The weakness of the Lioness.

Chapter 2: planning.

"Luna it's Ginny operation HGGOMIBN is good to go." Ginny said talking to one of her closest friends down the phone.

"operation what?" questioned the blond.

"operation HGGOMIBN"

"Which stands for…?"

"Hermione Granger; get over my idiotic brother NOW!" Ginny yelled vigorously Luna laughed in response.

"Good name. Why not just plan blind date?" she suggested.

"Where's the fun in that?"

"suppose so."
"Anyway who've you got for her?"

"Seamus Finnegan. He's one of D's best mates, it wasn't difficult persuading him anyway and apparently he liked her during Hogwarts."

"Really? I went out with him at Hogwarts. He was actually a good kisser."

"Erm…I'll take you word for that one."

"You should its true."

"Ha, so who've you got?" Luna asked, Ginny paused for effect before answering.

"Lee Jordon."

"Lee Jordon? As in THE Lee Jordon?!"

"Yup!"

"The poet, actor, commentator, singer and author and the most intelligent yet THE hottest and one of the funniest guys in the wizarding world Lee Jordon?"

"I KNOW!"

"DEAR MERLIN I WISH I WAS SINGLE!" from somewhere in the background Ginny swore she heard a cry of a disgruntled husband yelling 'I heard that!'

"I WISH I WAS HERMIONE RIGHT NOW I MEAN LEE FRIKIN JORDON!"

"How did you get him to agree?"

"Well, let's just say I have friends in all the right places."

"Not to mention he's you older brothers best mate and also a workmate of yours."

"Well, that too."

"You have no idea how jealous I am right now."

"Ha, well he's also a single parent and I though he would get on well with Hermione. Plus she always fancied him."

"What's his Son's name?"

"Fred."

"Aww he is so sweet naming him after one of his best friends."

"Yeah, I think George was really touched."

"Yeah I would be to."

"Speaking of kids, how are the boys doing?"

"Oh well Max is doing fine. He's growing up so quickly, it won't be long before he's taller than me now."

"Yes I've heard a lot about him from Lily."

"Really now?"

"Indeed"

"Oh well it's strange she's rarely mentioned…"

"What?"

"Every 2 minutes…"

"Ha, oh Luna they're so sweet together."

"I know, it's like Al when you see him with, oh no I shouldn't say!"

"Go on Luna you've practically told me now!"

"Christina Chang."

"Christina Chang… as in Cho's daughter?"

"The one and only."

"Wow, Harry will be pleased."

"Why's that?"

"Oh nothing just James winding him up, saying that Al was gay."

"James is a right miscreant that one."

"Well, there are more rumours that he's gay."

"What? Who with? Michael the notorious playboys of Hogwarts a gay couple? I think not."

"I know what you mean."

"Who else do you think we should invite?"

"Well, there's me, you, the Patel's"

"You can't call them that anymore!" Luna interrupted

"Well… whatever!" Ginny continued "Padma and Pavati, lavender, Hannah and Susan…oh should we invite Cho?"

"Oh yes defiantly, and get her to bring Christina then Al can show her round muggle London!"

"That's brilliant,"

"I know, this is weird but can I invite Millicent and Pansy, they live near me and well, we're friends they're not bad when you get to know them."

"Sure I don't see why not. Though I draw the line at Draco Malfoy."

"HAHA yeah like I would ever do that to you."

"Well, we'll see, I've got to go, much to do…only so much time to tell Dobby to do it."

"oh how is that elf?"

"He's fine, fancy twinky being pregnant with dobby's baby. Funny how life is isn't it?"

"yeah I suppose it is"

"anyway, must dash see you at 1, bring booze and Make-up."

"of course see you Ginny."

"you too"

AN: sorry I took so long to update! I have loads of work and exams so fan fictions must come second (on third dependant on how you count them) any who, what do you think? Good? Bad? Ugly? Tell me y'all…I promise I'll never say that again.

Also any questions just ask, I'll answer.

And B.T.W I'm going to try and update ALL my fan fictions quicker. (Though reviews help)

Becky XxX

And remember have fun

And catch the snitch; he truly DOES deserve pain…