A/N: Tiny, itsy-bitsy update...for a challenge, I thought I'd see what I could do with this song. Voila. (Original: "I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today", Avenue Q). And this is a good time to stick in a little credit for my little sister Halie, who's been peeping over my shoulder and hissing stuff to me ever since I started this fic. She gets a big cookie.
Benny: I'M NEVER IN ANY FICS TODAY
NO, I'M NEVER IN ANY FICS TODAY
NO ONE WILL NOTICE ME
ANGEL/COLLINS, ROGER/MIMI
MOJO, THEY ALL PUSH ME AWAAAAAY
I'M NEVER IN THOSE FUCKING FICS TO-DAAAY!
All: …
Maureen: Go bitch to the Wicked crowd!
Benny: Fuck you…and I will, thanks.