this came to me in a flash of caffeine induced brilliance. i was doing my homework at like 12am, when for no apparent reason, it hit me. zuko is always described as getting physically warmer when he gets turned on. so my mind followed this thought to it's logical conclusion. the result is displayed below. XD
rating: T
warnings: semi-graphic make-out
style: humor
This, Zuko decided, was the dumbest thing to ever happen to him. Ever. And in his sixteen years, a lot of dumb things had happened to him. That time when he had tried to 'save' Mai and ended up knocking them both into the fountain. The time he had fallen on his ass in front of his grandfather. The toad. But this one took the cake. This was the straw that broke the Llama-camel's back. This was the dumb queen mother of all dumb things. And it had all started out so marvelously too.
He had met up with Katara in one of the empty rooms of the temple and they had had one of their heart to heart's. She really was fabulous to talk to, so understanding and kind and passionate. Of course he had wanted to kiss her, it was only natural. She was beautiful, they were sitting close together, bearing their souls, and so a quick kiss on the cheek seemed warranted. How was he to have known that she would respond in such a positive way? When she pressed her lips to his and sucked on his bottom lip like that of course he had gone along with it. He was, after all, a teenage boy. He could not be expected to exercise much restraint in these areas. Especially not when the person he was exploring those areas with was not only gorgeous, but very good at kissing. So he thought that it was only natural for him to have put one hand behind her neck and support her head while the other went behind the small of her back, pulling her closer. And when he had licked her lips and she parted them, of course he had slipped his tongue into her mouth and lowered her down so that she was laying on the floor and he was half on top of her; it had seemed like the right thing to do. When she had pushed her hands up his shirt and began trailing her fingernails lightly down his sides how could he not be expected to loose it a little? It was only natural. And who could blame him when he had moved from her mouth to her jaw to her neck and began to suck and nip at the flesh he found there. And who could blame him for not noticing that her smooth, taught skin was growing cooler by the second? He was a little preoccupied. And when she had started moaning his name like that who could blame him for picking up the pace a little and actually licking the mocha skin of her neck.
He had at least learned a lot today, Zuko decided. First, it was never a good idea to forget that benders tend to loose control when they get excited. Second, you should really practice bending with all parts of your body so that you are never caught in ridiculous situations having to learn how to Fire Bend with a random appendage at an inconvenient time. And, third, it is very hard to concentrate on anything when your tongue is frozen to the neck of a Water Bender and that Water Bender happens to be laughing so much that she can't focus long enough to un-freeze you and you suddenly realize that you don't know how to Fire Bend with your tongue and that you are in a very silly predicament.
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