Sasuke had woken up, slying his way out of Naruto's clinging life or death grip, and stood up stretching. Everyone was sprawled out on the furniture, Garra sitting on the couch, arms folded and head hanging asleep. Lee lay ontop of Garra arms and legs curled up as for Naruto, as soon as Sasuke had gotten up, he sprawled his body parts all over the couch.
'Itachi must have gotten something last night...he's not home.' He scratched the back of his head before calling a maid in to serve breakfast.
'Now how to wake them up...' He thought for a second before walking to his brothers room and back.
'3,2...1' he sounded an airhorn that echoed throughout the entire mansion of a house.
"Wakey wakey losers..." He said in a dull voice as everyone asleep screamed their way awake and the maids came in with tea and pancakes.
"You could have just woken us up by oh you know...CALLING OUR NAMES!!" Naruto complained.
"Oh yes I know, But then what fun would that be Dobe?"
"Your such a bastard Sasuke...Why the hell did I ever become a friend of yours?"
"Because I'm cool like that."
"And why I'm attracted to you, can't be your personality..." Naruto said smiling, while Sasuke's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.
"Fine, No ramen for you Asian boy."
"No way! I'm sorry!" Naruto jumped on his leg pleading for forgiveness. "I want ramen!"
"I was just kidding Dobe!" Sasuke said trying to shove Naruto away.
"Jerk." Breakfast arrived, everyone fully awake from being woken up from the airhorn.
"So what the hell are we doing today?" TenTen shouted smiling.
"If you mean 'we' as in all of us, nothing. If you mean 'we' as in me, then whatever I feel like." Sasuke said finishing off the tea.
"Your so mean..." Tenten flung a piece of pancake at Sasuke and Lee started giggling as Naruto made a 'Sasuke' face out of the pancake and put it in front of his face making a mocking voice.
"I'm Sasuke, I'm no fun and I'm a big jerk! I angst in my room and have irritable mood swings and have a sick sense of HUMOR!" Naruto said while everyone but Sasuke cracked a gut.
"No fun?" Sasuke put Naruto's discarded jacket on and started mocking him.
"Hi I'm Naruto, BELIEVE IT! I have no sense in fashion being the color-blinded Orange nuckle headed ninja I am. BELIEVE IT! I have a foul taste in food because every time I see food I eat ramen. And somehow through it all I'm getting fucked by the hottest guy in Konaha yet I still haven't hit reality BELIEVE IT!" Sasuke said smirking as he looked at Naruto.
((For those who don't get Sasuke's joke, you have to have a sly mind lol. Think perverted!!))
"You ain't all that. I've seen hotter." Naruto said sticking his nose in the air.
"Oh really...then who, might I ask, has more fangirls then muwa?" Sasuke said smirking as everyone was crying from laughing so hard.
"ME!!" Naruto said jumping onto the table and doing the 'Gai-stance'.
"You wish. Your only 'fan' is me and that's because I'm going out with you."
"Makes you the idiot because you could've had any girl in Kohana yet you chose a person as nuckle headed as a nuckle head could get and that person has a dick." Neji said, everyone started to chuckle.
"Yeah, But I could never take my feelings away." Sasuke said leaning back onto his elbows. Naruto smiled and sat on Sasuke.
"Yeah...Can't believe we picked up where we left off, except more into the relationship." Naruto commented sneaking a kiss in and going up to finish his pancakes.
((So yeah...it's 1:30 in the morning. It's been a year since I last uploaded anything. And I just relized everthing but the story line sucked. But I'm hoping to make it better!! and this time I PROMISE to finish the story!))
