Chapter 3
Friday 28th August
8:00am
Woke up at the crack of dawn because I must decide what to pack.
10:00am
Ok, I know I'm only going for a week but I have still managed to pack 3 suitcases. 1 does not close. Maybe I should get Angus to sit on it.
2 mins later
or Dad he has developed a bit of a belly lately, and he still has that badger hibernating on his chin. I must remind him to shave it off.
10:30am
Radio Jas is currently experiencing some technical difficulties. I said to her,
"Jas, if you don't stop moaning about leaving Tom, I will have to give you a doffing up."
Still she carried on until I was forced to shove a jammy Dodger down her throat. That shut her up.
Saturday 29th August
9:00am
The ace gang (minus Rosie, plus Sven) are gathered in the ferry port. It's August, it's not supposed to be cold.
2 mins later
We are huddled together like penguins because of the cold weather.
9:15am
Bum, bum and double bum. We just heard that the ferry will be late. Sven has gone off to get us some hot drinks.
5 mins later
I see o giant one returning from his quest of the hot beverage. He has returned with ………………… a sandwich, a pastry and some fruit, but no hot drinks.
1 min later
Unbelievable
10:15am
The ferry has finally arrived. We are comfortably on the top deck swaying with our hot chocolates.
10:30am
Oh dear God almighty, Sven has found the arcade.
5 mins later
Sven has officially wasted a record amount of money on a toy crane. All he has won is a stuffed toy version of a peanut. Which makes it a stuffed peanut. Hahahahahahahahahaha.
11:00am
Eurgh! First Mabs turned green, then she started shaking and then she threw up on one of the lucky passing passengers.
2 mins later
Why didn't she tell anyone she got seasick before?
11:15am
We have finally arrived in Gay Pari!