Chapter Five

Paige?

W-w-w-what the hell! Paige felt her eyes quite literally bugging out of her head. Well if Paige had her own eyes, in her own forehead, than her eyes would be bugging out.

How did this happen? How did I turn into a monkey?Paige suddenly slapped her hands … sorry paws against her fury head. Sorry chipaminze. Sheesh, I'm a chipaminze and I'm beating myself up for the slip of the tongue. Paige rolled her eyes.

Ok, either I'm dreaming, or I shape changed. But how the hell can I shape change if I didn't consciously thought about it? Paige padded away from the mirror which was next to the door, which happened to be open.

There is NO way I would turn myself into a mon … chipaminze. So it has to be a demon, warlock or my sisters. Paige frowned.

Evil. Paige carefully sat down behind the copy machine against the wall.

Ok so if the demons and warlocks are behind this, than the power of three will fix it. Then I'll vanquish their sorry butts for what they did to me. Paige glared at the white but very dirty copy machine in front of her.

Why would the demons and warlocks go to the trouble to shape change me into a chipaminze? Yea, I look cute … ok, down right adorable. But this doesn't match a demon or warlock MOA. Paige shook her head and felt the fur tingle with the air she had created.

No demon or warlock would do this. Hey would just zap in and try to kill me and be vanquished. Paige's eyes squinted as steel over came her mind.

Piper and Phoebe did this to me! This is their handy work. God, they would do anything to keep from leaving their stupid preciouspower of three. Even turning me into a monkey. Paige slapped herself once again. Chipaminze, sheesh.

Well it won't work. I'm still leaving. Perhaps I'll join Sam and help him with his charges. Paige got to her feet and padded around the copy machine.

Paige grabbed the papers that she needed to study up the cases from the copy machine receiving tray and padded from the copy room.

Paige stopped short as she saw her co – workers at thigh level. Awww … crap; I'm a chipaminze not a twenty – six year old woman. Paige quickly looked left and right to see if anyone was looking …. Well ok staring at her. To her relief no one was.

Paige quickly backed up towards the copy room; keeping her eyes scanning the room.

Paige quickly dropped the papers on the ground and rushed to stand behind the copy machine and quickly orbed.

What Paige didn't know was that Sam Crowen had seen her. Not her orbing, but he saw a chipaminze with a stack of papers in its arms come out of the copy room. The copy room that only Paige Matthews was in.

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"Paige is home." Phoebe said with a tense smile, as she watched the blue and white lights sparkle. "Now we can get to the bottom of all this."

Piper nodded and shakily wiped her tears from her eyes. She gently moved Wyatt over, so her son could sit on the couch himself. She stood to her feet as the blue and white lights started forming.

Instead of their baby ½ sister standing in front of them, with arms crossed and an angry look on her face. There was a monkey standing with its arms crossed and an angry look on its face.

"Paige?" Piper and Phoebe stared wide eyed at their baby ½ sister.

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END CHAPTER FIVE

Author's Note: Blah, blah, blah, blah you know the drill by now.