Disclaimer: YOU KNOW WHO OWNS NARUTO AND HARRY POTTER!

After a refreshing dinner (Sasuke did not touch the pumpkin pasties, he said they were weird squash buns), Kakashi led everyone out into the yard.

"Hey, Potter, what are those?" Neji asked, his blank eyes fixed on a potato-like figure that was laughing at him.

Harry blinked. "Those are gnomes, be careful around them though, they bite really bad."

Neji shook his head; "I've been near more dangerous stuff then this." He grabbed the gnome around its ankles and made it do the splits, not noticing the cries of agony coming from the potato creature.

"Funny, we've never been able to make it do that! It always bites our fingers before we can flip it over!"

Neji turned around and frowned. Two tall boys that looked the same walked towards him with bemused looks.

"I thought making clones here were impossible!" He muttered, staring at George, who stared back.

"Are you blind?" George asked, out of the blue.

…

It took all of the ninja to restrain Neji, and he wasn't using chakra. "GET OFF OF ME! HE'S GOING DOWN!" Neji screamed at an alarmed George.

"Calm down, Neji!" Tenten shrieked, brandishing nun-chucks at him.

Neji immediately stopped, and went over to sulk behind a tree.

"Now you know he's not blind." Fred said to a shocked George, who was staring at Neji.

(At King's cross)

"SAKURA-CHAN! HANG ON!"

"USE YOUR YOUTH, MY CHERRY BLOSSOM!"

"MY SHIRT IS HOOKED TO THAT THING!"

Sakura tried to grab Naruto and Lee's hands, but the train was pulling her rather too quickly to her liking.

(On Sasuke's end)

"I'm telling you, there's no platform ¾!"

"You better spit it out, old man, or I'll force it out of you!"

"I'm telling you the truth, you hooligan! Now let me go!"

"Not till you spill the beans, geezer!"

(With Neji and Tenten)

"Neji, I'm getting dizzy!"

"Shut up and keep pushing! We keep missing the way out, so we have to keep trying!"

"I've decided to hate you and revolving doors forever, you jerk!"

(On Hogwart's express)

"You guys finally made it! We've been waiting for you for ages!" Ron said, once he spotted the group of shinobi.

"I've reserved a special section just for you guys, follow me!" He ran quickly through a door.

The group followed him into a huge compartment magically enlarged to the size of an apartment.

"It's the 5 star compartment, so enjoy yourselves in here! No one's going to disturb you all, so catch you later! I'm late for prefect duty!"

Ron rushed outside, leaving the ninja to figure out what to do next.

"I'm hungry! Let's get something to eat!" Naruto began searching the pantry. "WHERE IS THE RAMEN?"

"Shut up, Naruto!" Sakura was obviously angry with him for not being able to save her from the train. "Let's try these, Sasuke-kun!"

She held up a packet of Bertie Botts every flavor beans. Sasuke nodded, and fished around the bag until he found a black one.

Sakura chose a pink one.

Naruto chose a light-tan colored bean.

"Ready?" They exchanged looks. "GO!"

They raised their beans in front of their mouths until…

"MY CHERRY BLOSSOM! What is it that makes you look so beautifully intense?"

Sakura groaned, and reluctantly turned to look at Lee.

"Try this." Sasuke suddenly said, and shoved a bean into Lee's hands.

Lee's face lit up like fireworks. "EVERYONE COME AND TRY THIS YOUTHFUL SNACK!"

The rest of the group came running over. Sasuke smirked; looking as though he had some evil plan in his mind, handed out the beans.

"Ready? Go!"

They all bit down into their beans.

"EEEEEEEUUUUUUUURGGGGGHHHH!!!"

Sakura got peach.

Sasuke got charcoal.

Naruto got ramen.

Gaara got dirt.

Lee got lotus, which made him even more hyper. ("IT MUST BE DESTINY THAT MADE THIS HAPPEN! THEY MUST MEAN THAT MY HIDDEN LOTUS IS GREAT!")

The rookies decided that Bertie Botts every flavor beans was NOT their favorite food.

They settled down after a while, and fell asleep.

"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? WAKE UP!"

The poor shinobies woke up and started stretching.

"What now?" Sasuke muttered, running a hand through his hair.

"You've got to change into your robes! Hurry!" Hermione's voice echoed in the room.

"Oh, ok." Sakura agreed, and pulled out her robes.

They got dressed in silence, even Naruto was quiet. Their mission was about to begin!

Sorry for the cliffhanger guys! But its time for bed for me!