"Well this is new ... What happened to your gourd" I asked
"Some of it is somewhere down under...in my pants, and the other part of it is in a Bath house." CV started ... but a yell came
"Itachi!" it said
"Sasuke" I said surprisingly Out of pure instinct 'what the... That didn't sound any thing like Sasuke but the figure I'm staring at, I feel that the chakra signature is Sasuke's but yet it's different in some way ... It's like he ...is ... a ... Girl'
While I was doing my little inner monologue seeing as my current form was in auto pilot. Sasuke was charging right at me with a Chidori, I dodged automatically. I grabbed her arm and threw her against a tree.
"Sasuke you still lack hatred ... And for some reason your family jewels." I said "Should I be calling you my sister?"
"Shut up"
That OOC moment allowed me to regain control of my body. At this point I really didn't care anyway but the idea of a female Sasuke intrigues me. So I just continued my fun.
"So Sister I guess you need to train harder to even have a chance to defeat" I said
I continued to mess with the little sister I've never had.
"Funny I don't even remember having a little sister named Sasuke, a brother, yes, but never a sister"
Sasuke was on the verge of crying. I, On the other hand was having the time of my life.
"Well I thought there was hope for the Uchiha Clan in you but I can see I've Made poor judgment" I said while taking out my Kunai which I apparently had but then Sasuke kicked me hard in the stomach and Ran away screaming "your so hurtful brother!"
I was laughing my head off. CV on the other hand was still using that Sand-Eye Technique to Peep in the bath house and using the sand to do things that are really best left to the imagination.
"Yeah you go Tenten... Oh My god It's Neji."
To be continued...