So, at first: This chapter is dedicated to Ferdinand Larice, for well, being who you are, giving us the inspiration of a real manwhore ;)
And of course my wonderful co-writer wu!!!
People, this fic is just satire! Don´t take it serious.
The idea came up when I watched the part when Violet talked about Bill and her dream about him. And well, I was listening to "I got a crush on Obama" which now explains the title
I do still NOT own anything! I´m still 15, only for 11 days!! YAY. I do NOT own Private Practice, as a matter of fact I do NOT own anything except my DVDs, books, my sarcasm and a sparkling personality. So, please don´t sue me, for both of our sake, you´ll only be broke after ;)
And now something that is pretty important to me, so, I´d appreciate if you´d read:
Cancer is an often discussed topic. Especially breast cancer, and as a girl, I just want to say that just discussing it doesn´t help. So please, get checked regularly before it is too late!
Enjoy the fic and please read and review!!
I Got A Crush On Billy
„Are you freaking kidding me?!" Hillary furiously said and shot her husband who sat right next her a look. He glared back, just as mad as she was
„Okay, let´s just calm down" Violet interrupted the couple „you have issues we need to work on and yelling doesn´t help. So, take a deep breath and calm down"
„Why should I calm down?!" Bill looked at his with and spoke through gridded teeth „You´re the one to blame! You slept with Ferdinand!" Ferdinand Larice was Hillary´s secretary and she had an affair with him for a while and now she wanted the divorce. Look at the irony was all Violet could actually think about all that.
Hillary let out a laugh „Ahh, you´re the one to talk! Mister President who had an affair with his slut of secretary! And what Ferdie and I have is different!"
„What the hell are you talking about?! I made a mistake! One mistake!"
And again she had to fight a laugh „Yeah, and what was about Caroline" she held up one finger „Angela" second finger „Patricia" the third finger where her rings sparkled „and what was that French girl´s name again? Jacqueline? "She frowned at her husband
„Janine" he mumbled his response and the self-satisfied grin on her face grew bigger
„So, anyway" Hillary turned to Violet „I think we´re through with therapy and trying, thanks a lot for your help Dr Turner" Hillary gave the shocked therapist a polite smile and left
Violet then turned to Bill, who ran his fingers through his grey hair and gosh he looked so sexy when he did that. Violet bit her lip Oh my god, you can´t fall for a patient! Why can´t I? said a small voice in her head that became louder and louder every time she saw him Because it´s wrong! But how can it be wrong? He just looks so good… Oh god, I´m staring at him… Focus Violet! She got herself back into reality
"Bill, I know that must be hard for you" she said in her comforting shrink voice
"Well, it´s not like I didn´t see it coming and I am also to blame. But why the divorce now?" he looked devastated and he knew she could not answer this question, so he continued "Anyway Dr Turner, I was wondering if you would mind if I´d invite you to dinner some time? To thank you for all the work you´ve with Hill and me"
"No, of course I don´t mind" she said with a wide smile on the shimmering lips. She put on some gloss before the session and yes, she knew that it was totally pathetic.
"Good, are you free on Saturday?"
"Uhm, that´s tomorrow…" Violet was going through her timer in her head "sounds perfect" she said after a while
"Great, I´ll pick you up at eight" he said with a charming smile as he got up
"I´ll see you then" she smiled back and when he had left she sighed relieved and let herself fall back in her chair to just be happy for a while and get lost in her thoughts.
XXX
In her coffee break, Violet headed towards the doctors lounge to get some food.
When she walked in she saw Cooper, her best friend, leaning against the counter.
"How did it go with your crush?" he asked teasingly
"Shut up! And he is not my crush!" she shot him a look when she walked over to the fridge and opened it, with the intention of getting a yoghurt
"Yah, so, you never wished he´d ask you out? And you never told him how sexy he looks when he does that hair thing?" Cooper smiled, obviously satisfied with himself
"So what? You date weird women from the internet who steal from you! And your totally ruining my date tomorrow with –" her eyes widened. Did I just let it slip? Oh god, no!
"Your date" Cooper had to control himself not to burst into laughter "How cute" he said laughing, not able to hold it back any longer
"What´s going on?" Addison asked when she and Pete entered the room
It took Cooper a while to stop laughing and get out his answer "Violet has a crush on Mr President and is going out with him tomorrow" he immediately went back to laughing at his friend
"You what?" Addison asked, also with a smile of disbelieve on the lips
"You didn´t even vote for him" Pete said and walked next to Addison
"That´s what I´m saying!" Cooper gasped between laughs
"HEY! You all told me to start dating again! To get out there! I am and now you´re mocking me!" Violet said turning to her smiling friends
"Yeah, you´re right, sorry Vi" they all said and made their way outside, turning their backs to Violet so she wouldn´t see them grinning
"Violet and Bill, sittin on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G" Addison said in a childish tone when she walked outside and they all burst into laughter again