'Sup, my homies?

Okay, yeah, I know, gangsta just ain't workin' for me. But we already covered this. No need to go over it again, ne?

Well, here's your dose of stupid for the day.

We hope that you enjoy our service and return to this establishment again!

Me: emc squared.

Naruto: Hehe! You can't even make the little squared sign on your keyboard! I PWN YOU ALL! I WILL BE THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Me: I bet you don't even know what it stands for!

Naruto: -silence-

Me: See? You're an idiot.

Naruto: Well, well, I bet you don't know what it stands for either!

Me: -smug- Actually, I do. ElvisMichaelJacksonxChainmail. All in a pretty square package.

Naruto: I see… -randomly makes out with Sasuke-

Me: This is not cool. I mean, while we're at it, why not pay homage to every single fan pairing that's been made? –sarcastically- Let's see what happens when you put Sakura and Kakashi in a closed room, hmm? With a camera. And they're chained to a wall. And there's a saw. –grins-

(Camera Feed #1)

Sakura: OHMYGAWD! WE'RE ON MTV CRIBS!

Kakashi: You're stupid.

Sakura: My stupid what?

Kakashi: -sweatdrops-

RandomMechanicalVoice (RMV): -wild coughing- Aside… Aside from the fact I just choked on a grape, you were all put in here FOR A REASON.

-GASP!-

Sakura: But there's only me and Tinkerbell in here! What are you talking about?!

Kakashi: I am not Tinkerbell, damnit!

A/N: Oh, this is weird. I keep on wanting to spell Tinkerbell as 'Tinkerball'. I don't know why.

It just happens.

RMV: You are not alone in the dark! THERE ARE OTHERS CHAINED TO THE WALLS! Dun dun duuuun!

A/N: It just occurred to me that RMV could stand for Random Movie Violence.

Peter Pan: -angrily stalks in and grabs Kakashi- HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP CHEATING ON ME WITH OTHER MEN?!

Sakura: Pete-chan, I'm over here.

Peter Pan: Oh. –drops- WELL, ANSWER ME! –grabs random person-

Gaara: COOOOOOKIE CRISPS?!

Peter Pan: Wrong person! Damn! Where's Neji-sama?

Sakura: You… You're cheating on me? With another guy?! –starts sobbing-

Peter Pan: You're stupid.

Sakura: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

RMV: Um, yeah, if you were paying attention to me you'd be able to figure out how to get out of this predicament!

Everyone: -shuts up-

RMV: You have a random amount of time to escape from this pitch black room! There is one rusty saw in the eastern corner, and you are all chained to the wall. –cough cough- Your chakra has been drained.

Me: Doooom. Look. All the chakra gone. Doooom. Just like in that one Naruto movie. Doooooom.

Peter Pan: Shut up, will you just shut up!

Me: -grins- I've got a maaaagical pony, I've got a maaaaagical pony, I've got a maaaagical ponyyyyyy….!

Peter Pan: -banging head against wall-

RMV: x.x Just cut off your ankle!

-screen goes blank-

Me: Well, there's fan homage number one… Sakura Kakashi… I s'ppose we could move on to the next one….

-beeping-

Gaara: What the hell?

Inuyasha: Damn closed rooms! I get all schizo and stuff in closed rooms! Open a door!

Gaara: Yo, homedog, don't you mean, like, claustrophobic?

Inuyahsa: No, voices talk to me! And they're telling me to do unspeakable things to the scary little emo clown in the corner with no eyebrows! I don't wanna do those things to a lifeless doll!

Gaara: -ah hem-

Inuyasha: THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT ONE HORROR FILM! –screams-

Gaara: I am not a clown, damn it!

Inuyasha: Eeek! Yes, it is like that horror film! No, no, it's like that radio show that they have on 24/7!

Gaara: -.-

Inuyasha: WHAT WAS IT CALLED?! Oh. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. That was it. –calms down-

Gaara: -coughs- So, um, what are the voices telling you to do?

Inuyasha: Well, they're suggesting…. –stops, listens- Take that back. Now I have to mangle your body until you can't tell who you are.

Gaara: O.O WHY, DAMNIT?! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY EYEBROWS! –sobs- I NEED MY EYEBROWS! CHEESE POTATEOS! INHALERS!

Inuyasha: I obey all commands!

-screen goes black-

Me: Yeah, yeah, I know you all love fan homages… -bored- But I dun feel like watching those anymore. They're kinda scary, if you know what I mean. –winkwinknudgenudge-

-silence-

Me: Oh, gosh, I'm making tea, and it's vanilla flavored, and it smells good enough to die for. –moans- Hurry up and seep and crap!

Kakashi: You're stupid.

Me: Is that all you can say?!

Gaara: I am emo. Love me. I was abused as a child. I hate you all. Don't come near me. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. I hate you. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die.

Sakura: HE WANTS ME TO DIE! HE WANTS ME TO DIE! I… I THINK I'M GONNA DIE! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! NO! NO!

Kakashi: You're stupid.

Gai: THE FALL OF OLD AGE IS UPON US! WE MUST LIVE OUR LIVES TO THE FULLEST, I.E. WITH YOUNG GIRLS!

Me: Censored! Censored!

Lee: -drools-

Me: Put on some clothes!

Deidara: I'll make you all 'splode. Like a baaaaamb.

-utter and complete silence. no crickets. no clowns.-

Deidara: 'Splode 'splode 'splode!

A/N: To the tune of: Zoom zoom zoom!

Me: o.o; You know, I really hate car commercials.

Naruto: -too busy making out with the wall-

Sasuke: O.O I'm over here, dumbass.

Deidara: I'll blow you all up! Up up up!

Sakura: You're not allowed to comment on author's notes!

Me: Am too! I AM THE AUTHOR, YOU IDIOT!

Gaara: Diiiiie.

Me: But I dun like them. I have to look away everytime I see them. They bother me. Because… Because….

Gaara: Emmmmoooo must kiiiiilllll.

Me: THE CARS HAVE NO LICENSE PLATES. –gasp-

Gaara: Whhhhyyyy wooon't yoooouuuu diiiiiieeeeeee.

Me: And they kind of remind me of that nasty soda that you all know I hate if you know anything.

Kakashi: You're stupid.

Gaara: I waaaaant yoooouu allllll tooooo dieeeeeee. And then I wannnttt toooo dieeeeee.

Kakashi: You're stupid.

Me: You're emo. That's my catchphrase, now. Yeah. Pwn that!

-echo: pwn…. that….-

Yeah, I finally updated, thank God.

But, I HAVE AN EXCUSE.

That you don't wanna hear, so you don't get to hear it.

Next chapter will be longer, I promise! At least ten double spaced pages! Yeah!