Harry Potter and the lies of people Chapter 2 (A.K.A. Summer 2009)
The secrets of Hogwarts
after harry and Hermione just found out they were brother and sister, after they got married they went
to see professor Dumbledore junior. Professor Dumbledore senior retired after all of the commotion at
Hogwarts, then died shortly after by lord voldemort, I mean, you know who, so his son is headmaster
now. "professor?" Hermione asked as they entered his office. Noone was there. Harry and Hermione
walked further into his office. The door slammed, knocking over the bookshelf next to the wall."Look!,"
Harry said pointing to an opening in the bookshelf behind the books. "lets see where it leads!" Hermione
said. They passed down the corridor and admired the pictures of past headmasters of Hogwarts. "can
you believe it? A 200 hundred foot wall and all that's on there is professor Dumbledore senior on a 3 by
4 foot poster!" Hermione exclaimed. At the end of the hallway, lied a door with steam escaping from the
edges. harry and Hermione walked in to find Dumbledore Junior and Professor McGonagall in the hot
tub naked and doing IT. Hermione ran off and harry stood there in shock and astonishment. Finally,
Harry left and stopped when he and Hermione were back in the office. "That kind of turns me on, don't
you think?" Harry asked, hoping for a good answer. "Harry, I have to tell you something. Remember
when before we went home and talked to your father and we were at the hotel and we did IT?" "Yeah,
how can I forget?" harry replied with a weird grin on his face. "well Harry, I'm pregnant." Harry's eyes
popped out of his head. (Not literally) Then McGonagall and Dumbledore Junior came out, drunk and
laughing. "I thought your father was good, but you were gr… Ms. Granger! Mr. Potter! What are you
doing here?" McGonagall asked. Hermione's eyes popped out of her head. (not literally) "you mean to
say you did IT with Professor Dumbledore AND his son?" she asked "He's not just Professor
Dumbledore's son, but mine too!" McGonagall said. "Yeah, and she's pregnant with her second child!"
Dumbledore said with excitement. "You guys are a bunch of redneck w----bags!" Harry said. Then
Hermione added, "You mean we are both pregnant?!?"