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Certainly Not Like Other Girls

"Hey look!" A young child's hand pointed at the sky, his stormy gray eyes looking with awe at something flying through the air.

"What is it Bantam? Is Peter back?!" The feisty little kid nodded hastily, "But look, Schlep! What is that?!"

"Maybe it's the Wendy-lady that Peter always talks about! Maybe she's come to mother us!" Schlep leapt up onto the nearest rock and shaded his eyes trying to see, "Maybe sh-Omph" The taller boy had turned in a circle trying to follow Peter and the figure's movements, but he took a wrong step and… well, fell off the rock with a thud.

"Are you sure she'll mother us, Schlep? Tink said that she was a bird we should shoot down if we ever saw her… And well, she does look a lot like a bird.. Or a bird on a stick anyways… What do you figure she's got a stick for anyways?"

"I dunno, maybe its her perch? Now that I think about it, I do remember Tink saying that…Have you got your slingshot?"

Bantam smirked "You know it, and your bow?" Schlep nodded and pulled out his bow, moving his blond hair out of his eyes to aim.

"Ready? FIRE!!!!!!!!!"

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"So, are there really pirates?" Hermione asked, brushing a few curls from her eyes. Peter nodded, "Of course! And mermaids too if you were wondering…I don't know, all the girls just want to see the mermaids…"

"Not me!" Hermione shook her head viscously; "those bloody creatures nearly drowned me last year at Hogwarts!"

Peter shrugged, "They tend not to like girls all that much anyways…" Suddenly an object pierced a cloud below them. "Hey what's tha-" Before Hermione could finish, nearly a dozen more stones flew at her through the cloud and she toppled off her broom.

Peter smacked his forehead, "Not again…" and dove after her.

'Mione on the other hand was free falling towards Neverland screaming at the top of her lungs before she realized she could do something about the situation.

"Accio broom!" She called, when the broom didn't speed towards her she screamed again, "ACCIO BROOM!" Quickly the broom flew at her, stopping below her, and she lightly landed on it moments before she hit the ground. Seconds later, Peter shot through the clouds with wide eyes frantically looking this way and that. Without warning a group of boys (apparently, Schlep and Bantam got a few others to join their shooting contest) ran into the clearing whooping and screaming "Did we get 'er?!" a tiny blonde dressed as a rabbit shouted. Peter, noticing the commotion flew down and began to yell at the boys, not noticing that Hermione had landed safely. Finally realizing that these were the kids who had shot her down, the bushy haired teen leapt off her broom and began stomping over angrily. "Which one of you GITS came up with the bright idea of shooting me off my broom?!" Her voice was strangely quiet but as she drew closer and began twitching slightly, a look of terror slowly developed on all the lost boys' faces. About ten of the boys stepped away and pointed wide eyed at Schlep and Bantam. "IT WAS THEM"

Hermione drew her wand again and advanced with a twisted look on her face. "Oh…I'm going to get you…"

The two boys started to back away but Granger didn't let them get far. "LEVICORPUS!" Suddenly, Bantam was hanging by his ankles, seconds later Schlep had to stop because a slug-vomiting charm. However, before things got any more out of hand, Peter gripped Hermione's shoulder, "I think that that's enough."

"Harry, I'm not.." the Granger girl turned and stopped speaking, all violent wants mysteriously vanished. She looked back up at Peter, "I'm sorry Peter, uh, can we just go to the hangman's tree now? I'm tired from the flight…" The redhead nodded and began walking towards the tree, with the majority of lost boys following. Schlep by now had stopped vomiting, but had passed out. Bantam on the other hand…

"HEY! YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA JUST LEAVE ME HERE, HUH???HEY LETMME DOWN!!! WAIT!…."

"Wait, 'Mione, how'd you know we stayed at the Hangman's tree?"

She just shrugged and continued walking…

A/N: So, I'm continuing! Woot! So how was that for the next chapter? I think its kinda short but I couldn't think of what else to do…So more later! REVIEW! Oh wait…

NinjaDancer: Yay! My first reviewer! Haha, Don't eat me, I've updated!!! ARGH!

Yemi Hikari: Opps, my bad, I sorta forgot that there was a Book X-over section…-.-' thanks for letting me know though!

-thatrandomkid