Suing the Unsueables
Chapter Two: The Mandatory Class of Potter's Complaining
Or
Having It Up To Here
A/N: Here's chapter two. Hope you like!
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Harry Potter drifted calmly into the Gryffindor common room.
"Hello people! Head boy here, listen up!"
Everyone reluctantly stopped what they were doing and turned to Harry.
"I have a new class, only for seventh years, that is mandatory! I repeat, man-da-tory. So I will see you all tomorrow at nine."
Everyone groaned and Harry drifted up the stairs to his own dorm.
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The following day at nine…
Harry drifted through the black-board like Binns did at the beginning of every lesson.
"Hello class. Welcome to my class of my complaints."
Everyone let out a loud groan.
"That's it! I've had it up to here! Detention for everyone! For a month! No, two! No! For the rest of the year!
Everyone let out another, longer groan.
"That's it! I'm taking away the house points from every house!"
"WHAT?!" Everyone said at the same time. I wonder how they did that. Maybe they have special synchronizing lessons…
Harry smirked at them. "Complaint one. The students here are very annoying. Complaint two. The teachers here aren't as good as me. Complaint three… And so it continued up to complaint five hundred and sixty five. And a half. When the bell rang everyone ran out. Surprisingly, after that class they were all very eager to get to potions.
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Harry decided to go to potions class to stir up some trouble.
Another surprise.
Harry drifted in after the class and smiled at Snape.
Snape glared at the Gryffindors who were chatting.
"Five points from Gryffindor!"
At that, everyone burst into laughter.
Snape scowled at them all. "What! Why are you laughing?"
"Because none of the houses have any points left at all."
Snape looked livid. "What? Why?"
"I took all the house points from every house away." Harry explained.
"What? How did you do that?"
"I'm a teacher."
Snape laughed. "Of what?"
"The mandatory class of Potter's complaining."
Snape looked surprised. "What? Really?"
"Yup!"
The rest of the class was really boring in comparison.
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The teachers were discussing the school's predicament
"We have to do something about Potter. He's ruining the school!"
"We have no choice. We have to let him sue us."
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The case was very fast. And brutal.
Harry won. Since Hogwarts didn't have twenty million galleons, Harry got the school.
He now owns Hogwarts.
Owns Hogwarts.
He is the Headmaster of Hogwarts.
It's just too weird.
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A/N: I'm so sorry for the short chapter, but I couldn't think of anything else to write. I hate to say it, but I think the next chapter will be the end. I think that I might make the whole story one huge one-shot. Maybe. Anyway, hope you liked, despite the shortness.