Bakura's Diary
Me No Owny Yu-Gi-Oh. So stop asking!
Chapter Nine
Entry One
Ever since my annoying hikari got a diary from Mokuba, he has been acting weird. He is either depressed or so happy that it's scary. He bought me a freakin' diary. Why am I writing in this damn thing? I should just send this fucking thing to the shadow realm. You know what? It's not even worth my shadow magic. I should just do it the old fashioned way. The old fashioned way would be throwing it in a river. Niagara Falls would be better. (Don't own Niagara Falls)
Entry Two
I made my evil little hikari want to throw up. I kissed a girl in his face. I paid the girl to kiss me, but of course Ryou is too damn stupid to know that. I can't believe that he doesn't know that I'm gay. I just kissed her in his room to make him sick and my plan worked quite well.
Entry Three
I can't believe I'm writing about my worst enemy in here. The damn pharaoh was freaking out about a diary. I'm manlier than he is. He won't go near his diary without screaming fucking bloody murder. Later the old fart went off hiding sugar from his runt of a hikari. He is really scary when he gets a hold of sugar. It's enough to make me the powerful Bakura frightened. '
I sent some random shity people on the street to the shadow realm. They deserved it. Them and their annoyingness. They were talking on the street in front of my mighty house of doom. Why the hell they were there, I will never know. They must have been newbie's. No one ever comes near the almighty Bakura. I will show them never to mess with me again.
Entry Four
The pharaoh has finally lost it. He attempted to send the sad attempt of a human named Kaiba to the shadow realm. His damn ass hikari was there to save him. Why does he always pop up when he's wanted the least? I noticed a sly and happy smile on my hikari's face when this was happening. It quickly vanished as he realized what he was smiling at. I've done a good job of whipping him into shape.
Entry Five
Yugi, the twerp, was being looked at by Kaiba. The more interesting part was that he had no clothes on. Utter destruction was among us. I can feel it in my blood. Mwahahahahahahhahhahhahhahahhahhahhahhahhahahhahhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. My evil laugh needs a lot of work. There's no way in hell that this would scare anybody.
I heard a rumor that Kiaba is bi. What do you think diary? What would you think of me dying you black?
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