'Not it, not it, not it, not it, Save that for later, not it' I was looking for the reality that We (and by that I mean my friend CV and I) Broke. When I realized that since part of this was his fault I tried to network our Mindscapes together, it succeeded but I ended up seeing him in the mushroom kingdom.

"Yo, CV Why the heck are you in the Mushroom Kingdom" I asked

"Because I like 'Shrooms" He said in the monitor

"Get in here" I said, Annoyed

So He teleported into my mindscape

"Do you realize what your stupid Question did when I tried to write it?" I asked

"No" CV Said

"It broke Reality!"

"Just like all the Fan fictions" CV Deadpanned

"This one is different"

"What because of the fact that were being written in and we're goin to get twice as many flames for this piece of garbage"

"Piece of garbage it may be, I need to fix this or my imagination will start going wild."

"Well if you're writing this ..."

"Good point, but I need to fix this; I owe that much to Naruto, Man I hope he's doing all right"

Meanwhile In the broken Konoha

A now Female Naruto was screaming

"Th...They're Huge, Sculpted, and Sticking out." Naruto said Lamenting on her new Features.

"Gotta Find Sakura and Sasuke"

Back At the Authors

"And who knows the Horrors that might have befallen Sasuke and Sakura"

Broken Konoha

When Sasuke woke up, the First thing he noticed is that his hair was black, that wasn't unusual; what was unusual is that his hair was longer. He also noticed that his arms and hands were more delicate. 'He' started to freak out, when he went to a pond that was beside him. The reflection was that exactly of Sakura except for the hair and that the color scheme was blue, not red. He-Now she – was about to freak out

"I'm... I'm... Sa... Ku...RaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" She screamed.

"Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, This is just wrong. I feel Like I need to brink a whole bottle of Bleach. Maybe that's how her hair became Pink..." Her monologue was interrupted by her former body Waking up and going through the same sequence with happier results.

Sakura let out a girly sequel that sounded unnatural in his current form "I'm in Sasuke-Kun's body; this is the best day of my life"

"This is so wrong on so many levels" Sasuke Said

Naruto finally made it

"Finally Guys something... totally... Weird...is... happening" Naruto said as she took in the sight of a black haired Sakura scrubbing herself so hard that her skin was about to bleed and a Pink haired Sasuke Enjoying life a little too much

"Let me guess you guys switched bodies." Naruto said plainly

"Look, whoever you are. Please go away I have...Very important things to do now "

"EW, don't you even dare try taking my body for a test drive. Man this is going to scar me for life, who are you any way" Sasuke said

"I'm Naruto" She said, She was now female (If ya didn't gather that much I feel sorry for you) her hair was long and was tied into a pony tail. She wore a Jacket that was similar to the one Naruto wears in shippuden except this one was longer and was styled into a skirt with Spandex underneath.

"This entire situation has gotten Weirder"

To be continued ...