Rated T:Chapter 2

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Sakura confides in Ino about Sasuke and Naruto, she gives Sakura a solution that once again leaves her clueless.

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Sakura sat next to a comforting Ino. "I feel so stupid, how could I not read the signs properly" They were sitting on a wall with hot drinks in there hands.

"Don't worry yourself Sakura I didn't think it would happen either. But there's still other guys out there" Sakura looked at her.

"Like who?" "Well…anyway when I finally came to the realization that I wouldn't ever get to be with Sasuke, I turned to Shikamaru, who is a really nice guy despite his laziness"

"Yes, that's all good for you Ino but what about me?"

"Well there's Rock Lee, he's always had a thing for you" "Erm…maybe not, I just don't feel that way for him."

"Ok, ok… there's Neji, he belongs to a powerful clan" "He is so not for me. Too quiet and secretive and I don't really know him"

"Ooh what about Chouji? You might just need a bigger fridge. He might seem cowardly but you get him mad he'll do anything"

"Erm no Ino, again I don't know him very well and he seems like a nice but not for me" she was obviously hiding what she really thought as she gripped the cup in her hand tighter.

"Alright, so I guess Shino is out of the question then" "Eww, definitely. I'm sure he's a nice guy and a great shinobi, but the bugs, eww! Just imagine sitting next to him and he goes to put his arm around you but bugs are there instead of his arm" They both shuddered at the thought.

They both sighed. Of all people why did Sasuke get together with Naruto? "Sakura, if you're only going to pick all the bad stuff that is wrong with these guys, and then you'll never find someone"

Sakura looked at the floor Ino noticed and tried to make her feel better. "If I wasn't with Shikamaru, I'd use the mind transfer jutsu on Naruto to get to Sasuke"

Sakura's face lit up. "That it Ino you're a genius!" in her excitement she dropped the cup she had been gripping onto the floor.

"Huh? What are you talking about only my clan can do that justu?"

"I know but instead I can use the transformation jutsu right?" "Sure, I imagine so"

"Ok here I go! Transform!" a big poof of smoke appeared and blew away as a Naruto look a like came into view. "So how do I look?" "Really annoying. Anyway I have to go meet Shikamaru, see you later" Ino jumped off the wall and headed in the other direction.

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"Look at that cloud it looks a kunai knife" Naruto pointed into the sky to show Sasuke. They were lying on their backs watching the clouds together.

"Hey and look at that cloud over there, it looks like a person, so person and a kunai that means it's a shinobi cloud" Naruto giggled as Sasuke pointed out that another person like cloud merged into it. "Hey Naruto, that's us"

Naruto shifted slightly and began to sit upright. "I'm hungry I'm going to get us some ramen, you coming?" "Not yet, stay here for a bit longer" as Naruto tried to get up Sasuke pounced on him.

He could feel Sasukes breathe close to his right ear. "I'm hungry too" Sasukes breathe made his ears tingle more.

Naruto burst out laughing. "I'll go get some food, but don't worry I'll be back for you" he grinned as he managed to turn Sasuke over onto his back before pinning him down. He planted a small kiss on his lips which made Sasuke smirk.

Naruto managed to prise himself away from Sasuke's grasp and headed towards the village. He came walking back up the hill five minutes later.

"That was fast, how many bowls did you get?" "Huh? What do you mean?" "Naruto, you went to go get some ramen about five minutes ago, where is it?"

"Did I say I was going to get ramen, no I…I er meant I was going to the bathroom"

"Ok but where's the food? You said you were hungry"

"Yeah… because I was hungry for you" Naruto smiled awkwardly. 'Why was I supposed to get food? O well now it's just me and Sasuke' Naruto sat down next to his raven haired companion.

"Naruto? Are you feeling ok?" "Yeah never better, I' mean…" 'What do I say? What do I say?' "Well? Are you waiting for and bus?" "Huh?"

"Get over here and kiss me!" Sasuke didn't understand what was wrong. 'What is that loser doing?' Naruto shifted over to where Sasuke was.

He was leaning over Sasukes face and was about to make his move when Sasuke yanked him forward so that there lips touched. He pulled Naruto into a close hug Naruto tore his lips away and buried his head into Sasukes shoulder.

