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Acts of Tomfoolery

It was official; Deidara was completely bored out of his mind. But then again, it was to be expected when you were in bible study with Father Kakashi. Once in a while Father Kakashi would have class discussions, but not usually. All they ever really did was read the bible over and over again; while Father Kakashi would read his porn books that he hid in his large version of the bible. That was another thing; for a Catholic School, the nuns and priests were pretty corrupt, or 'out of their fucking minds' as Sasori often put it. All the nuns and priests claimed to be celibate, but Deidara knew for a fact that that was a bunch of bullshit. Besides Father Kakashi's deviant porn hobby, he was also currently sleeping with the main office secretary, Sister Shizune.

Deidara happened to notice this little affair last school year when he had accidentally left his bible in Kakashi's classroom. He had gone back to the classroom that night and caught Father Kakashi and Sister Shizune in quite the compromising position, and this didn't sit over to well with Father Kakashi. Deidara of course promised not to tell the head master, while in return Father Kakashi promised not to give Deidara any detentions for the rest of that school year. No doubt, the other staff members probably would have believed Father Kakashi and Sister Shizune over Deidara, but Father Kakashi couldn't take any chances. Father Kakashi had always held some loathsome hatred ever since the incident, but tried to restrain his bad feelings for the boy. Luckily, it was a new school year now and Kakashi could once again give Deidara detentions if he did something wrong. He disliked the feeling of Deidara having some power over him, and was glad the whole fiasco was over with.

Deidara was currently drumming his fingers on the desk when he looked up at the clock. It was only 12:30pm, which meant he still had another twenty five minutes until class ended and he could go to his hour long lunch break. His boredom was getting even worse and he couldn't stop fidgeting around in his seat. He couldn't help it; he was always constantly fidgeting in every class except art. Art was his favorite class and it always seemed to calm him down, especially when he was using clay. Art was like a natural high for Deidara, and he was glad for that. He often times brought clay with him to his classes to help is problem, but he was completely out of clay today. Because of this little predicament that he was in, he planned on going to see Sasori during lunch to get some pot to calm him down.

"Hahaha...Mary, you okay," Sasori asked happily, partially out of concern and partially because the drugs and alcohol were starting to kick in.

"You just openly admitted to selling drugs," Sakura exclaimed while choking on the coffee she hadn't spit out of her mouth.

"Yeah, everyone knows that I do. It's common knowledge," Sasori explained happily while continuing to drink his coffee.

Now Sakura was confused on what to do. She could say she doesn't associate with people like him and leave, but to tell the truth he hadn't done anything wrong or mean to her. Actually, he had been quite the opposite. He had saved her from that paranoid bitch Kin, and he was nice enough to buy her coffee in attempt to get to know her. He hadn't once offered her any drugs and was being a complete gentleman, aside for one of his comments that she didn't completely understand. With this thought, Sakura concluded that it would be very rude on her part just to cast him off because he had some personal issues, so she decided to get to know him better before making an opinion of him. Sakura's shock had worn off by now, and she decided to start that 'getting to know him thing.' "So, you mentioned Deidara back outside with that girl. Do you know him," Sakura asked calmly with a polite smile.

"Dei, yeah; he's my best friend. He mentioned you Mary, actually," Sasori said while grinning and taking another long sip of his coffee.

"Really," Sakura said while blushing and looking away, do to Sasori's comment. It was when Sasori saw Sakura's reaction that he smirked and realized what his relationship with her would be. 'Friends.' He had liked Sakura a little because she was different from all the girls he usually dated, but realized that she liked Deidara, even if it was just a little bit. Sasori and Deidara had an unspoken agreement when it came to girls. Sasori would back off if he noticed that Deidara really liked a girl or the girl really liked Deidara, and Deidara would do the same for him. They never let anything come between their friendship.

It was about 12:50pm now, and Sakura and Sasori had been talking and laughing for over twenty minutes. Sakura had become much more comfortable around Sasori in this short time span, and he was starting to grow on her. 'Maybe we can be friends after all. Even though he has a drug problem, he's really nice and funny,' Sakura thought happily. It was true; Sasori was a very well liked person because he had an incredible personality and an unbelievable humor. "Oh no, it's almost 1:00pm. I still have all my errands to run. I'm sorry Sasori, but I have to go," Sakura said stressfully while standing up and remembering all the stuff she had to do.

