2/24/2008
A/N:
To my dear, dear readers and my not-so dear readers,
As I have (slowly) gained reviews on the second chapter, I realize that I have caused bountiful confusion and some discrepancy. The first chapter was written 1-2 years ago, and was my very first posted item on When one glances at my meagre profile, I have no doubt this makes little impression, but I am a reader rather than a writer at heart.
I was perusing my profile awhile ago, deleting all the shit on there when I stumbled across this. My very first and very annoying plot bunny (that haunts me still) of Artemis Fowl smiling a Mona Lisa smile. Needless to say, chapter one is shit, so I decided to write a new version of it for as a whole and myself to continue to compare and contrast how I have improved over a period of time.
Now for a (very) short and (ridiculously) condensed FAQ(or comments):
Q: I don't get the plot!
A: There isn't meant to be one. It is all practice and plot bunnies.
Q: Update soon!
A: The whole spirit of this is to update rarely, so no.
Q: Chapter one sucks!
A: Yes, I know
Yes, yes. I am amazing!
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Well maybe not, but I'm sorry for any inconvenience.