I do not own yugioh but I wish I did

Chapter Three

Kaiba's Diary

Entry One

Mokuba brought me this awesome diary from Yugi. It's bright pink and fuzy. Pink is my favorite color. Since my life is so screwed up, writing down my feelings has become my favorite thing to do.

That Tea(Anzu) girl is so hot that it's unberable, but at the same time, she's so freaking peppy that it scares the shit out of me. I hope that Mokuba doesn't read this. He'd tease me for life if he knew that I had a crush on a damn hot girl.

Entry Two

Wheeler has been acting strange lately. There's a rumor that he's dating Mai Valentine. He's a mutt to the point of that he can't even figure out that she hates him so much. Damn mutt. Oh my Ra!Mokuba found the sugar. Shit! The house is probably gonna end up to the point of no repair. Mokuba! YOU'RE SO GROUNDED FOR LIFE! I DON'T CARE IF YOU GIVE ME THE SADDEST PUPPY EYES! NOTHING WILL WORK AGAINST ME! I'M TOO COLD EARTED AND MEAN! Oh shit. Did I say that out loud?

Entry Three

Mokuba destroyed the house with his sugar high frenzy. He was really hurt when I said that I was too cold hearted and mean. That's why he destroyed the house. Besides he was a sugar high maniac.

Wheeler is still acting strange. He had better not be trying to get with my girl. If he is, he won't live to duel or be a mutt ever again.

Entry Four

That damned pharaoh nearly sent me to the shadow realm. The little squirt, Yugi stopped Yami before he sent me there. I wonder what would happen if Yugi was fed some sugar. Hahahahahah...That freakin' retarted pharoah will probably go crazy and die. (maniacly laughs)

Enrty Five

Yugi became my best friend when I saw him running stark naked down the street. I watched for a while, and then I noticed that he passed out. I walked over to him and dragged him under a tree. I knew the signs. He was sugar high. That damned pharoah needs a lesson in hidding sugar. Here comes Mr. Highness now. Yami said "what the hell did you do to my hikari?" I said "Nothing, he's just passed out from havng to much sugar."

Oh my Ra! Yugi became my best friend when I saw him running down the street stark naked. Does that mean I'm gay? No, that couldn't be. I like tea. Holy shit! I'm bi!

When I said disturbed, was I right? Please review.