Trivial Matters
Times of the month as told by nobody
Suddenly, everyone seemed to be looking for a chance to spar with the Lunar Diviner. It could be because her scariness factor had dropped in the face of her new gender, or it could be because Xemnas requested that they kept Saix busy, but, if he were to bet on it, he'd say it was that new uniform.
Honestly, they were only C-cups. Granted, it was a staggering improvement over little Larxene, but it was really nothing to lose your mind about. The way they were acting, it was as though they'd never seen a woman. Then again… scientists.
"…can't believe this! Suddenly, he gets special treatment because he's a girl? What the hell am I, then?!"
"One of the boys? Ouch!"
"SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL AIM LOWER!"
Children. While Axel picked a kunai out of his abdominal area, Marluxia looked down into the courtyard, ignoring the noise from behind him. The three of them had somehow assembled in that balcony without prior arrangement, but it suited him just fine. Axel and a high-strung Larxene was always entertaining. It was just that the scene below was even more so.
It seemed to be Demyx's turn this time, judging by the bursts of water punctuated by high-pitched squeals. The battle was over within the minute, with Demyx disappearing through a dark portal and Saix throwing down her sword in disgust.
Things weren't getting better for the nocturne, though, since he had the good fortune of re-appearing in front of an irate Larxene. Turning around, Marluxia smirked.
"So, what will it be?" came Larxene's shrill voice. She had backed Demyx into a wall and the poor sod looked as though he was going to piss himself. "I'm the only real woman around here, aren't I?"
"We… well… uh… if he… she… I mean…"
With Demyx, you could almost always forget that he had no heart. The look on his face was priceless.
"WELL?!"
"Ifhewassuchagoodwomanhewouldnthavebeenabletohideitforsixweeks!" squeaked out the sitarist. "So… so, uh, yea. You're, like, very much a girl."
"Hmph."
It was obvious that Larxene had been looking for an excuse to beat someone up, but Demyx seemed to have gotten out of it. Such a lucky, lucky boy.
"Six weeks is a rather long time," mused Axel, looking thoughtful. "How did she deal with all the girl stuff?"
"Girl stuff?" echoed Demyx, looking genuinely puzzled. "I don't think he… she has any. She's still scary and not girly at all…"
It was so adorable he wanted to puke. "I believe Axel was referring to 'that time of the month'," he stated.
"When women bleed out of their '' " added Larxene, cackling sadistically when the sitarist turned several shades of pale.
It was a valid question, though. As stoic as Saix might be, he was by no means unmovable. Unless…
"Larxene can go ask him," said Marluxia calmly. This declaration was met with shocked looks from all around. Electricity began to build up in the vicinity of one Savage Nymph. "You are the only girl, remember? And you can't say that you are not curious; you've had enough trouble dealing with it and you've always been female."
He dodged the flying kunai and thanked the rubber soles of his boots. Anything relating to Larxene's femininity always took awhile to sink in past the initial reflexive response. Sure enough, the look on her face turned from one of anger to one of pleasure.
"The response has got to be worth it."
Now, if she could just tone down on that annoying laughter, she'd be a perfect pet. Growing about three sizes would help too. Demyx looked as if he was going to pass out from the idea of even talking to the Lunar Diviner while Axel looked expectant.
Marluxia let a smile crawl over his face. If he was right, there was a lot more drama to look forward to.