AN- this chapter is a little more adventure then funny, but I tried to fit in some funny bits to. Hope you enjoy it! Ill be updating a soon as I can.
Btw the themes for this story are mainly Humor and Adventure.
Warning- Hilarity and Craziness
Disclaimer- In intro, now leave me alone!
The Wizard of Trinity Blood
Chapter 1
The Wicked Witch of the West sat on her throne overlooking the tiny village that she terrorized, something odd is going on down there, she though as she saw to strangely dressed men running around the village screaming… they where heading right for her lair… "What? Are they nuts?" She asked herself, "coming to MY lair, what idiots! Ill teach them to mess with me!" She stood up out of her throne and walked over to the opening in the wall and peered down, There, running up HER hill, the same one that lead right into her lair, were those two men… but there was something following them… No. Chasing them… But she couldn't quite make out what it was…
Abel and Cain where screaming for a new reason now, it was quite a simple reason too. There was a suicidal, maniac dog chasing them around the village trying to eat them alive…They spotted a hill and decide to run up it, hoping the dog wouldn't follow them… once they reached the top they noticed a bridge leading into what looked like a cave in the side of the mountain. Being the idiots they where being at that time, they completely ignored the GIANT sign that read, 'DO NOT ENTER!! THIS IS MY LAIR...SO STAY OUT!! –Wicked Witch of the West' and they ran across the bridge and into the cave.
When the dog stopped at the bridge and laid down glaring at them, they figured they where safe and that the dog wouldn't cross the bridge…
An evil maniac laugh echoed throughout the cave and bounced off the walls, making it sound like it was coming from every direction. The two huddled close together on the ground in some corner looking around nervously as a green-skinned woman dressed in black robes with a witch hat placed on her head came down a staircase to their right laughing like a lunatic, "You dare to enter my lair uninvited!? You shall be punished severely!"
She walked over to them, picked them up by their collars an dragged them down the stairs, "but first I'm going to go and watch my soap. Wait here would you? Don't even think about escaping! Or else misery shall befall you!" she chained their arms above their head and their feet to the wall with shackles. She then walked back up the stairs laughing evilly.
"Cain, we have to get out of here!!" panicked Abel as he looked around and saw the floor littered with bones of every shape and size, "she's gonna kill us…"
Cain didn't respond, his head was turned to his right and he was staring at something with wide eyes…not moving an inch…
"Cain? What you looking at??" Abel said as he struggled to see past his brother.
"S-scare…"
"Your scared? Ya me too, I wonder what she's going to do to us…" he said getting worried about their safety.
"N-no… I-it's a… Sc-scare…c-crow…a-and…I-its…looking…at me…" he stuttered as swallowed a lump in his throat, "I-I think its…A-alive…"
"That's ridiculous! Scarecrows aren't alive!! They are simply there to scare crows. I wonder if this dungeon has a crow problem…" Abel wondered as he looked around the roof.
At that the Scarecrow Blinked and said, "We have more uses than scaring crows! We have hearts and souls you know!"
Cain lost it there, "AHH!! IT TALKED!!! HELP ME!!! ABEL!! LETS GET OUT OF HERE!" screamed Cain as he ripped the shackles right out of the wall and made a run for the staircase only to have a brick thrown at his head as he tripped and fell to the floor.
Abel just stared at Cain, sighed and shook his head as the scarecrow burst out laughing, "You can't get out of here, its hopeless you idiot…"
Cain just jumped up, shook his head like crazy and then looked back at the Scarecrow with a giant bump on the back of his head, "Just watch me…creepy talking Scarecrow…"
Abel broke out of his shackles and ran up to his brother almost screaming, "Don't leave me!" Abel ducked as a brick flew towards his head. Causing Cain to fall to the floor yet again, with yet another giant bump on his head, "Ops…hehe…sorry…"
Cain just groaned as he stood up holding his head, "Right…lets just get…out…of…here…" and with that, he fell to the ground unconscious.
Abel just sweat dropped as he picked up his brother and started up the stairs but stopped when the scarecrow panicked, "Wait! Help me out of here! I've been stuck down here for a week!"
Abel looked back at him and with two quick flicks of his hands the shackles broke and the scarecrow fell to the ground, "Get yourself out." Was his only reply before he ran up the stairs and though the entrance to the cave.
He stopped at the bridge and stared with horror at the scene before him… there, standing right at his escape exit, was the suicidal, maniac dog…
Abel screamed as the dog growled and than pounced at him…
…Chapter 1 End…AN- hehe… Please review!
Also a special thanks to Kayla (wintershadow) and colonel-jade-curtiss for reviewing! Hugs you guys are the best!
crusnik