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Chp. 2SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS…THE LANDING GEAR WAS GONE AND THE PILOTS JUMPED?
Time has passed and Ryo has managed to convince his yami that even though Amane was forcefully released from prison she will be no trouble when she arrives. Now who was it that said ignorance was bliss…?
"Bakura! It's time to go to the airport to pick up Amane, aren't you coming? What in the world is that for!?!? " This last part was added after witnessing the bizarre attire of Bakura. (Allow me to explain: fireman's jacket, various types of padding, goggles, and he was currently debating between a biker's helmet and one of those bee-keeper's masks with the netting).
"I don't care what you say, I've decided to go prepared. As far as I know, this little she-devil could be as evil as you are good-hearted and kind!" Ryo blushed at the unintended compliment and set forth the long and tiring process of explaining why Bakura could not wear something like that in public…
Meanwhile…
"I said I wanted a package of peanuts with exactly three peanuts and twelve grains of salt! Why can't you people understand the importance of this?!?" This was enough to cause the last (sane) flight attendant to call to the pilots saying, "I've held her off as long as I can…I'd say from India to Korea…it's up to you now to hold her off and make sure that she is detained!" and with this she jumped from the plain parachuting to a tiny boat in the ocean below (they're crossing the ocean between China and Japan now) causing the other flight attendants (the ones who weren't hard core enough to deal with Amane) to jump behind her screaming things like, " Now we go to a better place…DAVY JONES LOCKER" and "The freedom of the cheese, we must insure the freedom of the cheese!" (you get the idea right?)
"Well, I wonder what I should do now…sit here quietly like a good little girl…nah…hey, I know…" she then enters the pilot control room where the pilots are cowering under the dashboards and control panels. "Is it my turn to fly the plane yet?"
You now see the plane flying into the distance doing difficult flight patterns and the occasional person parachuting to the inviting shark infested waters below them...
Ryo wasn't able to convince Bakura to leave the house without his 'protection' so he was going to meet her alone, which was probably for the best seeing as how she didn't know about the magical properties of the millennium objects. He then goes to the lobby where Amane's flight was scheduled to land within the hour only to hear a slightly disturbing announcement over the intercom, "Flights have been delayed due to an unwanted convict's actions. Please be patient as we are doing everything in our power to bring everyone to a livable landing. That is all."
"Definitely Amane's flight…" he'd just gotten these words out of his mouth when he spotted a pinprick in the sky…which became a speck in the sky…which became a dot in the sky…which eventually became an air plane which was coming down extremely low with no obvious signs of stopping or even slowing down for that matter…and it was headed straight for the waiting room where Ryo was. "This isn't going to be pretty."
A random person walks by talking on his cellular phone who also sees the impending danger, "And then she said- PULL UP!!! PULL UP!!!" He then drops the phone and runs leaving the confused person on the other end, "What? Pull what up? Hello? Dang it I lose more customers that way…for whoever is hearing this…ahem…Madam Cleo knows all and sees all, call Madam Cleo now for the low low price of twenty-five cents a minute-" CLICK!
"That was different…please tell me Amane isn't flying…er…crashing…that huge aircraft…dang, poo, crap, and other words which I use to describe this miserable situation." Ryo then calmly walks out to the hall way and presses the 'press in case of Amane' button which all air ports are required by law to have.
The plane then stops in mid air and a giant moon walk (for those of you who don't know what a moon walk is, it's one of those giant balloon things that you climb in and bounce on) appears around the plane. The only person left on the plane then jumps onto the moon walk screaming about things like this only ever happening to her. Amane finally spots Ryo who has been peering out the giant window which is mere inches from where the plane had stopped. "Ryo! Beloved brother! Older sibling! Role model! Sane family member! Fruit punch!"
"Yes well…fruit punch? Well, whatever, let's go find your bags and get you home…you must be tired…Amane, that's not yours, and you know it." Amane had been trying to drag the moon walk containing the plane with her. "Ooookaaaay."
Amane and Ryo head towards the bag claim and find the bags that belong to Amane…a black duffel bag with what appears to be duck tape instead of a handle, a greenish backpack with two melted Hershey's bars stuck to the side, and a cat carrier holding several small rabid squirrels. "We aren't allowed to have animals in our building." "But they're my friends! …that's okay I'll give them to that sweet little girl over there…" Amane points to an adorable little girl who has just gotten off of another plane…an adorable girl with blonde pigtails and a fluffy teddy bear in her arms…yep, it's Rebecca.
"Hey little girl! Would you like to have these adorable little animals? I can't have animals where I'm going to be living from now on." Rebecca peers into the cage and watches as the squirrels start to claw at the metal mesh keeping them from escaping. "Ooh, they're adorable! I'd love to have them! Thanks so much!" Ryo and Amane are half way across the parking lot to get a taxi when they hear… "Aaaah! The squirrels! The squirrels!!! They're everywhere!! My head!" "Yes, that's it! Dance my minions! Mwahahahahaha! Thank you Amane!"
"How do you know Rebecca, Amane?" Amane looks around innocently before saying something along the lines of having met her in an effort to prevent global cooling campaign while in America.
Ryo is able to hail a taxi without too much of a problem…that is until Amane decides she wants to tip the driver with the two Hershey's bars on her bag, but Ryo sorts everything out and they get home safely.
"Bakura, we're home…Bakura…?…" Bakura was once again on the couch watching t.v. but this time is wearing his protective clothing and holding a metal baseball bat. "Where is it?" "Don't call her an it. Amane is still outside walking around," and Ryo fills Bakura in on the finer points of Amane's trip. Bakura listens with fascination until the very end, "So what you're saying is…the landing gear was gone and the pilots jumped?"
And so ends chapter 2...does anyone like Rebecca? I like Rebecca, she reminds me of myself…not really, I've just always wanted to say that…chapter three coming soon! Amane and Yami Bakura meet for the first time! Ah the mayhem…
Bakura: "Where did this come from?"
Ryo: "You should see what she has planned for you in the future."
Bakura: "Me? Why me, and how do you know?"
Ryo: "She enjoys tormenting her favorite characters, and I saw her writing stuff on her binder in science. Something along the lines of 'Kura-chan welcomes pharaoh in for cookies and milk'."
Bakura: proceeds to chase Ryo around with baseball bat from previous chapter "I SAID DON'T CALL ME THAT, AND THAT STUPID PHARAOH WILL NEVER BE INVITED BY ME TO DO ANYTHING OF THE KIND!!!!"
RoR: "Kura-chan…" WHACK "…tree…never mind…"
Ryo: is standing over dazed former tomb robber "Kura-chan and Amane sittin' in a tree K I S S I N G…"
Bakura: "I could cry…but I won't."