"DAMN IT! FUCKING KURIBOH, GET THE HELL OUT!"

Reneey kicked the shadow creature Kuriboh out of the little room, which caused the door to be slammed open. Reneey and Marik blinked at the scene, particularly at Lyn chasing Bakura around, using Marik's Millennium Rod, and shouting things like "IDGET!" "PEA-BRAIN!" and "JERKFACE!"

"Um.. what the hell?" Marik asked of no one in particular.

Ryou sighed and explained, "Bakura thought you two were having sex and Lyn got mad."

"MY DAD THINKS I'M A FUCKING SLUT!?" Reneey growled, and suddenly took out a dagger and joined Lyn in chasing her dad around. They ran up the upside-down stairs, inside doors, through the maze, around the gang -- and finally Mokuba decided to join in the chase, just because he was sugar high.

"Mokuba, get back here!" Seto ordered, then began chasing Mokuba, who was chasing Reneey for no apparent reason, who was chasing Bakura with Lyn because Bakura through Reneey was having sex.

Atem growled -- I mean this is his mind, and all those footsteps were giving him a headache! So he started to chase Kaiba to make them stop running around, who was chasing Mokuba to make sure he didn't get hurt, who was chasing Reneey for no apparent reason, who was chasing Bakura with Lyn because Bakura thought Reneey and Marik were having sex.

Yugi joined in the chase to make sure his yami didn't kill anyone, chasing Atem, who was chasing Kaiba to make them stop running, who was chasing Mokuba to make sure he didn't get hurt, who was chasing Reneey for no apparent reason, who was chasing Bakura with Lyn because Bakura thought Reneey and Marik were having sex.

Ryou started into the chase to make sure that Yugi did not get Bakura killed, who was chasing Atem to make sure he didn't kill anyone, who was chasing Kaiba to make them stop running, who was chasing Mokuba to make sure he didn't get hurt, who was chasing Reneey for no apparent reason, who was chasing Bakura with Lyn because Bakura thought Reneey and Marik were having sex.

Tristan started chasing around Ryou to get rid of the Millennium Ring once and for all (since its spirit was the one who started all of this), who was chasing Yugi to make sure he didn't get Bakura killed, who was chasing Atem to make sure he didn't kill anyone, who was chasing Kaiba to make them stop running, who was chasing Mokuba to make sure he didn't get hurt, who was chasing Reneey for no apparent reason, who was chasing Bakura with Lyn because Bakura thought Reneey and Marik were having sex.

Serenity went all wide-eyed and started chasing Tristan to make sure he didn't get killed, who was chasing Ryou to get rid of the Millennium Ring once and for all, who was chasing Yugi to make sure that he didn't get Bakura killed, who was chasing Atem to make sure he didn't kill anyone, who was chasing Kaiba to make them stop running, who was chasing Mokuba to make sure he didn't get hurt, who was chasing Reneey for no apparent reason, who was chasing Bakura with Lyn because Bakura thought Reneey and Marik were having sex.

Joey, who was overprotective of his sister, started chasing her to make sure she didn't get hurt, who was chasing Tristan to make sure he didn't get killed, who was chasing Ryou to get rid of the Millennium Necklace once and for all, who was chasing Yugi to make sure he didn't get Bakura killed, who was chasing Atem to make sure he didn't kill anyone, who was chasing Kaiba to make them all stop running, who was chasing Mokuba to make sure he didn't get hurt, who was chasing Reneey for no apparent reason, who was chasing Bakura with Lyn because Bakura thought Reneey and Marik were having sex.

Mai, who got angry that Joey was chasing someone other than her, proceeded to chase Joey, who was chasing Serenity because he was overprotective, who was chasing Tristan to make sure he didn't get killed, who was chasing Ryou to get rid of that evil Millennium Ring once and for all, who was chasing Yugi to make sure that he didn't get Bakura killed, who was chasing Atem to make sure he didn't kill anyone, who was chasing Kaiba to make them stop running, who was chasing Mokuba to make sure he didn't get hurt, who was chasing Reneey for no apparent reason, who was chasing Bakura with Lyn because Bakura thought Reneey and Marik were having sex.

Tea, who was annoyed that no one was listening to her friendship speeches, started chasing Mai, who was chasing Joey beacuse she was jealous, who was chasing Serenity because he was overprotective, who was chasing Tristan to make sure he didn't get killed, who was chasing Ryou to get rid of that evil Millennium Ring once and for all, who was chasing Yugi to make sure that he didn't get Bakura killed, who was chasing Atem to make sure he didn't kill anyone, who was chasing Kaiba to make them stop running, who was chasing Mokuba to make sure he didn't get hurt, who was chasing Reneey for no apparent reason, who was chasing Bakura with Lyn because Bakura thought Reneey and Marik were having sex.

Duke, who was staring at Mai's.. ahem.. ran when she started the chase, after Tea, who was annoyed because no one who was listening to her friendship speeches and was chasing Mai, who was chasing Joey beacuse she was jealous, who was chasing Serenity because he was overprotective, who was chasing Tristan to make sure he didn't get killed, who was chasing Ryou to get rid of that evil Millennium Ring once and for all, who was chasing Yugi to make sure that he didn't get Bakura killed, who was chasing Atem to make sure he didn't kill anyone, who was chasing Kaiba to make them stop running, who was chasing Mokuba to make sure he didn't get hurt, who was chasing Reneey for no apparent reason, who was chasing Bakura with Lyn because Bakura thought Reneey and Marik were having sex.

Finally all of the shadow creatures appeared with glares on their faces.

"THIS'S IT!" the Dark Magician yelled. "WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!"

And he pulled out his staff, flicked it, and created a portal that Bakura ran into and all the rest of the gang followed.

"There!" he sighed as they disappeared. "Now we can rest!"

Everyone fell out of the Millennium Puzzle in yet another pile, with many curses and insults and whatnot.

"Isn't this the greatest party of the year?" Reneey asked from where she was squasked between Lyn, Yami, and Ryou.

"SHUT UP, RENEEY!" everyone yelled in chorus. "YOU ARE BANNED FROM MAKING WISHES!"

---

Somewhere in the Millennium Puzzle

"Um.. hello? Anyone there...?" Marik asked as he walked through the ghost town that was the puzzle. "Um.. could someone get me out?"

THE END

... Okay, not.

Two years later

"Lynni, look! A shooting star!" Reneey yelled, pointing up at the sky.

Lyn twitched, grabbed the Millennium Rod that she had taken from Marik long ago, and proceeded with chasing Reneey around Domino city, yelling, "YOU ARE SO -- EFFING -- DEAD!"

THE END

(for real this time)