The Uber Heroes: The mighty superheroes we love and fear.
The Beginning
A bus ride like any other: hot, loud, and chaotic. Our story begins with Rocky, Grasshopper, and Valdivia. As everyone knows, band kids do not handle boredom well; and so began a seemingly normal discussion-
Rocky- "So, Grasshopper, how's the opium?" (Note: None of our band members are actually on drugs. Opium's the nickname of one of the trumpet players that Grasshopper had a crush on)
Grasshopper- "STFU!"
Valdivia- "Yeah, how's that going? Still addicted???"
Grasshopper- "Again, STFU!"
Rocky- "Are your blowing practices going well?"
Grasshopper- "I'll kill you, I'll rip out your spleen and feed it to Valdivia. I WILL! –glare-
Valdivia- "Whoa! There's an evil side to Grasshopper!"
Grasshopper- "Of course not, I'm much too pure…"
Rocky- "Of course there is, it was just hidden all the time! I mean look at her, I can totally imagine her ruling the world!
Grasshopper- "OH yes, but I'm better with torture,; I don't have the patience to form a plan.
Valdivia- "Hey! I'm evil too…we should make a-"
Rocky- "The Uber Heroes!"
Grasshopper- "Heroes? Wtf. I'm gonna kill people and I don't do stretchy pants!"
Valdivia- "No, see, it throws people off, we'll be evil!"
Rocky- "YES! What's our first mission?"
Grasshopper- "KILL THE FOOTBALL TEAM! For taking the spotlight away from the band!"
Valdivia- "Yes-goes into elaborate plan on how to complete the mission-"
Rocky- "Okay, now we need minions, powers, names, a theme song…."
And so the Uber Heroes were formed…
-Later at practice-
Rocky- There should be more than just the three of us; we need someone truly evil, someone who enjoys pain, someone who…"
Rocky, Valdivia, and Grasshopper- "BINKY!"
The completion of the Uber Heroes, the superheroes of the Mighty Falcon Band. We fill up water before practices, we help the Pit and drumline carry stuff around, we torment freshmen...The band couldn't live without us. :D
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