I recently heard the "Llama Song" on Youtube and thought it was hilarious. So, I decided to make up a band version of it. This song is exactly set to the original song , so if you haven't heard, it would benefit you to listen to it first. :D
--Note: I have nothing but love for the upper brass. This song is meant to offend no one, and I apologize if it does. It's merely a result of boreom, and nothing else. With that said, enjoy!
Here's the trumpets
There's the trumpets
Oh, everywhere you see them trumpets
Loud-ish Trumpets
Shiny trumpets
Trumpets, trumpets
Drop.
Trumpets, trumpets
Too loud trumpets
Silly
And
Obnoxious trumpets
Trumpets, trumpets
Un-tuned trumpets
Trumpets, trumpets
Drop
The woodwinds sound pretty
The brass sound like real men
But in personality
The trumpets win again
Crazy, lazy bit of both
Funny in a way
But love them or hate them
They're ours and here to stay
Have you ever seen a trumpet?
Hugged a trumpet
Hurt a trumpet
Trumpets, trumpets
Sharp/flat trumpets
Trumpets, trumpets
Drop
Muted trumpets
Blasting trumpets
Special trumpets
Brassy
Trumpets
If there's trumpets on a bus
Be safe and wear ear plugs
I conclude my song now
And my trumpet tale
Yes, it's almost mostly true
A bit off here and there
But hey, that what songs are
It's trying to make things rhyme
And so now that I have none left
I think I'll say good bye!
:D