"It's okay Mary, don't stress. I'll help you get all your stuff done. It's not like I'm going to my classes this afternoon anyway," Sasori said while finishing his so called coffee.

"Really, thanks," Sakura said as a sign of relief flushed over her face.

"Almost 1:00pm you said? Well all the students have lunch for an hour, and then they head back to classes for another hour until 3:00pm. Why don't we do one of your errands now, and then we can go get lunch," Sasori suggested happily with a grin.

"That sounds good I guess," Sakura decided while taking out her list of things to do. "First I have to get my uniforms from the school laundry mat," Sakura told Sasori.

"I say you don't get them. Just run around the campus naked. I'm sure you'll make many guy friends Mary," Sasori said with a playful smirk.

"Funny Sasori," Sakura tried to say sarcastically, but couldn't help smiling. "Come on lets go," Sakura stated.

"Yeah, okay. The school Laundry mat is right down the...," Sasori said, but stopped when he got an evilly genius idea.

"What are you thinking about," Sakura asked curiously, a little worried due to the mischievous smirk that graced his face. Sakura hadn't known Sasori very long, but she knew that that mischievous smirk of his meant he was thinking of doing something that would be frowned upon by many adults.

"Nothing, nothing," Sasori answered grinning with excitement.

"I don't believe you, but I have to go to the bathroom. Don't do anything bad while I'm gone," Sakura warned him as she started walking toward the coffee shop's bathroom. Sakura hadn't noticed, but Sasori sure did. Besides being able to get sugar packets from the counter lady, there were also small sugar shakers on each table. Sasori happily took their table's somewhat empty sugar shaker in his hand and unscrewed the top. He then proceeded to pull out another packet of meth from his jacket's inside pocket and mixed it in with the little sugar that was left in the shaker. After he was done, he screwed the top back on and pocketed the empty meth packet. It was then that Sakura emerged from the bathroom and sat back down at the table across from him.

"Lets go," Sasori said with a grin that was so large it could give the Cheshire cat a run for his money.

"Sasori, what did you do," Sakura asked accusingly while getting up to leave with him.

Nothing Mary; lets just say that next time someone needs sugar they might get a little surprise," Sasori said still grinning like a mad man.

No, you didn't," Sakura asked in shock, while looking down at the sugar shaker.

"Hahaha...oh but I did," Sasori chimed merrily as he ran outside the coffee shop.

Classes had ended for lunch five minutes ago, and Deidara was making his way over to the guy's student housing in search of his friend. He was walking up the stairs to Sasori's room on the second floor when he smelled the rank stench of puke wafting from the very floor he was heading to. Once he reached the second floor, he realized where the smell had originated. Kisame was standing over a trash can in the guy's lounge, still throwing up from last night. "Hey Kisame, are you okay? That smells awful, yeah," Deidara said somewhat rudely over to Kisame from the top of the stairs.

"Shut up or I'll get Samehada and beat your face in, Blondie," retorted Kisame with a glare that would seriously do some damage if looks could kill. Samehada was a very large bat that Kisame used during baseball season for his power hits, and it wasn't something you wanted to get in the way of when swung by him. Kisame was a very large senior with the muscles to match. His hair was navy blue and spiked up, while his skin tone was a pale grayish-blue. He had beady black eyes with three lines under them that resembled gills, and very jaggedly sharp teeth. Kisame didn't actually hate Deidara; they were actually pretty good friends. Kisame was just always in a bad mood when he was hung over from the previous night, which was often.

"Sorry, yeah," Deidara said while smiling nervously at Kisame. Kisame nodded with a grunt of understanding. He then sauntered over to one of the couches and collapsed with a loud thud as he hit it. Deidara took Kisame's casual action as a sign of Kisame relaxing and letting his guard down, so he walked over and took a seat in a large chair next to the couch.

"Ahahah...I'm still really hung over from last night and my headache is worse than usual, Kisame moaned out in discomfort. "I'm never drinking again," he added.

"Hahaha...I highly doubt that, yeah. You'll be back to the bottle by tonight," Deidara mused with a laugh. All Deidara got as a response was another sound of discomfort from Kisame. "Hey, do you know if Sasori is still in his room, yeah" Deidara asked.

