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Thanks to all of my reviewers. I'll try to make this chapter funny, but my writing goes to paper as soon as the idea pops into my head. Also, LPGurl you're welcome for your Happy B-Day!

Chapter Five

Joey's Diary

Entry One

Why did Yugi even thinkdat I would write in this damn thing. This stupid thing is orange with a unicorn on it. Whatda Hell was Yugi thinking? Whyda Hell am I writing in this thing? I should go and burn da damn thing with Tristan.

Entry Two

Da pharoah didn't like da diary at all. He ran off to what seemed like a distant land. He freaked out more dan I did.

Today I found out a secret about my crush. I over heard her at school. She said dat she liked me. I just hope dat Kaiba dosn't try to take her away from me like he's done with just about every other girl. Stupid rich kaiba. Dat jerk is always messing with dat head of mine. Some manners he has! Damn Kaiba. He just hit me in the head with his locker. How the Hell can I still write? He hit me so hard that I should be knocked out right about now.

Entry Three

I over heard dat Kaiba had one Hell of a time calming Mokuba down. He was sugar high I guess.

I think dat Kaiba is trying to get with my girl. If he is he isn't going to live another day!

Dat pharoah Yami had another freak out today. He ran off, but before he did he yelled at Yuge. I hope dat things don't get any worse between da two of them. We need them. Yugi is the person who keeps our group going besides Tea dat is.

Entry Four

I figured that today I would talk about myself. The girl I want and Kaiba might be trying to get is my best buddy Tea. She's so nice but at da same time, I like Mai. I wonder who dat I should ask out? Dat's a problem for another day.

Yuge was acting kinda strange today. He was searching for something. Holly Ra! No! It can't be! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Entry Five

You're probably wondering why dat I freaked out yesterday right? I saw Yuge walking up the street with a bag of sugar. The pharoah was gone. After Yugi was done scarfing down the sugar, he undressed himself. He ran downda street naked, while everyone stared at him in disbelief.

Da pharoah got back in time to see Kaiba dragging an unconcious Yugi underneath a tree. He was so unhappy! Uh oh! He spotted me! RUNNNNN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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