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"Um…Er…" Artemis found himself at a loss for words.
Speechless!!!
The lollipops were grinning evilly and continued their frenzied dance.
Just when Artemis thought it was safe to go, Butler dragged him into the circle.
And pushed him into the middle.
"AAAAHHH!!!" he shouted. True terror. That was what he felt.
He tried to barge his way past them and almost collapsed with the effort.
He tried to bore them to death with a quantum physics lecture.
Didn't work.
And then, suddenly, they all stopped their dance and allowed him through.
Artemis wondered why.
Which is weird if you're a genius.
And then he realized that his trousers had transformed.
They were now pink, with purple dots, which spelt lollipops rule.
"NOOOOOOOOOO" shouted Artemis, stealing the nearest lollipop car, tried to avoid seeing more lollipops, thinking about lollipops, smelling strawberries, and drive to Fowl manor.
All without getting his hands on the steering wheel.
He finally managed to get to Fowl manor, only to find it was now named Lollipop manor.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Artemis screamed, partly because of this and partly because the annoying chanting music had started up again,
Indicating that the lollipop band, which had danced around him before, had followed him.
How? Well, simple really. They stole his Lear jet.
"THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!!!" he shouted. By now he had half lost control, and all the lollipops shouting, "Artemis! Artemis!" did not improve his mood.
Before he went in, he remembered something, that he had never opened the door himself; Butler had always done it for him.
"Butler!" he barked, forgetting where he was for a moment, and it was not until a massive lollipop loomed over him, that he yelped, scared out of his wits and remembered where he was.
He wished he hadn't.
"Um, Butler…" Artemis asked,
The lollipop seemed to smirk.
"Couldyoupleaseopenthedoorforme?" Artemis blurted out, still shivering from seeing that massive lollipop loom over him.
"Certainly." The lollipop smirked even more.
Butler opened the door, and Artemis was faced with Angeline lollipop, Artemis the first lollipop, and Juliet lollipop.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Screamed Artemis.
His feet were growing pink.