-Things that are italicized are thoughts, just so you know.
RoR: "And here it is, what you've all been waiting for…I AM THE PROUD NEW OWNER OF YU-GI-OH! MWAHAHAHAHAHA-"
WHAM!!!
RoR: "Owww…"
Bakura: "She means, she's got chapter three ready to go. Enjoy…I guess…"
Ryo: "You really didn't have to hit her that hard."
Bakura: glances at unmoving figure "Yes I did."
Chp. 3 Family :)
"Bakura, you've met her. She isn't that bad, really, can't you help us get her stuff up stairs? This bookcase is really heavy!" Still refusing to so much as glance in Amane's direction, Bakura went over to Ryo's end of the aforementioned object and hoisted it up the remaining four stairs with ease. "It's not heavy, you're just weak."
"Thanks, Kura-chan! You really are sweet! I knew Ryo was fibbing when he said you were a meanie." Amane has managed to sneak up behind Bakura and wrap him in a spine crushing embrace while at the same time managing to kick several boxes marked 'dangerous, live snakes' into the room without Ryo or Bakura noticing. "Hey! Let go, I can't breathe! AND DON'T CALL ME KURA-CHAN! I AM AN EXTREMELY TERRIFYING TOMB ROBBER AND…and…HEY! GET BACK HERE! THE MILLENNIUM RING IS MINE!!" Bakura now has the task of chasing Ryo's crazed sister half way across the city to look forward to. "Ryo, that's mine!" Ryo wipes his brow while leaning against the pile of boxes that he has brought up while Bakura was being robbed. "And you want me to…what? Go after her? I'm going to see Yugi, you can go find her. See ya."
"…TRAITOR!…fine I'll just go find her myself…it shouldn't be that hard…"
Meanwhile…Amane has found our favorite CEO, let's see what happens, shall we?
"Why do you have a briefcase?"
"Because I do." Annoying little girl.
"Oh…why do you have a trench coat?"
"Because I do." She's driving me crazy. Seto sped up his pace trying to get away from his pursuer…he was failing miserably.
"Oh…why do you have brown hair?"
"Because I do."
He's not even listening to me anymore…I can work with this… "Oh…why do you pick your nose?"
"Because I do." Only half a block to Kaiba Corp, I can make it!
Heh heh "Oh…why do you eat bugs?"
"Because I do." Just a few more feet.
Heh heh "Oh…why do you have a crush on Ryo's sister?"
"Because I do."
"REALLY?! THAT'S SO SWEET!…but you're really not my type, sorry, see you around Mr. Trench-coat."
"Huh?" Kaiba shrugs and enters his main office without realizing what has occurred.
RoR: "...yeah...that was short."
Bakura: "And surprisingly painless."
RoR: starts to whimper "...no one's reviewing my story..."
Ryo: "That's not true; journey maker reviewed; it was a really awesome review, too."
RoR: brightens "Yeah, you're right, shout out to journey maker for being my very first reviewer EVER!!!"
glomps to journey maker (everyone else, learn from journey maker; i know you're reading this)