Eaples and Benenes

Irumi was in her English class, when a knock came on the door of her class. She was surprised to see the principle there.

"I am looking for Irumi Hikari. Apparently, a student needs her help finding another student," The teacher nodded for Irumi to go. Irumi walked out. The principle looked like she wanted to crack up laughing.

"What is so funny,"

At that the principle cracked up. "It seems Dals and Hedgin have decided to pretend to be Merry and Pippin from the Lord of the Rings. Merry, as he said to me, said he needed help finding Pippin. He's over there."

Irumi walked up to Merry. "Are you sure he's who you think he is? He sure doesn't look like either Dals or Hedgin."

The smile left the principle's face. " I, uhhh ... you do know him."

"Yes. He's not Dals and he's not Hedgin."

"Do we have a new student that I don't know about?" The principle went to talk to her secretary.

"Hi. Merry. Thanks for getting me out of there. If I have to listen to another Mary Sue from Gigi and her crew out loud in my class, I would have puked."

"What's a Mary Sue?"

"Believe me, you don't want to know, except it is punishable in Mirkwood."

"You seem to throw that around as an insult easily,"

"I know people there. Let's leave it at that,"

"That, and your probably related to someone there!" Pippin walked around the corner with a grin on his face. " I went to school today Merry. I learned a song to sing to Bilbo and the others. Can we go sing it to them."

"I sure hope it isn't a bad song."

"I learned it in the Kindergarten class. I taught them a Hobbit game in return."

"Kindergarten?"

"Means the song is safe,"

"I also read a book about this guy with a really long name. But ... the songs funnier."

"Well, I want to hear it," Irumi spoke up.

"Well, you'll have to wait until I sing it to the others." Irumi nodded her head. The bell rang as the last class of the day ended.

"Which means I have to help you two get home again, right?" Both hobbits nodded their heads at her.

M

Irumi sat in Bilbo Baggins parlor. She had spent a good deal of time looking at everything. Bilbo brought out some tea and scones.

"Never seen an elfing before. It is good to know the elves are making a come back." Sam's Gather, who had come over with Sam, was about to pull out his pipe.

"Sorry old friend , but we have an elf here. It is best not to over whelm her senses with the smoke."

Gather nodded. Pippin stood up straight, clicking his heals together in military fashion. He began to sing his song about apples and bananas.

Irumi was on the floor giggling. Gather looked at Pippin with a raised eyebrow. "What kind of odd song is that?"

"One about food!" Frodo cheered. The other hobbits joined in with him. Irumi continued to giggle on the floor.

Author's note - If you can't find anything funny with above story, start to sing the song aloud. It was the favorite silly song of my Kindergarten class. To sing it, replace the vowels in each sentence.

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