "Hey can you help me out here?"
"Yes sure, what do you need? Asked the host.
"Hey I'm gong to have a little trouble paying for my bill. So is there anyway I can pay this in like installments?" asked Ichigo
"Is that your date over there he said? Pointing towards Orihime.
"Yes, why? Asked Ichigo
"Are you in love with her?" he asked
"Whoa, what's with that personal questions?" Ichigo freaked
"You didn't answer my question, do you love her?" he questioned again
"I don't know maybe. I think. I want to." Ichigo responded.
"Ah young love" he said. "You have already found what many have searched their whole lives and still may never find. I envy you young one. Envious that you have one person who is like you, one person to laugh with, one person to love. Here's what I can do for you. I'll pay for your entire meal. Nothing beats a good first impression."
"Are you serious? Sir this is awfully generous of you. Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes you love her and never let go. I'm a hopeless romantic I can't help it, but to help carry out your fantasy." the host said.
"Thank you again sir. I will." said Ichigo.
After they left the restaurant they headed for the movie theaters.
"So what movie are we going to see?" Questioned Orihime
"I thought of starting up tonight with a comedy. I heard Superbad was extremely funny."
"O yes I have been wanting to see that movie for a real long time now, I just never found the time to go." She said with a smile on her face.
'Sweet. Off to a great start' thought Ichigo.
After the movie, both of them were stumbling out of the theater laughing harder than either of them have ever laughed in their lives.
"O my God that was the funniest movie I have ever seen. Fogel totally reminded me of Uryu!" cried Ichigo
"Yeah. His constant moving of his glasses and trying to act cooler when around anyone."
"That part killed me. That entire move killed me. I'm a little numb from laughing so much." said an exhausted Ichigo.
"Yes. Me too a little. I can't feel my arms or chest." Laughed Orihime.
After a few more moments of repeating some more lines from the movie. Ichigo said"Ok lets head home now"
Orihime grabbed his left arm and he walked her home. Ichigo couldn't believe tonight went so well. 'Yes I can't believe this has gone so perfectly. That host magically coming through with paying our bill. I really need to go thank him again if things end up with even a kiss tonight. So glad the critics got there shit right when they said Superbad was good. Everything is litterally perfect.' He then he felt the girl stumble.
"O crap are you alright?" questioned a scared Ichigo.
"Yeah I think my heel just broke I'll be fine" she said.
'Crap I jinxed myself. That was a very bad thought to have, but I think I can fix this' thought Ichigo.
"Orihime I have an idea. How about we switch shoes and I'll carry your shoes while you wear my shoes." Said Ichigo.
"Ok, but your feet will get all cold and dirty. I can't let you do that." Said Orihime.
"It's fine my feet can handle it and we can't have you limping all the way back home" ensured Ichigo.
They found a park bench and switched shoes. While they were holding arms Ichigo felt her shivering. "Orihime you're cold. Please take my jacket"
"No Ichigo you need it. I can't possible take this," said Orihime.
"Please take it Orihime" Ichigo said while taking off his jacket.
She put on the jacket and the walk home shortly ended after that. He walked her up to her door.
"K this is me." She said. She started digging in her purse for her keys.
'Hell. What do I do? Do I kiss her? Do I leave? Do I help into the house?' thought Ichigo. 'My God she's so amazing. Her hair, her face and her lips, so very tempting. Screw this I have done well this far.'
He lifted up her head and kissed her on the lips. It was so full passion. Their lips were parted and they were fully enjoying each other's deep kiss. A flow of romance entered both of them as each of their lips touched. Her hands made it around his neck as she deepened the kiss. 'This feels better then anything I have ever felt in my life' There kiss continued for a few moments more until each other gasped for a breath of air.
"Wow Ichigo" said a blushing Orihime. This time she went in for the kiss and both were in a state of ecstasy. Each other enjoying the flavor of each other's lips, each enjoying the feel of their partner's lips.
The kiss ended and both were tired. "Well it's getting late so I better head inside. O and here's your jacket."said Orihime.
"No just keep it. I never formally got you a gift for tonight and I bought this thing yesterday for tonight so it's ok for you to have this jacket as a memory of our first date." said Ichigo blushing a little.
"Thanks Ichigo for everything" said Orihime with a smile.
"Yeah we should do this again sometime" joked Ichigo.
"See you tomorrow" Said Orihime "Contact me k."
"Yes I have you information." Said Ichigo in a sarcastic tone.
Orihime giggled and went inside.
Ichigo started walking home looking back ever so often to look at her apartment again, remembering his kiss. 'HELLZ YEAH' Ichigo screamed in his head.
RandomHeroX: Hope you liked it. I do plan on making another chapter. Also if you haven't seen Superbad i highly suggest you do. It is the funniest movie i have seen in a really long time. I don't care how you do it just watch it. Leave the reviews doods and doodettes.