A/N, this story is changed to rating M just for this chapter. It contains suggestive themes that are just naughty for most people. And if you read this, review. I don't need reviews to say I'm good, I like them and they're appreciated..

Xigbar got on the dance floor near Even. No one had seen much of him since he got there. The song Sonic Energy was entering its thirtieth minute. He picked up some purple glow sticks and a glow in the dark whistle at the counter. Xigbar put his right arm straight out to the side. It moved up, like a wave, and moved to the left arm. The left arm bent downwards, and Xigbar turned right. He took three steps forward before he began to be trapped in a mime's invisible box. People began backing away to give him room, and watch the dude dance.

"Oh L, I want to dance. Can we go dancing?" the young woman rubbed Luxord's chest. "Yeah, we want to dance too." The other four began rubbing on the gambling man. The lights went from fire red, to cool blue. Xigbar and Vexen broke it down on the dance floor. "And ruin my good suit? I think not." Luxord picked up his cup with the last of his vodka. "Please, we want to dance." All four of the very inebriated women begged L. He rolled his eyes. "Fine, my liquor is all gone anyway." He stood up and adjusted himself for dancing. "L is taking us dancing." The woman in the black skirt called to her friends. They all cheered.

"So you want to get a drink?" The woman asked Even. "Sure, why not? I could go for a tasty beverage." The lady in the white dress giggled. Her smile made Even feel a certain way. She wasn't an old woman; she looked to be in her mid thirties. The blond man and blonde woman made their way to the bar through the hordes of dancing young people. "So, I didn't quite get your name." Even asked as he sat down on the bar stool. "My name is Serena. I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself earlier. I feel like such an idiot." She held her hand out to shake, as did Even. "You're not an idiot. You were taken by my good looks as I was with yours." He smiled and then looked at the bartender.

"Are you ordering this time sir?" The younger female bartender looked at him crossly. "Yes" He snapped angrily at the girl, who was a child in comparison to him. "I'll have a bottle of that Vodka, and two glasses." Serena tapped his shoulder. "I can't drink that, I don't handle liquor so well." She looked down at the floor embarrassed.

Sonic Energy finally ended after an hour, and the song Absolutely Hard kicked up. The man L beat in the drinking contest was put into his corner, shortly after he passed out. With everyone on the dance floor, the party got really wild. L brought free drinks for everyone in the club. He also paid the D.J. to play only techno for the rest of the night. That's because the writer only listened to techno the entire time writing this fic. He was trying to create a fun, adult party environment.

The exceedingly drunk man's eyes fluttered open. The hard techno music filled his head with pain. "Dammit" he shouted covering his ears. The man stumbled past the huge speakers, and tripped on a bar stool. "Hey, watch where you're going you boozebag." A man pushed the drunken guy to the floor. "How are you able to stand? You should be out like a light." The bartender looks over the counter. "I'm not new at drinking. I just took a little more than I can handle." He climbs up a bar stool to the counter. "So are you okay to get home?" The bartender wiped the counter down. She eyed the drunken man who watched her breast drunkenly. "I'm good to talk. But here are my keys." He wobbled around as he hand her the keys. "Now, I have a proposition for you." The man staggered around trying to get a hold of the stool. "I need your help. I want to beat that one fellow in white. L I think his name was. I don't care in what, I just want to beat him." The man slurred his words. He struggled to stay upright.

"What's your name guy?" The bartender wiped out a mug that was formerly full of beer. A patron left the money on the counter and got up. "Me? Oh, just call me Mr. Jack. Now about my proposition." Jack put up his index finger and waited for her response. "Caitlyn." They shook hands and Jack stood up. "Rum for everyone. Party up everybody." He staggered to the dance floor.

