Hey guys! Here's chapter two, and I like it. Ino is just so silly : ). Oh, by the way, I have decided to dedicate this fic to my friend: Moghedian! She IS the one who got me so obsessed with this pairing : ) She has an account here on this glorious website of (Moghedian, of course), and you should all read her story Mokushita Hyuuga! It has absolutely nothing to do with InoIta, but it is a wonderful story, nonetheless! If you like that story, then read her sequel (whose name escapes me at thus point but oh well!). : )

Disclaimer: Do I own Naruto? I wish, but no.

On with the chappie!

I Am Not Your Possession

Chapter Two: This Is Just Perfect...

Ino stretched as she rolled over in her bed. She only wondered for an instant why her pillow was so comfortable, as it was usually hard as a rock, before she snuggled closer to it. All she needed to her was the chuckle before she shot out of the bed like a bat out of hell.

"What the fuck, Uchiha?" She screamed at the man who was currently looking very amused with her.

"What did I do? Here I am, kindly offering my lap for you to sleep on, and you yell at me for it? Tsk tsk."

Yamanaka Ino's left eye twitched as she stared at the S-class nin before her. 'Did...Uchiha...just make a joke?' She did not notice when she accidentally stated out loud

"Has hell frozen over? Crazy evil people like Uchiha aren't allowed to make jokes..."

"Why not?"

Ino stared blankly at the man before she started to blush as she realized what she'd just said out loud.

"Uh...what I mean was...um...he he...yeah." Ino finished lamely as she took a few steps further from the madman before her. She looked into his blood red eyes and immediately began stuttering again.

Itachi was highly amused with this kunoichi before him. She obviously had very, very little control over her emotions, and was not good at keeping her opinions to herself, even if sometimes saying them is a mistake. He smirked at the embarrassed and stuttering girl. He had been amused at first, but the stuttering was becoming annoying. Weighing the options in his mind, he decided on what he though was the best course of action.

Ino was mid-stutter with her eyes closed and what she was sure was a very red face when she felt warm lips touch her own. Conveniently forgetting that the only person in the room besides herself was the dreaded Uchiha, she kissed back. She half opened her eyes, noticed that it was the Uchiha (of course) who was kissing her, and pushed him away while shrieking wildly. She instantly ran to the small adjoining bathroom, slammed the door shut, and tried to somehow "cleanse" her mouth of the impurities that he had put there with his most venomous kiss.

Once she felt that she had cleaned herself as best she could, she closed her eyes and thought about the situation. 'Okay, this is not a problem, I will probably be able to ignore this issue with time...WHAT THE FUCK HE SLIPPED ME THE TONGUE!' Ino again made the mistake of not just saying, but screaming this statement out loud. She heard a maniacal laugh from the other side of the door and Kisame's booming voice saying

"I didn't know you liked them slow-witted, Itachi."

Following this statement Ino burst out of the bathroom, saw that the Uchiha had left, and screeched

"Look here, you large blue fish-freak, I am not slow-witted!"

Ino realized her mistake when she felt the dangerous aura circulating from the large man. She watched as his hand grabbed his sword. Ino closed her eyes and waited for the deathblow, that never came. She opened her eyes and saw Kisame's smirking face.

"Gotcha! So, you and Itachi are a couple, huh? That's what he says, at least."

Ino screamed in frustration as she stomped back into the bathroom and slammed the door.

"THIS IS JUST PERFECT!"

Kisame laughed,

"What an interesting little girl! She'll be an amusing plaything for me."

Uchiha Itachi laughed from the hallway, "At least someone is getting along." He said sarcastically as he walked down the hallway to disappear around a dark corner.

Does anyone else think my fic is oddly spaced? I'm not quite sure how to fix that, so oh well. I accidentally posted this before I'd edited it, so a second after I posted it I deleted it, in case anyone becomes confused. I had my first request for lemon, anyone agree? I will admit, a little bit of citrus makes for an entertaining read : ) Again: no flames. Reviews make me happy: ) Thanks for the reviews I have gotten thus far! I Am Not Your Possessionnot serious writing.