Hey guys! Thanks for the reviews! I've got the Host Club with me today to discuss some stuff that we've read!

Twins: Hey everyone!

Honey: Oh! Look Takashi! A microphone!

Mori: Mm.

Kyouya: PandaShark-san this interview is costing you $800 dollars a minute.

Me: Oo...I don't even get paid that a year...

Haruhi: Hm? Oh! Hello.

Tamaki: Hello, lovely princesses, I am Tamaki Suou, at your service.

Me:Ok! I called youn all here today to tell you that some of our readers are rooting for you in the tournament!

Tamaki: Yes! Please, Panda-kun, tell me the incredibly long list of my fans!

Me: Uh...Tamaki-senpai...you have none.

Tamaki: OO NOOOOOOO!!!! goes in his depression corner

Me: Uh, don't worry, Tamaki-senpai, I'm sure there's someone out there.

Tamaki: Yes! You're absolutely right! No need to be shy ladies!

Me:...yeah. Well Kyouya, it seems you have the most reviews about you!

Kyouya: Thank you, I'll do my best. smiles

Me: I think five girls just fainted in the other room. Any who! Hikaru and Koaru, you have a fan too!

Twins: Sweet! Thanks! winks

Me: Ok, would you guys stop making my co-workers (friends) faint!

All: Sorry.

Me: If you want to ask any of these fine gentleman and lady a question just post your question in the review! Now! On with the story!

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"Eh? Where is everybody?" asked a certain red-head named Ritsu Kasanoda.

"Casanova-kun! I'm sorry but you're a bit late. Everyone's already competeing," said Renge putting a new cold cloth on Haruhi's head.

"Who's that?" asked Ritsu not seeing the person's face or body because of the cloth and blanket.

"Haruhi-kun, he's sick with a cold."

"HARUHI!?"

"Yes! Everyone in the Host Club is competeing to see which one takes away his cold! The loser that is," she said smiling her otaku smile. (A/N: Don't deny it! We anime fans have had this smile at least once!)

"Haruhi? Cold? Competeing!?" asked Ritsu in a state of unbelief.

"Yes! Isn't it wonderful? It shows the brotherly love of all the Host Club members. How they would sacrafice so much for their friend!" she squeeled with a huge blinding backround.

"There's no need! I'll take away her, I mean, his cold!" Ritsu said as he took Haruhi's hand.

Renge stared at the two. Her MOE meter was rising very high, until she exclaimed, "Could this be love sprouting between these two!"

"What!?" asked Ritsu, who was getting redder by the second.

"Well, sorry but you can't," she said as she clicked a button and a huge, red boxing glove came out of no where and unched in the face. Ritsu flew across the room and met his face with a wall.

"What was that for!?" he yelled.

"If you want to take away Haruhi's cold, you've got to compete," she said with an evil grin.

After a minute or so Ritsu spoke again, "Can't we just get the nurse? I'm sure she'll know what to do."

"FOOL!"

KABLAM! Yet another boxing glove came out of no where and hit him.

"Where do these things come from!?"

"You idiot! If we get the nurse then what's the point of the tournament!?"

"Tch. Fine. I'm gonna compete," he said standing up.

"Well, alright. Seeing as you're at a disadvantage you don't need a partner. Here's where you need to go," she said as she gave him a map.

"Yosh, here I go!" he said as he ran off on the course.

Renge then sat at a table next to the window.

"Ah! How did those two get down there so fast!?"

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Down in the courtyard was Honey and Mori.

"Which way Takashi?" asked Honey breathing a bit hard.

"Go this way," Mori said as he pointed to the left. They sped off in the direction of the maze.

They ran and ran until Honey realized something was wrong.

"USAGI-CHAN! WHERE'S USAGI-CHAN!?"

"Heh heh heh," chuckled a mysterious voice from a tree.

"No, it can't be!" exclaimed Honey-senpai.

"It's..."

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The twins took a quick short cut that was sure to get them to the courtyard faster. The only flaw was that it was under construction.

"C'mon Koaru! We just need to get to those stairs and we'll make it!"

Suddenly the floor boards beneath them broke and Koaru fell through. Koaru dangled by the foot that was tied to Hikaru's.

"KOARU!"

"Hikaru! Pull me up quick! My foot's slipping!"

Hikaru reached for his brother, "Just hang on!"

Koaru looked up, "Oh that's some real good advice! Hang on to what!?"

Hikaru grabbed Koaru's hand and pulled him up to safety. He held his brother and was shaking.

"Hikaru?"

"I was so afraid I was going lose you," he said still shaking.

"Hikaru..."

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"Yes! This is gold!" said Renge with a video camera, apparently recording the classic moment. She then heard a small beeping noise. She went over to Haruhi and took the electronic thermomiter ad looked at the temperature.

"101.4! Oh! You guys better hurry or I really will have to call the nurse," said Renge.

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Tamaki and Kyouya were running down the hallway as fast as they could. They then reached a two way intersection in the halls.

"Kyouya, which way?" asked Tamaki.

"Take a right," said Kyouya as they ran down the right hallway. After a few seconds of running Tamaki fell flat on his face, bringing down Kyouya with him.

"Tamaki! What is wrong with you?" asked an irritated Kyouya.

"I tripped on something!" said Tamaki taking a look at what it was.

"GYAA!" screamed Tamaki flinging his arms in the air. Kyouya saw what it was.

It was Umehito Nekozawa's cat puppet, Beelzenef.

"Oh crap," said Kyouya as a shadowy figure emerged out of the shadows.

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Yukina, the hall moniter, was still standing at her post.

"Tch. Some hall moniter I am. The next person that comes along, I don't care who he or she is, they're not getting by me!" she said with a clenched fist.

"GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

"Huh?"

She looked up to see Ritsu Kasanoda, the scariest looking boy at Ouran, running as fast as he could, straight at her.

"MOVE!"

"WAAAAHHH!" she screamed as she jumped out of the way.

Ritsu was soon gone as Yukina got up.

"Aw, dangit!"

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That's it for Chapter 3! Stay tuned for Chapter 4: The Battle!

Honey: Wow, Panda-chan! This chapter was awesome!

Me: Oh, not really :P

See ya guys soon!

-PandaShark