Hehe
I bet you all forgot who the heck I am.
I am Embycomedian extraordinaire. I disappeared from the face of the planet due to extraordinary reasons, that mere foolish mortals are not allowed to access
Back off, stalker-chans;3
I have undergone changes! I AM NOW FUNNIER, AND MY PACKAGING COMES WITH A VITAMEN C SUPPLEMENT! XDD
So, heh, yeah, I now present the long anticipated chapter 3 of Narutard
DISCLAIMER: O.O NONE OF YOU FOOLS OWN ME! But, ehegotta love those wizard swears.
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Deidara: Am I a man or a woman? First to answer right gets a cookie licked by Oro-sama!
Fan Girls: -silence-
Deidara: Oh, c'mmon, it has chocolately goodness!
Naruto: Shemale! ATKATSUKI! DIIIEEEE! YOU STOLE MY LOVER! DIEEE!
Deidara: Want your cookie now or lat-? -gets mauled-
Naruto: I WANT MY LOVER BACK. GIVE HIM BACK BEFORE I MAUL YOU!
Sasuke: I HATE YOU ALL. :[ BURN IN HELL.
Emby: This is supposed to be rated Teen. Stop swearing.
Sasuke: YOUR MOTHER IS A F[bleep[bleep[bleepING [bleep LOREM IPSUM [bleep[bleep[bleep ADMITEM VENIUM[bleep[bleep[bleep[bleep TRAGUNA [bleep[bleep[bleep[bleep[bleep[bleep HIPPOPOTAMUS [bleep[bleep[bleep[bleep[bleep REPUBLICAN [bleep[bleepING THRID HOKAGE[bleep[bleep[bleep[bleep WITH A BUCKET OF R [bleep[bleep[bleep[bleepIN A VILLAGE FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU [bleep[bleep[bleep[bleep[bleep[bleep SOUP[bleep[bleep[bleep[bleep WITH A BUCKET OF [bleep[bleep MICKEY MOUSE[bleep[bleep AND A STICK OF DYNAMITE[bleeeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeee-eeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeee-eeeeep MAGICAL [bleep[bleep[bleeee-eeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee—eeee-eee-eeeee-eeeeee-ep ALAKAZAM!
A/N: Kudos to those of you who actually go onto Youtube and look up Wizard Swears and watch the entire thing. :)
Naruto: …I love it when you talk dirty!
Oro-sama: IT'S SO EROTIC. JUST LIKE SNAKE RAPE.
Itachi: Tentacle rape. 3 I want to do that to my little brother.
Me: FANFICTIONS POISON THE MIND. . DON'T RAPE PEOPLE!
Hinata: …I… I want to rape Naruto… -blushing madly-
Neji: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
Hinata: Get your grubby hands away from my Naruto, you foolish lower being!
Neji: But… Hina-chan! WHAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
Hinata: Huh?
Neji: We… We! I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD!
-gasp-
Fan Girls: -rabid screech-
Hinata: Neji! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!
Neji: YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE, FOOLISH WOMAN!
Hinata: Liar! I WASN'T EVEN DRINKING SAKE WITH YOU LAST NIGHT!
Neji: THEN WHO WAS?
Hinata: IT WAS REALLY…. SHIKARMARU!
A/N: Just like a soap opera. 3
Shikamaru: Whaaaaa?
Neji: NOOO! I'M PREGNANT WITH THE MENTALLY RETARDED GUY'S CHILD?!
Me: Well, look at the bright side. At least you aren't pregnant with some dead guy's child. ;3
Haku: -grumbles- I resent that.
Naruto: RAPE! I WAS RAPED BY THAT GUY!
Me: Oh yeah, just so you all know, I'm fourteen now. ;3 I can legally get married in most third world countries!
Kakashi: Yes.
Me: IT'S NOT A GOOD THING. X(
Kakashi: Yes.
Gaara: Die freaks of nature!
Rock Lee: WE MUST LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!
Gaara: Hey there lover! DIIEEEEE!
Rock Lee: I WANT MY MASCARA BACK. GIVE IT TO ME.
Gaara: EYEBROWS!
Me: And so the saga continues!
Kakashi: Yes.
Me: …Y'know, even though I have a lack of readers, I promised this one would be ten pages long… AND I'M ONLY ON THE THIRD PAGE. O.O;;
Kakashi: Yes.
Shikamaru: I'm a little teapot!
Ino: You can be my little teapot. –smirks-
Random Person: COME NOW AND BUY THE ALL NEW IPOD SET! COMES WITH IPOD AND OTHER STUFF! FOR A LIMITED TIME ON EBAY!
Kakashi: Yes.
Me: We should have karaoke. But, ehe, wait half an hour, okay? I gotta go sand my box for shop class real quick. ;3
-silence-
Sasuke: THIS SUCKS OROCHIMARU'S ASS!
Naruto: -sobs- I AM LONELY.
Me: Armed with foodies, I RETURN. ;#
-cricketcricket-
Me: -scowls- I thought we discussed this cricket thing… It gives me shivers. I mean. Yeah.
Shikamaru: ;D Can we eat cake yet?
Kakashi: Yes.
Me: It seriously occurs to me that we all suck.
Kakashi: Oh hell yes.
Puppy: -bounds in, glomps…..-
Gaara: PUPPY! 3
Sasuke: Get yer own puppy, freak! He's mine!
Naruto: No! HE GLOMPED ME FIRST!
A/N: Okay, guys, technically the chapter has… -checks watch- A few more minutes of stupidity left, but I'm stopping it for now.
Because I can.
And I'm leaving you a cliff hanger for the puppy.
…Just so you know, I do still exist.
But it's getting harder and harder to write these things, honestly.
I'll keep on trying, but maybe I'll get some serious output here. ;3
DESIREPASSION, GET YER BUTT ON. XD WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS TOGETHER.
Not.
Anyways.
Thanks for the support!
-Emby