A/N: Seriously, you have to listen to Shaggy's "Mr. Bombastic" when you read the scene with Bill stepping out of the water!!!!!! xD and omg about the Tiger comment, that's from Moulin Rouge! I did NOT make this up! Even I am NOT that dirty-minded!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, though I'm 16 now

THIS IS NOT SERIOUS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE HOTS FOR BILL CLINTON (sorry if you read that Bill :P)

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Mr. Bombastic

Mr. Bombastic
What you want is some Bombastic romantic fantastic lover
Shaggy
Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover
She call me Mr. Bombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back
she say I'm Mr. Ro...mantic
She call me Mr. Bombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back she say
I'm ro... Smooth just like silk
Soft and coddle hug me up like a quit
I'm a lyrical lover no take me for no filth
With my sexual physique Jah know me well built
Oh me oh my well well can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell
Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell
With your cuscus perfume I love your sweet smell
You are the only young girl that can ring my bell
And I can take rejection so you tell me go to hell

Violet was nervous, she was pacing. After all, she Violet Turner was having a date with Mr. President. And oh how hot he looked.

Her friends made fun of her, of course, she knew they would but she couldn't care less. She was having a date with the guy who's poster she kissed when she was younger. THE guy. She didn't know what to wear, she didn't know where they were going. And Violet felt like she was going to have a heart attack soon.

"Tell me why you're going out with him again." Addison leaned in the doorframe, looking at Naomi and then at Violet.

"Because! Could we now just drop it?"

"Sure, sure, but why are you drooling when you just look at him?" Naomi bit the insides of her cheeks and tried to look serious.

"Okay, that's it, OUT!" Violet ushered them out of her room, closing the door behind her friends.

"Oh god you could see Bill Clinton in trunks." Addison burst out in laughter and Naomi joined her.

"And why would that be?" Violet asked, she was annoyed with the childish behavior of her friends.

"Well, Ms. Smartpants, or should I say Mrs. I' –wanna-screw-the-president?" Naomi mocked and Violet could hear her and Addison laugh before Naomi continued "Anyway, there is a beach, there is sun and we're in LA, so, that's what Addison meant. Might wanna pack a bikini."

I'm Mr. Bombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
I'm Mr. Bombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says boomboomboom
I'm Mr. Bombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
I'm Mr. Bombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says boom
boom
boom
Gee wheeze baby please
Let me take you to an island of the sweet cool breeze
You don't fell like drive baby hand me the keys
And I'll take you to a place to set your mind at ease
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please
Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze
Well you a the bun and me a the cheese
And if me a the rice well you a the peas

Later at her date Violet and her Mr. Hero Guy walked down the beach, apperantly Addison had been right, she was going to see Bill Clinton, aka sexiest man alive, in trunks!!! Her heart started racing.

"So, you wanna go for a swim?"

Violet looked at the sexy man in front of her, she could have jumped him right there. "Sure." She said, her tone a little more husky than she had wanted it to be. Bill gave her a smile in return.

Just a little while later Bill stepped out of the water and Violet's jaw dropped.

He was wearing pink trunk that went perfectly with the grey strands in his hair. The water was dripping off his body, which was glistering in the sun.

Everything seemed to happen in a really slow pace, Bill threw Violet a sexy glare as he licked his already moist lips. To Violet it seemed like every woman on the beach was staring at her Mr. Bombastic. '

Ohhhh my god!!!! He looks so fine, like a real tiger roarrr'

Mr. President made his way over to her and the closer he came, the faster her heart started beating and the more she wanted to jump him and take him right there on the beach. She wanted to pounce him and show Billy that kitties indeed can scratch.

Give me your loving gal your loving well good
I want your loving gal give it like you should
Give me your loving gal your loving well good
I want your loving gal you remember the woo
Would like to kiss and caress
Rub down every strand of hair on my chest
I'm Bombastic rated as the best
The best you should get nothing more nothing less
Give me your digits jot down your address
I'll bet you confess when you put me to the test
That I'm

"Hey." Violet tried to hide her desires, which were pretty obvious due the husky tone her voice was showed.

"You don't wanna go in?"

Violet had to try really hard not to stare at his hot body, doing her best to focus on his eyes. His brown intoxicating eyes. "I-I-I'm sure." She finally breathed out, feeling as if she was thirteen all over again and trying to tell her gym teacher that he has a sweet tush, which Violet Turner never had had the guts to. "You look… hot." She admitted, blushing slightly, however at this point she couldn't care less, because Mr. Bombastic was kissing her heatedly.

Gal your admiration if a tick me from the start
With your physical attraction gal you know to feel the spark
A man of few word naw go tell you no sweet talk
Naw go labalaba and a chat pure phart
I'll get straight to the point like a arrow or a dart
Come lay down in my jacuzzi and get some bubble bath
Only sound you will here is the beating of my heart
And we will mmmmmm (kiss) and have some sweet pillow talk
I'm

I'm Mr. Bombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
I'm Mr. Bombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says boom
boom
boom
I'm Mr. Bombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
I'm Mr. Bombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says boom
boom
boom

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Song by Shaggy.

So, did anyone like it?!
Does ANYONE want me to continue???

GIMME