His heart rate was pounding. 'That was so intense I can't believe I just did that. Ahh me and Sasuke-kun at last'

"Naruto are you sure you're ok?" Naruto rose his head "Yeah I'm fine, why?" "Usually by now you've already torn my shirt to shreds"

"Oh, ok let's do that then" He smiled to himself. 'Er…how do I do this then?' his smile turned into a puzzled look. He started picking at the shirt trying to tear it with his two hands.

Sasuke started laughing. "Anyone would think you've never done this before" "Hehe yeah, it's like I've never done this before" 'Argh! I haven't done this before! What am I going to do?'

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"Thanks, old man, there's no need to wrap it up, I'm meeting Sasuke on the hill so it's not far" Naruto thanked the ramen master and hurried up to the hill where Sasuke was waiting for him.

Part way up the hill he could hear Sasuke laughing, 'Hmm? I wonder what's so funny.'

"Hey Sasuke, I hope you aren't doing anything without …me" he stopped in his tracks. A Naruto look alike was sitting on Sasuke attempting to tear his shirt off.

"Sasuke! What are you doing? I know you missed me but it's pretty sad if you use a clone to change into me, I mean come on look, It doesn't even do it right" Naruto laughed as he put the ramen on ground.

"Haha, very funny Naruto, this isn't one of my clones. Face it you were hungry for me after all" "Yeah, I still am" Three of them sat there giggling to each other stupidly.

"Naruto" "Yeah" they were trying hard to stop their laughter "You can undo the jutsu now"

"Ok, hehe ok release" The 'clone' didn't disappear. "Naruto, enough kidding around get rid of it, ha loser" "I'm trying!"

The Naruto 'clone' stood up quite abruptly and moved off of Sasuke. "No Naruto, I mean get rid of it" "I am but it won't go away"

Sasukes eyes narrowed, the other Naruto was clearly an impostor. Sasuke stood up and dived on the Naruto look alike as it tried to get away.

"Who are you and why are you impersonating Naruto" There was a poof of smoke. The two guys looked down a pink haired girl was sandwiched on the floor in front of them.

"SAKURA!" they both yelled. "Oh hi….Sasuke-kun, Naruto, er how are you?"

They both looked angry but when they looked at each other they both started laughing again. "Haha good one Naruto you fooled me again, why would you want to change the clone into Sakura?"

"To add to the excitement I guess, ooh come one the ramen's getting cold" they both turned away from Sakura and headed towards the ramen bowl.

"Hey!" they both looked at her "I'm real you know, I only turned into Naruto so I could be with Sasuke, and now I'm going to yell at Ino because her stupid plan didn't work"

Sasuke and Naruto looked blankly at her. "Don't you care that Sasuke-kun cheated on you with me!" They turned back to the ramen. "Hey!" instead of turning round again they just ignored her.

After she'd gone Naruto confronted Sasuke. "What, how could you not tell?" "I could tell perfectly, it was just funny to see what she'd do"

"So how was she?" "Let's just say she is no comparison to you any day. You know why? Because you're the best Naruto" Sasuke and Naruto pulled each other close.

"In a way, I'm glad she's gone, Sasuke, now it's just me and you forever"

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"INO!" "What is it Sakura can't you see I'm in the middle of something" Ino was feeding Shikamaru sweet dumplings, his head rested in her lap.

"It didn't work out! And it is your entire fault" she pointed an accusing finger. Shikamaru interrupted them "Hello Ino! Getting hungry here!"

"How did you pull a guy like that off?" Sakura turned and stormed out. "What's her problem?" Ino shrugged and carried on feeding Shikamaru.

Sakura felt utterly clueless. She sighed "Tomorrow's another day. Hmm if I can't have Sasuke maybe I'll find someone better?"

"Who are you talking to?" She turned. A strange voice whistled into her ear. She didn't answer for a while. "You look familiar. Who are you?" "Can't you guess?"

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A/N: I think chapter 1 was not the best I've written, but I added another chapter to finish it off. Tell me what you think.

Stuck for words? You can always write who you think the mystery voice is.

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