"Actually, we're not exactly family, but it's close enough. Technically, that would make us boarders, rather than relatives. None of even like each other really." Axel popped a cashew in his mouth and enjoyed it's saltiness. "Yeah, that sounds a lot like family." Zair pulled the bowl of nuts closer to her. "Don't you ever get lonely there by yourself? I mean when you're not hanging out with your friend Roxas?" Axel put a thinking look on his face. "No, not really." He brushed it off and grabbed more nuts. "I mean, on a relationship level." Zair moved closer to Axel. His left eyebrow lifted. "No, that's what Larxene is for." He thought. His eyes moved down to the booth table. Inside he smiled a devious little Kira smile. "Yeah," he falsely emoted "sometimes Roxas isn't what I need. I just miss being with someone." His performance was amazing, Zair actually believed him. Zair smiled, it was a sad story, but yet she couldn't help but smile. "Come with me." She got up and grabbed Axel by the hand. "Where are we going?" He got up and walked to the back room with her.

"And now everyone take a 5 minute break. Talk, party, or bathroom; do what you beautiful people do until the music starts." The speaker went off again. Everyone except Xigbar, Vexen, and Luxord looked up. Axel was already looking up. "That was rather odd." Vexen looked at everyone that looked up. "What was?" Serena paid attention to Even. "At the exact same moment, everyone looked up." She stared at him wierd. "So..." It didn't bother her, so he didn't say much on it. "Was this the result, or am I just imagining things?" He said to himself.

Xigbar, who wasn't getting attention from any females, thought it would be better if he sponged off of "L" (Luxord). "Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. The man on the floor named L is a fake. He cheats at drinking, and doesn't have respect for women. Currently he has taken four young barely legal females, gotten them drunk, and intends to have his way with them." Feedback squealed after the speaker stopped. Much to Vexen's annoyance, everyone watched the ceiling; even Serenity. "Who is that? Xaldin, are you messing with me?" L got in the middle of the empty dance floor. "No, I'm not him. I just want to see you embarassed like you embarassed me. Don't you remember?" Mr. Jack shouted over the intercom system. "Aren't you that drunk boy I beat? Face it, you lost." L stared directly into bright overhead light. For a quick second, he thought he could see a Sniper nobody in the dj booth, but chalked it up to the light in his eyes.

"Hey" L intended to call Xigbar, but they never decided on a temporary name for him. "Xiggy, come're for a second." His smoothe, Balthier-esque, brittish voice summoned not only his target, but the four women as well. "Forget this loser L, come back to dance with us." The four women pulled at him. "Please, we want to dance more before good something happens tonight." Luxord turn around to go with the women. "Yes L, why not dance?" The loser of the drinking contest appeared behind L. "In fact, I challenge you to a dance off. You may choose any one female in the club here, and my partner and I will wipe the floor with you." He pointed at Luxord.

L looked back at the four women just eager to dance with him. "You", he chose the one who approached him in the first place "We're dancing." He reached out to her, and she fluttered over to the blond. "aww, the other three girls moaned. Okay, by my name is Eren by the way." She put her arm around him and waited for the others. "Choose your partner lad, but know this, if you lose again, she becomes a part of my entourage. But in the unlikely event that you win, you may have a free shot at me. Sound like a deal?" True to his nature, Luxord gambled away like there was nothing, or everything on the line.

"My partner will be my new friend Caitlyn." The man moved to the side and behind him was the bartender. Xigbar sauntered over to the four. "I'll judge this match. Crowd decides whose dancing is better. I judge the loudness of the crowd. Sounds fair?" He looked at the contestants. Caitlyn and Mr. Jack got in position. "You too." L smacked the girls' butt. "Go get in place." He pulled Xigbar to the side. "I think I'm going crazy." Xigbar kind of hunched down to talk to Luxord. "Why do you say that?" Luxord whipered in his ear. "I thought I saw a sniper nobody behind that guy. Did you summon any?" Xigbar shook his head and answered "No." Number X began to worry. "I have a theory then. Get Vexen."