"Na, he left over an hour ago," Kisame forced out.

"Did he say where he was going, yeah" Deidara asked in response to Kisame's answer.

"I didn't talk to him; I just heard his door shut, which he did loudly I might add," Kisame said with annoyance obvious in his voice. "We don't have soccer practice today do we," Kisame managed to ask.

"Yeah, we do. Coach will be pissed at you if you're late again, yeah," Deidara warned him.

"Fucking Coach; thinks he's holier than God," Kisame said angrily.

"Well he is a priest, yeah," Deidara stated smoothly.

"I may be hung over, but Samehada is still only a few doors down," Kisame stated coldly do to Deidara's comment.

"Okay, okay...I get it, yeah. You're in a bad mood. Just chill out and I'll catch up with you later, yeah," Deidara said while getting up to leave and avoid getting killed for aggravating Kisame any further.

Sasori and Sakura were now at the school laundry mat picking up her uniforms. Sakura had left Sasori by himself to sit next to the door so he couldn't get into anymore trouble, while she went over to the counter to talk to the lady. He had been waiting for only five minutes and was ready to jump out of his seat. He took a swish of scotch from his flask and put it away carefully. He made a quick glance at Sakura and noticed she wasn't going to be done talking to the lady for probably another five minutes or so. He was completely bored and was desperately looking for something to occupy his attention.

Sasori then spotted a freshman guy by the name of Konohamaru putting his clothing in one of the washing machines. The young guy had average brown hair, but was quite small compared to Sasori and some of the other senior boys. He was known of by everyone, even though he was seen as slightly annoying in the eyes of the older kids. He was known of by everyone because he was the grandson of the very old highest priest known as The Third. The Third wasn't always a priest. He had kids and a wife when he was younger, but after the death of his wife at a young age, became a priest for SMA. The Third use to be the Head Master of SMA, but had recently stepped down from his position due to the suggestion of one priest who wanted the job and his old age.

Konohamaru had forgotten to get change to run the machine, so he temporarily left his washing machine and went to the front desk to exchange a dollar for four quarters. As Konohamaru was walking over to the front desk, Sasori's mouth quirked up into that mischievous smirk of his, as a thought of how to beat his boredom came to mind. He quickly got to his feet and quietly headed over toward the machine that held Konohamaru's clothing. He then took the box of soap powder and dumped a good amount of it into the washing machine. After closing the door to the machine he crept back to his seat by the door with a satisfied grin on his face. He knew that this trick was more of a Deidara type thing, but he was so bored that he didn't even care. Konohamaru made his way back to the machine that held his clothes and place the coins in the machine. He then pressed the start button and went to sit down and read a magazine.

Sakura had finished talking to the lady about the strict dress code by now and was heading over to a very amused Sasori with her bag of clothes in hand.

"What has you so happy," she asked Sasori as she noticed his huge grin.

"Oh, nothing...yet," he said with anticipation as he took out his flask for a self congratulatory drink of Scotch.

"Sasori, what's going on," Sakura demanded.

"Just wait and see Mary, just wait and see," he said giving her his mischievous smirk.

"Oh God, this isn't going to be good," Sakura said as she turned around to a very weird sound. The machine that held Konoamaru's clothing was now filled beyond capacity with foamy soap, and was ready to fill the entire room.

As soon as Konohamaru looked up from his magazine, the machine door exploded off its hinges. The foamy soap was spewing everywhere and Konohamaru started screaming as he ran to the machine saying, "my clothes!"

"Hahaha...lets go Mary," Sasori said as his eyes filled with gleam and excitement from a job well done. He then stood up next to a wide eyed Sakura and grabbed her bag filled with school uniforms.

"SASORI," screamed the laundry mat lady angrily from behind the counter as she started rushing over to Sasori, trying to pass the mess that was now filling the entire building. But, she accidentally slipped and flew into the mound of foamy soap face first.

"Yeah, we should really go now," Sasori said with Sakura's bag slung over one shoulder as he grabbed Sakura's hand and pulled her out of the building.

I hope you liked it. I am totally obsessed with Sasori's character, if you haven't figured that out yet. Don't worry, Deidara will meet up with them soon. I'm planing on having a pretty long story, so this is still just the very beginning. Please review.

Until later,

-Pumpkinhead1870-