The music started up. "Dora, Dora, Dora the Explora!" The dj spun the record, and the beat pulsed hard. The floor rattled with each boom of the blasting stereo. Jack moved side to side. First his head, then down to his neck. "Oh man." Swiper cried over the maracas (spelling?) "You can lead the way!" Jack moved the beat through his body, and mashed potatoed with his legs. He brought it then to the cripwalk. "Grab your backpack! Let's go." The music blared. Caitlyn moved in front of Jack and did the bootycall. They started grinding on each other. "You're going to fall kid." Xigbar shouted to throw Jack off rather than try to warn him about the clear liquid he was going to slip on. L watched at the sad display of so called dancing. Jack narrowed his eyes at the scarred man taunting him. Just then he slipped over a puddle and landed on Caitlyn. The music stopped. Everyone gathered to help him up. "I already win by default, but since you insist on bothering me, I guess I'll destroy you in front of your partner; who is actually a part of my group now." L smiled at Caitlyn who rolled her eyes at the blond man.

Eren didn't bother to get into a dancing position. She jumped on our hero, and twisted her legs around him. "Down girl, that comes later." He patted the top of her head, and she reluctanly came back to the floor. "No fair! Eren is getting to him first." One of the other girls pointed at Eren. "She's cheating." They all ran out to L and pushed Eren away. "L is mine." Luxord stepped back to enjoy what he just started inadverdantly.

After 5 minutes of arguing and fist fighting, L steps in. "Alright now. That's enough" He steps in between the rumbling roses. (heh-heh) "I think that it's over. I say all of us head oer to the upstairs room and hang out for a little bit." The four women stopped fighting and watched the man gleefully. "Yaaay!" All four of them shouted drunkenly. The crowd came back to the floor as L and the group left. The music started playing again. Caitlyn was in the corner punching Jack in the face for falling on her before the fight. Xigbar took notice of the faux couple. "CALM DOWN." He gave commands like he took God from heaven and put Him in his voice. In fact he looked a bit like Ryuji Yamazaki.

Caitlyn and Jack stopped. "Hm?" Vexen took notice from across the room. "What's wrong?" Serena pulled Vexen's face closer to hers. "Nothing really important. I just remembered something. Where is Axel and that other girl?" He looked around the club. "They went upstairs a while ago. I don't think it'd be wise to interrupt them." The blonde tried to bring Even's attention to her.

"Dude, go home before my buddy really hurts you. He's being nice, but he could have killed you the moment you decided to act all kiddie. Now whatever vandetta against him you have needs to be dropped or otherwise things will have to get violent." Xiggy (Xigbar) sneered down at Jack. He began to creep away. "Coward." Caitlyn scoffed at the man. "Yeah, I thought so." Xiggy turned around to walk away. Vexen was mortified. He grabbed Serena by the arm and began to walk to the back room. "Wait, I'm not THAT drunk." She struggled to loosen his grip.

"The night's been wasted." Xigbar sat at the bar with Caitlyn beside him. She had someone covering for her. "Yeah, it sucks." She replied. "I mean, I didn't get wasted and or laid. This night sucked royally." He folded his arms across his chest and gave an evil face. Caitlyn did too. "Wanna make out?" Xigbar turned to the woman. "Thought you'd never ask." She jumped on the one eyed man. "JACKPOT!" Even, or Vexen (whichever you want to call him) rushed into the back. He pushed past the throngs of horny young people. Faster!" was heard through all the moaning within the orgy. He and Serena reached the back room. Even pushed beck the curtain.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

A/N
This chapter might sound like I'm being chauvanistic to women. I probably am, because as of this moment I don't care. I got out of a bad relationship, and right at this moment, all I see women as are T & A. On top of that, it was my 20th birthday on 9/12/07 and I didn't get wasted and or laid. So I'm VERY frustrated, and repressed. It's usually a statistic impossibility for me not to at a techno rave. So if I offend anyone, piss off. Come at me when I'm less grumpy.